Lawyer Barbie
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“It was late May, housecleaning season, when Roger fell in love with a woman at the dump. He never saw her. He just liked the way she threw things away.” Quite a Year for Plums by Bailey White.
How could I not spend the entire day reading this book?
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#booksky
How could I not spend the entire day reading this book?
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#booksky
June 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“It was late May, housecleaning season, when Roger fell in love with a woman at the dump. He never saw her. He just liked the way she threw things away.” Quite a Year for Plums by Bailey White.
How could I not spend the entire day reading this book?
💙📚
#booksky
How could I not spend the entire day reading this book?
💙📚
#booksky
May 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m rewatching Malcolm in the Middle and I love how Hal plays all sweet and innocent like we don’t know about that batch of meth he’s cooking up in the shed out back…
February 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’m rewatching Malcolm in the Middle and I love how Hal plays all sweet and innocent like we don’t know about that batch of meth he’s cooking up in the shed out back…
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Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.
February 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.
Me (seeing a potted plant at CVS register): Nice plant.
Cashier: My mama had to get rid of her plants ‘cause they were making her sick sucking up all the oxygen.
Me: Plants don’t suck up oxygen. They suck up carbon dioxide & make oxygen.
Her: Everybody’s different.
Me: You’re right about that.
Cashier: My mama had to get rid of her plants ‘cause they were making her sick sucking up all the oxygen.
Me: Plants don’t suck up oxygen. They suck up carbon dioxide & make oxygen.
Her: Everybody’s different.
Me: You’re right about that.
February 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Me (seeing a potted plant at CVS register): Nice plant.
Cashier: My mama had to get rid of her plants ‘cause they were making her sick sucking up all the oxygen.
Me: Plants don’t suck up oxygen. They suck up carbon dioxide & make oxygen.
Her: Everybody’s different.
Me: You’re right about that.
Cashier: My mama had to get rid of her plants ‘cause they were making her sick sucking up all the oxygen.
Me: Plants don’t suck up oxygen. They suck up carbon dioxide & make oxygen.
Her: Everybody’s different.
Me: You’re right about that.
Whether you observe Lent or just celebrate Mardi Gras, maybe spend 40 days thinking about how this utterly valueless item causes such harm to the environment - from manufacture to transport to disposal. #BanTheBeads. (Pics a week after my neighborhood Mardi Gras parade last year🤨)
February 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Whether you observe Lent or just celebrate Mardi Gras, maybe spend 40 days thinking about how this utterly valueless item causes such harm to the environment - from manufacture to transport to disposal. #BanTheBeads. (Pics a week after my neighborhood Mardi Gras parade last year🤨)
Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny have both aged so well. So why this promo that makes them look like a woman with pink hair and face tattoos just walked into their church?
February 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny have both aged so well. So why this promo that makes them look like a woman with pink hair and face tattoos just walked into their church?
So many people are complaining that they couldn’t understand a word of Kendrick Lamar’s lyrics in the Super Bowl halftime show. Am I the only one who couldn’t understand a word of Ben Affleck’s Dunkin commercial?
February 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
So many people are complaining that they couldn’t understand a word of Kendrick Lamar’s lyrics in the Super Bowl halftime show. Am I the only one who couldn’t understand a word of Ben Affleck’s Dunkin commercial?
Working on a gloomy Saturday after three weeks of a cascade of horrible news listening to Classical California KUSC trying to drown out the neighbor’s dog’s incessant yapping and Hagrid’s Theme starts playing. For just a moment I was transported to a safe, happy place.
#harrypotter
#harrypotter
February 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Working on a gloomy Saturday after three weeks of a cascade of horrible news listening to Classical California KUSC trying to drown out the neighbor’s dog’s incessant yapping and Hagrid’s Theme starts playing. For just a moment I was transported to a safe, happy place.
#harrypotter
#harrypotter
As you make plans to celebrate Mardi Gras, please please skip the beads.
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Poisonous plastic: Toxic truth about Mardi Gras beads
.fb-comments,.fb-comments span,.fb-comments span iframe[style]{min-width:100%!important;width:100%!important}Mardi Gras beads are a quintessential part of the New Orleans yearly festivities. Parade at...
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February 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
As you make plans to celebrate Mardi Gras, please please skip the beads.
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I don’t recall what the Paper Wrap event at fifth grade Field Day was, but apparently I excelled at it.😬
February 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don’t recall what the Paper Wrap event at fifth grade Field Day was, but apparently I excelled at it.😬
Did a bookcase purge. Heading out to distribute books to the Little Free Libraries in my neighborhood. (I will not bring any books home. I will not bring any books home. I will not bring any books home…) 😬
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#booksky
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January 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Did a bookcase purge. Heading out to distribute books to the Little Free Libraries in my neighborhood. (I will not bring any books home. I will not bring any books home. I will not bring any books home…) 😬
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#booksky
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#booksky
My best friend called me yesterday. When I answered, she said, “You have a collect call from Gilead. Do you accept the charges?” 😂😂😂
January 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My best friend called me yesterday. When I answered, she said, “You have a collect call from Gilead. Do you accept the charges?” 😂😂😂
Just finished The Library at Mount Char by Scott Hawkins (2015). It was excellent. I would not have found it but for #booksky where someone recommended it. 💙📚
January 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Just finished The Library at Mount Char by Scott Hawkins (2015). It was excellent. I would not have found it but for #booksky where someone recommended it. 💙📚
I have this vintage raincoat with the oddest label. It says “Misty Harbor Wish: Health to wear this - Strength to tear this - and Wealth to buy a new one.”
January 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I have this vintage raincoat with the oddest label. It says “Misty Harbor Wish: Health to wear this - Strength to tear this - and Wealth to buy a new one.”
Loving the new Apple Watch the hubs gave me for my birthday. Particularly the feature that tells me to get up and walk for one minute when I have been sitting too long. It’s so convenient because it takes almost exactly one minute to walk from my desk to the snack bar in the break room and back 😬
January 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Loving the new Apple Watch the hubs gave me for my birthday. Particularly the feature that tells me to get up and walk for one minute when I have been sitting too long. It’s so convenient because it takes almost exactly one minute to walk from my desk to the snack bar in the break room and back 😬
December 29, 2024 at 8:48 PM
The little parish I grew up in held mass in the priest’s basement. My parents loaned these wine goblets for communion. When mom was purging for a move to a condo years later, I rescued them from the donate pile. I no longer go to mass and rarely drink, but I always trot them out for the holidays.
December 24, 2024 at 8:45 PM
The little parish I grew up in held mass in the priest’s basement. My parents loaned these wine goblets for communion. When mom was purging for a move to a condo years later, I rescued them from the donate pile. I no longer go to mass and rarely drink, but I always trot them out for the holidays.
I love reading memoirs. Three of my favorites:
I’m Down by Mishna Wolff
The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls
In The Dream House by Carmen Maria Machado (quite possibly the most extraordinary book I have ever read)
What memoirs do you recommend?
#booksky 📚💙
I’m Down by Mishna Wolff
The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls
In The Dream House by Carmen Maria Machado (quite possibly the most extraordinary book I have ever read)
What memoirs do you recommend?
#booksky 📚💙
December 4, 2024 at 12:28 PM
I love reading memoirs. Three of my favorites:
I’m Down by Mishna Wolff
The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls
In The Dream House by Carmen Maria Machado (quite possibly the most extraordinary book I have ever read)
What memoirs do you recommend?
#booksky 📚💙
I’m Down by Mishna Wolff
The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls
In The Dream House by Carmen Maria Machado (quite possibly the most extraordinary book I have ever read)
What memoirs do you recommend?
#booksky 📚💙
“My great-grandparents had come to Minnesota as part of a mass emigration from Norway that began in about 1880. … I suspected that they hadn’t relocated to the coldest place on Earth and then taken up disemboweling pigs because things were going well in Europe.” Hope Jahren
Lab Girl
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Lab Girl
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December 2, 2024 at 2:09 PM
“My great-grandparents had come to Minnesota as part of a mass emigration from Norway that began in about 1880. … I suspected that they hadn’t relocated to the coldest place on Earth and then taken up disemboweling pigs because things were going well in Europe.” Hope Jahren
Lab Girl
💙📚 #BookSky
Lab Girl
💙📚 #BookSky
Give yourself a gift this holiday season and pick up a copy of Hiddensee by Gregory Maguire. 💙📚
November 24, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Give yourself a gift this holiday season and pick up a copy of Hiddensee by Gregory Maguire. 💙📚