god’s favorite mistake
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Googling “how to be less scared” and getting an AI generated result that says “there is nothing to be scared of :)”
I don’t like to do serious stuff here but my husband’s aunt that he’s close with is dying and he’s also working insane hours and I’m worried about him but also trying to take care of our home by myself and I’m not doing a great job and it’s also the holidays which are generally stressful
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I don’t like to do serious stuff here but my husband’s aunt that he’s close with is dying and he’s also working insane hours and I’m worried about him but also trying to take care of our home by myself and I’m not doing a great job and it’s also the holidays which are generally stressful
My therapist: how are you?
Me: *pantomimes falling down a hill like Wesley in that one part of the princess bride but in a bad not funny way*
Me: *pantomimes falling down a hill like Wesley in that one part of the princess bride but in a bad not funny way*
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
My therapist: how are you?
Me: *pantomimes falling down a hill like Wesley in that one part of the princess bride but in a bad not funny way*
Me: *pantomimes falling down a hill like Wesley in that one part of the princess bride but in a bad not funny way*
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
I’ve been cleaning out my closet and dresser and under bed storage for 3 hours and I filled up 3 trash bags with stuff to get rid of and it looks like I barely did anything 🫠
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’ve been cleaning out my closet and dresser and under bed storage for 3 hours and I filled up 3 trash bags with stuff to get rid of and it looks like I barely did anything 🫠
Me🤝Leo XIV=agreeing on one thing
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me🤝Leo XIV=agreeing on one thing
Saw Rental Family and it was delightful and I would see it again. That’s it that’s the review.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Saw Rental Family and it was delightful and I would see it again. That’s it that’s the review.
I need someone to do that thing in the Princess Diaries where they tied Anne Hathaway’s shoulders to the back of a chair to get her to sit right.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I need someone to do that thing in the Princess Diaries where they tied Anne Hathaway’s shoulders to the back of a chair to get her to sit right.
I’m gonna go see Wicked 2 this weekend with my best friend and I’m gonna get a mall pretzel beforehand and shove it in my purse and I’m gonna have a great time!
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m gonna go see Wicked 2 this weekend with my best friend and I’m gonna get a mall pretzel beforehand and shove it in my purse and I’m gonna have a great time!
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books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM
I just found out The Great North is canceled so I’m going to need to take bereavement leave
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I just found out The Great North is canceled so I’m going to need to take bereavement leave
Niche and potentially unrelatable but when a lip product color is described as a “blue red” and then the swatch is just fucking magenta that is my joker origin story.
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Niche and potentially unrelatable but when a lip product color is described as a “blue red” and then the swatch is just fucking magenta that is my joker origin story.
Where my “rain is a migraine trigger for me because of the air pressure changes” girlies at!
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Where my “rain is a migraine trigger for me because of the air pressure changes” girlies at!
I can feel the pre-menstrual bad attitude rising because why tf am I in instragram comments correcting people who are saying Amy Poehler fibbed about having a chipped tooth to justify getting veneers
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I can feel the pre-menstrual bad attitude rising because why tf am I in instragram comments correcting people who are saying Amy Poehler fibbed about having a chipped tooth to justify getting veneers
Listen my posts are for my own entertainment in case that wasn’t abundantly obvious. Engagement? The only engagement I have is when I got engaged during the pandemmy and now I’m married so I’m good. No more engagement for me.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Listen my posts are for my own entertainment in case that wasn’t abundantly obvious. Engagement? The only engagement I have is when I got engaged during the pandemmy and now I’m married so I’m good. No more engagement for me.
The humiliation I felt being turned away at the door at Costco just now because I didn’t know there was such a thing as *Executive Member Hours* is frankly devastating and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The humiliation I felt being turned away at the door at Costco just now because I didn’t know there was such a thing as *Executive Member Hours* is frankly devastating and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.
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be kind to yourself. it will piss a lot of people off.
March 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
be kind to yourself. it will piss a lot of people off.
Sorry Ziwe interviewed Anna Delvey and none of you freaks said anything about it?
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sorry Ziwe interviewed Anna Delvey and none of you freaks said anything about it?
Gonna need someone besides my husband to go see Bugonia so I can talk about it to someone who hasn’t heard all my thoughts on it already.
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Gonna need someone besides my husband to go see Bugonia so I can talk about it to someone who hasn’t heard all my thoughts on it already.
Saw Bugonia last night and had to reach over to clutch my husband’s hand so hard my rings bit into my fingers, 4/5 stars
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Saw Bugonia last night and had to reach over to clutch my husband’s hand so hard my rings bit into my fingers, 4/5 stars
So crazy to wake up and check the news and NOT need to coax myself off the ledge of crippling depression????
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
So crazy to wake up and check the news and NOT need to coax myself off the ledge of crippling depression????
Hey what up I just read through a whole explanation of the Kibbe Body Type system and I’ve concluded it’s nonsense, okay good night.
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Hey what up I just read through a whole explanation of the Kibbe Body Type system and I’ve concluded it’s nonsense, okay good night.
I recently discovered you can get chocolate milk at the AMC by my house and listen, chocolate milk kicks ass, but that’s weird right?
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I recently discovered you can get chocolate milk at the AMC by my house and listen, chocolate milk kicks ass, but that’s weird right?
Debating going to see a movie by myself later but feeling thwarted by the idea of leaving my house for a second time in one day.
November 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Debating going to see a movie by myself later but feeling thwarted by the idea of leaving my house for a second time in one day.
I have found a bunch of Amish romance novels on Libby and I’m wondering how much of my own time I want to waste on finding out what could possibly go on in these books.
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I have found a bunch of Amish romance novels on Libby and I’m wondering how much of my own time I want to waste on finding out what could possibly go on in these books.
I don’t have a lazy eye I just photograph like I do
October 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I don’t have a lazy eye I just photograph like I do