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» Former showgirl from the New Vegas Strip
» Wasteland novice
Fallout RP | written by bardlockcafe
» Story & Banter
» Set in the Mojave
» Mun & Muse are 18+
𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆?
» Former showgirl from the New Vegas Strip
» Wasteland novice
Fallout RP | written by bardlockcafe
» Story & Banter
» Set in the Mojave
» Mun & Muse are 18+
She's stepping outside a while, at least until the festivities begin in earnest.
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
She's stepping outside a while, at least until the festivities begin in earnest.
New Year, new noise. There's no good way to soundproof a hotel room....
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
New Year, new noise. There's no good way to soundproof a hotel room....
In the year 2274, a young woman returned to her tribe in the dead of night, pleading for their help. A loved one outside of the tribe had been taken by raiders. The band was too large to handle alone or negotiate with, and she begged the fighters of her tribe for help.
December 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In the year 2274, a young woman returned to her tribe in the dead of night, pleading for their help. A loved one outside of the tribe had been taken by raiders. The band was too large to handle alone or negotiate with, and she begged the fighters of her tribe for help.
Oh? Well, it's not terribly important, but it's on the radio quite often.
What [were] you referring to?
What [were] you referring to?
Song? What song?
That's not quite how the song goes, dear.
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Oh? Well, it's not terribly important, but it's on the radio quite often.
What [were] you referring to?
What [were] you referring to?
That's not quite how the song goes, dear.
jingly bojangles!
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
That's not quite how the song goes, dear.
Thank God I don't live in a wasteland covered in dust and nuclear fallout, or I'd be worried about something.
don't sneeze.
sneeze & you're DEAD.
sneeze & you're DEAD.
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Thank God I don't live in a wasteland covered in dust and nuclear fallout, or I'd be worried about something.
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It's Called: Freefall
YouTube video by Paris Paloma - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 16, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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[ abruptly deeply unsettled. ]
[distant, briefly-omniscient laughter]
i’ll have a cigarette ready for ya.
believe me, i know a hell of a lot better than to mix business with my personal life. you ain’t gotta worry about me, baby.
believe me, i know a hell of a lot better than to mix business with my personal life. you ain’t gotta worry about me, baby.
October 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
[ abruptly deeply unsettled. ]
I worry just enough, if I meet the mark at all.
i do not engage with him personally, sage. you worry too much.
Yes, adorable. When he tells Gecko all our secrets, I'll pinch his digital cheeks.
October 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I worry just enough, if I meet the mark at all.
[distant, briefly-omniscient laughter]
i’ll have a cigarette ready for ya.
believe me, i know a hell of a lot better than to mix business with my personal life. you ain’t gotta worry about me, baby.
believe me, i know a hell of a lot better than to mix business with my personal life. you ain’t gotta worry about me, baby.
You'd be shocked just how 'bone'-headed some of my employers c'n be. I'll meet ya up there in a minute.
October 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
[distant, briefly-omniscient laughter]
Yes, adorable. When he tells Gecko all our secrets, I'll pinch his digital cheeks.
but yes man is ( cute. * )
'He's' a robot created by a man we both hate.
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Yes, adorable. When he tells Gecko all our secrets, I'll pinch his digital cheeks.
'He's' a robot created by a man we both hate.
i’m sorry. i like that guy.
i have no idea but we’ll figure something out.
i have no idea but we’ll figure something out.
Don't yell at me, all I asked was where it would find them.
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
'He's' a robot created by a man we both hate.
Don't yell at me, all I asked was where it would find them.
BE NICE TO HIM.
Where on earth is that thing going to find roses?
October 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Don't yell at me, all I asked was where it would find them.
I've decided we should stop asking.
What is going on over there?
October 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I've decided we should stop asking.
Where on earth is that thing going to find roses?
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Where on earth is that thing going to find roses?
She's not sure what yet, but make no mistake - something is wrong.
October 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
She's not sure what yet, but make no mistake - something is wrong.
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ AIN’T THAT A
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊 IN THE
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 — ? * )
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊 IN THE
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 — ? * )
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ AIN’T THAT A
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊 IN THE
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 — ? * )
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊 IN THE
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 — ? * )
I never know what the hell even is going on here.
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I never know what the hell even is going on here.
One must wonder.
who indeed?
Well, who brought her to the apocalypse?
April 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
One must wonder.
Well, who brought her to the apocalypse?
well again, she's a time machine, so that's no excuse either.
These are hard years all around, I suppose I can't blame...it?
April 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Well, who brought her to the apocalypse?
These are hard years all around, I suppose I can't blame...it?
a little temperamental, but who isn't?
Oh. Okay.
(A crazy woman, understood.)
Is it a nice time machine?
(A crazy woman, understood.)
Is it a nice time machine?
April 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
These are hard years all around, I suppose I can't blame...it?
Oh. Okay.
(A crazy woman, understood.)
Is it a nice time machine?
(A crazy woman, understood.)
Is it a nice time machine?
I HAVE A TIME MACHINE.
(checks calendar)
April 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Oh. Okay.
(A crazy woman, understood.)
Is it a nice time machine?
(A crazy woman, understood.)
Is it a nice time machine?
(checks calendar)
relative time, of course.
(Checks watch)
April 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
(checks calendar)
(Checks watch)
only took me 2 minutes.
I suppose you've found one.
April 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
(Checks watch)
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why pick locks when you can blow up the door?
November 22, 2024 at 6:47 PM
why pick locks when you can blow up the door?