Faulkner
@atomiccowboy.bsky.social
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Fallout RP | MVRP | written by bardlockcafe
» Story & Banter, Happy to plot.
» Current setting: New Vegas
» 18+
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Faulkner
@atomiccowboy.bsky.social
· Nov 16
He'd seen the flare, alright, and kept on riding along his merry way. Acts of charity didn't pay for food and oil, and flares signaled danger in the same smoking red as traps. When the drone makes its descent, he already has his revolver drawn, ready for a firefight.
I don't.
I refuse to believe kindness is a lost cause.
October 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I don't.
"Y'sound like a tin can gettin' blown down the highway."
“what?”
sharp above all else, boone’s brows furrow, his gaze narrowing from behind his glasses.
sharp above all else, boone’s brows furrow, his gaze narrowing from behind his glasses.
"What the fuck."
October 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"Y'sound like a tin can gettin' blown down the highway."
"What the fuck."
the sound of all of his bones crunching. he has been standing in one spot for months.
October 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"What the fuck."
"Glad t'hear it."
Not that that follows any of the rumors he's heard, but he's smart enough not to say that to an employer's face.
Not that that follows any of the rumors he's heard, but he's smart enough not to say that to an employer's face.
i’ll have a cigarette ready for ya.
believe me, i know a hell of a lot better than to mix business with my personal life. you ain’t gotta worry about me, baby.
believe me, i know a hell of a lot better than to mix business with my personal life. you ain’t gotta worry about me, baby.
You'd be shocked just how 'bone'-headed some of my employers c'n be. I'll meet ya up there in a minute.
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"Glad t'hear it."
Not that that follows any of the rumors he's heard, but he's smart enough not to say that to an employer's face.
Not that that follows any of the rumors he's heard, but he's smart enough not to say that to an employer's face.
You'd be shocked just how 'bone'-headed some of my employers c'n be. I'll meet ya up there in a minute.
[ a scoff. ]
it’s just business, faulkner, y’think i’m boneheaded or somethin’?
[ as is benny, good old reliable maria. ]
it’s just business, faulkner, y’think i’m boneheaded or somethin’?
[ as is benny, good old reliable maria. ]
Won't say no, but I ain't complicatin' a business arrangement with anythin' more.
[And he's keeping a holdout well-concealed on his person.]
[And he's keeping a holdout well-concealed on his person.]
October 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You'd be shocked just how 'bone'-headed some of my employers c'n be. I'll meet ya up there in a minute.
Won't say no, but I ain't complicatin' a business arrangement with anythin' more.
[And he's keeping a holdout well-concealed on his person.]
[And he's keeping a holdout well-concealed on his person.]
i do.
say, y’wanna come up and have a smoke?
say, y’wanna come up and have a smoke?
Hi, you got that next installment?
Wrong casino, though.
Wrong casino, though.
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Won't say no, but I ain't complicatin' a business arrangement with anythin' more.
[And he's keeping a holdout well-concealed on his person.]
[And he's keeping a holdout well-concealed on his person.]
Hi, you got that next installment?
Wrong casino, though.
Wrong casino, though.
hey
I'm gonna go to a CASINO owned by a MAN with a C
October 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hi, you got that next installment?
Wrong casino, though.
Wrong casino, though.
I'm gonna go to a CASINO owned by a MAN with a C
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'm gonna go to a CASINO owned by a MAN with a C
Andy help they keep talkin' 'bout boobies.
October 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Andy help they keep talkin' 'bout boobies.
There's too much tit talk in this town these days. That's what's wrong with the wasteland.
I think.
I think.
October 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
There's too much tit talk in this town these days. That's what's wrong with the wasteland.
I think.
I think.
Reposted by Faulkner
What is going on over there?
October 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
What is going on over there?
Think I could be convinced t'run her outta town, for a small f...
Actually, no. Vault Dweller. Can't pay me enough for that sorta crazy.
Actually, no. Vault Dweller. Can't pay me enough for that sorta crazy.
she sure does do that!
Lucy seems to inspire that.
October 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Think I could be convinced t'run her outta town, for a small f...
Actually, no. Vault Dweller. Can't pay me enough for that sorta crazy.
Actually, no. Vault Dweller. Can't pay me enough for that sorta crazy.
Lucy seems to inspire that.
aw, baby, thank you!
i got real scared for a second.
i got real scared for a second.
Not you, darlin', we all see [you.]
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Lucy seems to inspire that.
Nearly.
Sure, I'll take 189 for 'em.
Sure, I'll take 189 for 'em.
that's not impressive nearly anyone can do that.
189?
189?
If there's one thing I can do, vaultie, it's count caps.
October 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Nearly.
Sure, I'll take 189 for 'em.
Sure, I'll take 189 for 'em.
If there's one thing I can do, vaultie, it's count caps.
185?
I ain't inclined t'give you a damn thing!!
October 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If there's one thing I can do, vaultie, it's count caps.
||miss purnell i dont mean it miss purnELL SORRY
October 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
||miss purnell i dont mean it miss purnELL SORRY
Why, you buy some padding?
October 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Why, you buy some padding?
Not you, darlin', we all see [you.]
hello? i’m here?
Is the fantastic rack in the wasteland with us right now?
October 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Not you, darlin', we all see [you.]
Is the fantastic rack in the wasteland with us right now?
October 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Is the fantastic rack in the wasteland with us right now?
Told her she lost her damn mind.
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Told her she lost her damn mind.
I ain't inclined t'give you a damn thing!!
i can go as low as 180.
Oh, they're magic, alright. Cast a damn spell of madness on ya.
October 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I ain't inclined t'give you a damn thing!!
Oh, they're magic, alright. Cast a damn spell of madness on ya.
sure!
200 caps sir.
200 caps sir.
Uh... right.
You want me t'take 'em off your hands, ma'am?
[They don't LOOK radioactive...]
You want me t'take 'em off your hands, ma'am?
[They don't LOOK radioactive...]
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Oh, they're magic, alright. Cast a damn spell of madness on ya.
Uh... right.
You want me t'take 'em off your hands, ma'am?
[They don't LOOK radioactive...]
You want me t'take 'em off your hands, ma'am?
[They don't LOOK radioactive...]
a bearded LIAR!
THESE MAGIC BEANS DON'T DO ANYTHING!!!
THESE MAGIC BEANS DON'T DO ANYTHING!!!
What in the dusty hell is a wizard
October 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Uh... right.
You want me t'take 'em off your hands, ma'am?
[They don't LOOK radioactive...]
You want me t'take 'em off your hands, ma'am?
[They don't LOOK radioactive...]
What in the dusty hell is a wizard
all my cowboy friends left & turned into wizards or elves or something :(
October 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
What in the dusty hell is a wizard
Reposted by Faulkner
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊 IN THE
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 — ? * )
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊 IN THE
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 — ? * )
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ AIN’T THAT A
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊 IN THE
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 — ? * )
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊 IN THE
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 — ? * )