Stefan 🇺🇦
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I'm a trombonist- performer and educator- based in the Midwestern USA. Besides that, I cook a lot, hang out with my lovely wife, enjoy movies and video games, reading and walking, building Legos, cars, football, etc.
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Stefan 🇺🇦
@bassclefstef.bsky.social
· May 7
I would like to reiterate that they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm
A Big 10 conference game just went to halftime at a quarter past midnight in the Eastern Time Zone. I find this to be awfully silly.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
A Big 10 conference game just went to halftime at a quarter past midnight in the Eastern Time Zone. I find this to be awfully silly.
Ok, bean time! Here's the vegetables for the base- a mix of celery, onions, and peppers. Yes, green bell peppers would be more authentic, but I'm using poblanos and a few sweet red peppers, cause I've got them in the fridge.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ok, bean time! Here's the vegetables for the base- a mix of celery, onions, and peppers. Yes, green bell peppers would be more authentic, but I'm using poblanos and a few sweet red peppers, cause I've got them in the fridge.
I'm making New Orleans-ish red beans and rice tomorrow, so time to start soaking the beenz. Anyone want photos on progress?
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm making New Orleans-ish red beans and rice tomorrow, so time to start soaking the beenz. Anyone want photos on progress?
Jesus christ get that fat orange fascist fuck out of my football game
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Jesus christ get that fat orange fascist fuck out of my football game
"Hey, you know what we need to help us sell discount furniture?"
"A creepy-ass nightmare puppet?"
"Eeeeee-xactly!"
"A creepy-ass nightmare puppet?"
"Eeeeee-xactly!"
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"Hey, you know what we need to help us sell discount furniture?"
"A creepy-ass nightmare puppet?"
"Eeeeee-xactly!"
"A creepy-ass nightmare puppet?"
"Eeeeee-xactly!"
This piece hits a little harder these days, huh?
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This piece hits a little harder these days, huh?
Bottom of the 9th, bases loaded, AND the score is tied? That's a little cliche, don't you think?
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Bottom of the 9th, bases loaded, AND the score is tied? That's a little cliche, don't you think?
Wendy's commercial: "Wendy's has new chicken tenders!'
Me: "well I'd hope so! I wouldn't want old chicken tenders!"
Me: "well I'd hope so! I wouldn't want old chicken tenders!"
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Wendy's commercial: "Wendy's has new chicken tenders!'
Me: "well I'd hope so! I wouldn't want old chicken tenders!"
Me: "well I'd hope so! I wouldn't want old chicken tenders!"
You know, translucent green is just got a great color to use on sandwich bread packaging
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You know, translucent green is just got a great color to use on sandwich bread packaging
We're doing a survey of Dracula movies for Halloween- so far we've watched the 1931 with Bela Lugosi, 1979 with Frank Langella, and I think tonight we might do a Nosferatu double-feature (1928 and 2024). Saving the Francis Ford Coppola one for last.
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
We're doing a survey of Dracula movies for Halloween- so far we've watched the 1931 with Bela Lugosi, 1979 with Frank Langella, and I think tonight we might do a Nosferatu double-feature (1928 and 2024). Saving the Francis Ford Coppola one for last.
I would support a constitutional amendment stating that any alterations to the White House (after the complete restoration of the East Wing and the Rose Garden, obviously. And Jimmy Carter's solar panels, while we're at it) must be approved in a nation-wide ballot initiative in the general election
October 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I would support a constitutional amendment stating that any alterations to the White House (after the complete restoration of the East Wing and the Rose Garden, obviously. And Jimmy Carter's solar panels, while we're at it) must be approved in a nation-wide ballot initiative in the general election
I'm really happy to report that the word 'snarf' has an entry in the Merriam-Webster English dictionary.
#MerriamWebsterDictionary
#MerriamWebsterDictionary
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'm really happy to report that the word 'snarf' has an entry in the Merriam-Webster English dictionary.
#MerriamWebsterDictionary
#MerriamWebsterDictionary
Thanks to some of the music we listened to on road trips when I was a kid, I can't hear the words 'lighthouse keeper' and not automatically associate it with 'in the desert sun'
#gothicrock
#gothicrock
October 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Thanks to some of the music we listened to on road trips when I was a kid, I can't hear the words 'lighthouse keeper' and not automatically associate it with 'in the desert sun'
#gothicrock
#gothicrock
One Battle After Another was so damn good
October 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
One Battle After Another was so damn good
There's worse ways to miss a Lions Monday night game
September 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
There's worse ways to miss a Lions Monday night game
Finding joy in the little things in these dark times. Don't apologize for wanting comfort food now and then.
September 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Finding joy in the little things in these dark times. Don't apologize for wanting comfort food now and then.
The Bues Brothers is pretty much The Muppet Movie, but with people
September 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Bues Brothers is pretty much The Muppet Movie, but with people
Did anyone else notice the scene in tonight's episode of Alien:Earth (1:7) - when Arthur and the two kids arrive at the beach, the background image of the beach is totally static? Like, there's sound for waves lapping on the beach, but the water isn't moving. #AlienEarth
September 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Did anyone else notice the scene in tonight's episode of Alien:Earth (1:7) - when Arthur and the two kids arrive at the beach, the background image of the beach is totally static? Like, there's sound for waves lapping on the beach, but the water isn't moving. #AlienEarth
I'm still kinda bummed that the HBO Watchmen show didn't have a cameo of Robert Redford playing President Robert Redford.
September 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I'm still kinda bummed that the HBO Watchmen show didn't have a cameo of Robert Redford playing President Robert Redford.
Let the record show that i got my ass out of bed at 6am on a Saturday in order to drive three hours (plus a breakfast stop) for an 11am rehearsal. With jazz people, no less! Famously not morning people.
September 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Let the record show that i got my ass out of bed at 6am on a Saturday in order to drive three hours (plus a breakfast stop) for an 11am rehearsal. With jazz people, no less! Famously not morning people.
I love College football, but can we please stop calling players 'studs'? It's gross.
September 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I love College football, but can we please stop calling players 'studs'? It's gross.
Even with all the great things there are to talk about in Jaws, we forget to talk about how many great 70's sweaters folks are wearing
August 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Even with all the great things there are to talk about in Jaws, we forget to talk about how many great 70's sweaters folks are wearing
My favorite thing about s'mores is that Sylvester Graham would have found them morally repugnant
August 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My favorite thing about s'mores is that Sylvester Graham would have found them morally repugnant
You put apples in an apple pie
You put blueberries in a blueberry pie
You put cherries in a cherry pie
You put rhubarb in a rhubarb pie
You put pecans in a pecan pie
You put chocolate in a chocolate pie
You put snozzberries in a snozzberry pie
Soooooooo.....
What goes in a hand pie??
You put blueberries in a blueberry pie
You put cherries in a cherry pie
You put rhubarb in a rhubarb pie
You put pecans in a pecan pie
You put chocolate in a chocolate pie
You put snozzberries in a snozzberry pie
Soooooooo.....
What goes in a hand pie??
August 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You put apples in an apple pie
You put blueberries in a blueberry pie
You put cherries in a cherry pie
You put rhubarb in a rhubarb pie
You put pecans in a pecan pie
You put chocolate in a chocolate pie
You put snozzberries in a snozzberry pie
Soooooooo.....
What goes in a hand pie??
You put blueberries in a blueberry pie
You put cherries in a cherry pie
You put rhubarb in a rhubarb pie
You put pecans in a pecan pie
You put chocolate in a chocolate pie
You put snozzberries in a snozzberry pie
Soooooooo.....
What goes in a hand pie??
It's spelled Keweenaw but pronounced Keewenaw
August 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It's spelled Keweenaw but pronounced Keewenaw