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Fallout RP | written by bardlockcafe
» Story & Banter
» Set in the Mojave
» Mun & Muse are 18+
Oh? Well, it's not terribly important, but it's on the radio quite often.

What [were] you referring to?
Song? What song?
That's not quite how the song goes, dear.
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
That's not quite how the song goes, dear.
jingly bojangles!
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Thank God I don't live in a wasteland covered in dust and nuclear fallout, or I'd be worried about something.
don't sneeze.

sneeze & you're DEAD.
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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It's Called: Freefall
YouTube video by Paris Paloma - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 16, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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[ abruptly deeply unsettled. ]
[distant, briefly-omniscient laughter]
i’ll have a cigarette ready for ya.

believe me, i know a hell of a lot better than to mix business with my personal life. you ain’t gotta worry about me, baby.
October 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I worry just enough, if I meet the mark at all.
i do not engage with him personally, sage. you worry too much.
Yes, adorable. When he tells Gecko all our secrets, I'll pinch his digital cheeks.
October 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
[distant, briefly-omniscient laughter]
i’ll have a cigarette ready for ya.

believe me, i know a hell of a lot better than to mix business with my personal life. you ain’t gotta worry about me, baby.
You'd be shocked just how 'bone'-headed some of my employers c'n be. I'll meet ya up there in a minute.
October 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Yes, adorable. When he tells Gecko all our secrets, I'll pinch his digital cheeks.
but yes man is ( cute. * )
'He's' a robot created by a man we both hate.
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
'He's' a robot created by a man we both hate.
i’m sorry. i like that guy.

i have no idea but we’ll figure something out.
Don't yell at me, all I asked was where it would find them.
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Don't yell at me, all I asked was where it would find them.
BE NICE TO HIM.
Where on earth is that thing going to find roses?
October 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I've decided we should stop asking.
What is going on over there?
October 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Where on earth is that thing going to find roses?
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
She's not sure what yet, but make no mistake - something is wrong.
October 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ AIN’T THAT A
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊 IN THE
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 — ? * )
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I never know what the hell even is going on here.
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
One must wonder.
who indeed?
Well, who brought her to the apocalypse?
April 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Well, who brought her to the apocalypse?
well again, she's a time machine, so that's no excuse either.
These are hard years all around, I suppose I can't blame...it?
April 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
These are hard years all around, I suppose I can't blame...it?
a little temperamental, but who isn't?
Oh. Okay.

(A crazy woman, understood.)

Is it a nice time machine?
April 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Oh. Okay.

(A crazy woman, understood.)

Is it a nice time machine?
I HAVE A TIME MACHINE.
(checks calendar)
April 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
(checks calendar)
relative time, of course.
April 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
(Checks watch)
only took me 2 minutes.
I suppose you've found one.
April 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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why pick locks when you can blow up the door?
November 22, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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Hiding in the cellar of the inn

and keeping very, very still.
April 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Hiding in the cellar of the inn

and keeping very, very still.
April 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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What are words worth?
April 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM