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Barrett
@barrettk.bsky.social
jobless software engineer in Denver 🏳️‍🌈🤖👽

sci-fi • horror • books • tech nerd • sober • gay stuff!!! • married to my gay twink husband ❤️

barrettkowalsky.com
*bakes bread once*
“what if i started a bakery?”
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 AM
going to see a dumb movie, then coming home and making my first sourdough bread ever while wearing my fortnite onesie and being cozy as fuckin hell!!!! don’t text!!
January 23, 2026 at 11:47 PM
got a haircut call that a #FreshCutFriday #fcf
January 23, 2026 at 4:45 PM
uploaded some new (old) photos:
barrettkowalsky.com/photography
January 23, 2026 at 2:34 AM
went for a run and everyone was turning their heads like “omg look it’s that twink and his straight presenting husband!!” (i’m the straight presenting husband)
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
making an app someone pay me cash money!
January 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
there’s a scene in 28 years later bone tempy that reminded me of me when i am at my house and it happens to be the scene where ralph fiennes is dancing his freaking ass off!!
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
i try to be fun and positive on here but instagram sent me on a reels rabbit hole of people having to deal with the hellscape that is US health insurance and i am very fucking angry right now and getting flashbacks and am just not having it.
January 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
i try to be fun and positive on here but instagram sent me on a reels rabbit hole of people having to deal with the hellscape that is US health insurance and i am very fucking angry right now and getting flashbacks and am just not having it.
January 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
is anyone going to the #FrenchCroissantFestival ( #fcf ) this weekend?
January 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
celebrating my joblessness & twins soberversary!!!!
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
sister is watching heated rivalry bc she is an #ally
January 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
and just like that….
✨💗i am laid off 💗✨
January 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
huge news out of my home office today: the bookshelf page on my small little website has officially moved from the “coming soon” phase to the “work in progress” phase. don’t believe me? check it out for yourself honey!

barrettkowalsky.com/reading
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January 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
it’s my best buddy’s fifth birthday today!!! and i love him so! much!
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
this is as much effort i can give today. also im new here does anyone know what this hashtag means —> #fcf ??
January 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
it has taken me literally all week, but i have finally updated my small little website with some of my favorite photos i’ve ever taken over the past 15+ years 💗

barrettkowalsky.com/photography
barretts web connects them all
barrettkowalsky.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
when i got out of the hospital in november my whole family got onesies and this photo of my mom fucking KILLLSSSS MEEEE
January 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
the pitt back tonight!! clocking into my shift at 7pm tonight!!
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
i feel like we dont talk about / celebrate / dance to Little Dragon enough??

open.spotify.com/artist/6Tyzp...
Little Dragon
open.spotify.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
An absolute all time banger if i do say so myself! m.youtube.com/watch?v=KbDN...
Car Seat Headrest - "Beach Life-In-Death" (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Matador Records
m.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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gm
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
i just saw one of those “first three words you see is how your 2026 will go” crossword things and i scrolled too fast so all i saw was “BBQ” :(
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
have no clue what i’m supposed to be doing rn!
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM