Barney
@barneyhunter.bsky.social
I may not have a dime but I got street savoir-faire
Imagine you have a TV that is literally on your body but you only get to watch it once a day and it's a few minutes of a 5 year old telling you his dad is a cop.
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Imagine you have a TV that is literally on your body but you only get to watch it once a day and it's a few minutes of a 5 year old telling you his dad is a cop.
Was intrigued as to the whereabouts of Goofy's wife & Huey, Dewey & Louie's parents.
Apparently Mrs. Goofy fell off a cliff & died, Mr. Duck's whereabouts are unknown and Mrs. Duck is lost in space.
Apparently Mrs. Goofy fell off a cliff & died, Mr. Duck's whereabouts are unknown and Mrs. Duck is lost in space.
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Was intrigued as to the whereabouts of Goofy's wife & Huey, Dewey & Louie's parents.
Apparently Mrs. Goofy fell off a cliff & died, Mr. Duck's whereabouts are unknown and Mrs. Duck is lost in space.
Apparently Mrs. Goofy fell off a cliff & died, Mr. Duck's whereabouts are unknown and Mrs. Duck is lost in space.
(to the tune of Santa Baby) 🎶Pint of gravy, pour it down my chimney tonight!
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
(to the tune of Santa Baby) 🎶Pint of gravy, pour it down my chimney tonight!
Well funny every time Leeds are in the Championship the commentators don't stop wanking on about how much they deserve to be in the Premier League then every time they do go up they're absolute shite.
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Well funny every time Leeds are in the Championship the commentators don't stop wanking on about how much they deserve to be in the Premier League then every time they do go up they're absolute shite.
Episode of Teletubbies where Dipsy has abs.
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Episode of Teletubbies where Dipsy has abs.
Episode of Teletubbies where the sun is crying.
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Episode of Teletubbies where the sun is crying.
Learned today that Tinky Winky is the oldest Teletubby which implies a time when he was the only one.
I need more lore here, was there a mother or did The Great Sun Baby create them?
I need more lore here, was there a mother or did The Great Sun Baby create them?
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Learned today that Tinky Winky is the oldest Teletubby which implies a time when he was the only one.
I need more lore here, was there a mother or did The Great Sun Baby create them?
I need more lore here, was there a mother or did The Great Sun Baby create them?
@lowqualityregen.bsky.social ooh well done, your reserves beat our.....FIRST TEAM!? Oh dear lord.
October 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
@lowqualityregen.bsky.social ooh well done, your reserves beat our.....FIRST TEAM!? Oh dear lord.
Why couldn't Hulk Hogan hear very well?
Because he had a Terry Bollea (terrible ear)
Because he had a Terry Bollea (terrible ear)
October 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Why couldn't Hulk Hogan hear very well?
Because he had a Terry Bollea (terrible ear)
Because he had a Terry Bollea (terrible ear)
New Taylor album is a bit shit. She used to have bangers for days. Already forgotten every track off this one.
October 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
New Taylor album is a bit shit. She used to have bangers for days. Already forgotten every track off this one.
Glad we're all in agreement that the Simpsons Movie was actually a bit shit.
September 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Glad we're all in agreement that the Simpsons Movie was actually a bit shit.
What's Bon Jovi's favourite Borat quote?
It's 'My wife!' 🎶
It's 'My wife!' 🎶
September 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
What's Bon Jovi's favourite Borat quote?
It's 'My wife!' 🎶
It's 'My wife!' 🎶
Got a new job and now Operation: Finally Start Saving For A Steam Deck is go!
September 19, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Got a new job and now Operation: Finally Start Saving For A Steam Deck is go!
2 years ago we were a scrappy Premier League underdog.
Now we're a mid table League 1 side losing at home to 10 man, manager also sent off Plymouth who have only won 5 of their last 49 away games.
We are very shit
Now we're a mid table League 1 side losing at home to 10 man, manager also sent off Plymouth who have only won 5 of their last 49 away games.
We are very shit
September 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
2 years ago we were a scrappy Premier League underdog.
Now we're a mid table League 1 side losing at home to 10 man, manager also sent off Plymouth who have only won 5 of their last 49 away games.
We are very shit
Now we're a mid table League 1 side losing at home to 10 man, manager also sent off Plymouth who have only won 5 of their last 49 away games.
We are very shit
Lots of people with English flags round thembat Kings X so can only assume either rugby &/or lots of roundabouts are about to get painted.
September 13, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Lots of people with English flags round thembat Kings X so can only assume either rugby &/or lots of roundabouts are about to get painted.
Interesting dip back into Instagram today seeing people posting pro-Palestine stories alongside their Radiohead tickets.
September 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Interesting dip back into Instagram today seeing people posting pro-Palestine stories alongside their Radiohead tickets.
Always wondered how Ed Sheeran would eventually get cancelled and it turns out how owns loads of properties in London and is moving to the USA. There it is, he's a scummy landlord!
September 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Always wondered how Ed Sheeran would eventually get cancelled and it turns out how owns loads of properties in London and is moving to the USA. There it is, he's a scummy landlord!
Want to see System Of A Down enough that I'd put myself through a Queens Of The Stone Age support slot.
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Want to see System Of A Down enough that I'd put myself through a Queens Of The Stone Age support slot.
Person at work says they've been obsessed with dinosaurs their whole life but has never seen the original Jurassic Park.
September 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Person at work says they've been obsessed with dinosaurs their whole life but has never seen the original Jurassic Park.
🎶SPIDER IN THE BATH! SPIDER IN THE BATH! CREEPY CRAWLY CREEPY CRAWLY SPIDER IN THE BATH!
September 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
🎶SPIDER IN THE BATH! SPIDER IN THE BATH! CREEPY CRAWLY CREEPY CRAWLY SPIDER IN THE BATH!
I saved a life today.
Someone came into work and bought some flowers. I asked if he wanted the price taken off and he said "You'd be a lifesaver if you could!"
If I hadn't removed that sticker he could have died!
Someone came into work and bought some flowers. I asked if he wanted the price taken off and he said "You'd be a lifesaver if you could!"
If I hadn't removed that sticker he could have died!
September 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I saved a life today.
Someone came into work and bought some flowers. I asked if he wanted the price taken off and he said "You'd be a lifesaver if you could!"
If I hadn't removed that sticker he could have died!
Someone came into work and bought some flowers. I asked if he wanted the price taken off and he said "You'd be a lifesaver if you could!"
If I hadn't removed that sticker he could have died!
Wouldn't normally condone slapping children but one just came into work in an Al-Nassr shirt with Ronaldo on the back...
September 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Wouldn't normally condone slapping children but one just came into work in an Al-Nassr shirt with Ronaldo on the back...
Been waiting months for Subnautica to go on sale so of course it does the day Silksong comes out smh
September 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Been waiting months for Subnautica to go on sale so of course it does the day Silksong comes out smh