Your Beloved Banjo
@banjoplayer.bsky.social
pansexual, nonbinary, 19. DNI evil ppl. i love my gay husband. garlicpilled
my wife is so bossy….
February 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
my wife is so bossy….
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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
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this is the problem with AA nowadays. it used to be an exclusive club where you can meet other real alcoholics. now it’s full of posers. sad times we live in
do you have to be an alcoholic to go to AA or can you just hang out
February 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
this is the problem with AA nowadays. it used to be an exclusive club where you can meet other real alcoholics. now it’s full of posers. sad times we live in
u can’t have emo makeup anymore or your gf bullies u. bc of woke
February 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
u can’t have emo makeup anymore or your gf bullies u. bc of woke
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i read this as rudy gobert and i got excited:((
February 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i read this as rudy gobert and i got excited:((
google can i make scrambled eggs with strawberry milk
February 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
google can i make scrambled eggs with strawberry milk
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can we talk about how truly insufferable you have to be to be the RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD and STILL single. like really??? no one is willing to deal with your shit for the chance to inherit 500 billion dollars????? like at this point you HAVE to have some self reflection
February 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
can we talk about how truly insufferable you have to be to be the RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD and STILL single. like really??? no one is willing to deal with your shit for the chance to inherit 500 billion dollars????? like at this point you HAVE to have some self reflection
my dawg a junkie call him a meth lab
February 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
my dawg a junkie call him a meth lab
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THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES:
SISTERLY DEVOTION
COCKPIT SEX
ACTS OF WAR
WORDS OF AFFIRMATION
FOOT STUFF
SISTERLY DEVOTION
COCKPIT SEX
ACTS OF WAR
WORDS OF AFFIRMATION
FOOT STUFF
February 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES:
SISTERLY DEVOTION
COCKPIT SEX
ACTS OF WAR
WORDS OF AFFIRMATION
FOOT STUFF
SISTERLY DEVOTION
COCKPIT SEX
ACTS OF WAR
WORDS OF AFFIRMATION
FOOT STUFF
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"try not to engage with things that stress you out before bed" is a fun idea but sadly *gestures broadly*
February 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"try not to engage with things that stress you out before bed" is a fun idea but sadly *gestures broadly*
the maga version of DEI is Division Exclusion Inequality
February 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the maga version of DEI is Division Exclusion Inequality
doctor with hypochondria: i’m afraid that sounds like tuberculosis
February 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
doctor with hypochondria: i’m afraid that sounds like tuberculosis
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You don't need permission to resist.
You don't need approval to resist.
Your resistance doesn't have to solve the whole problem.
You don't have to give more than you have.
Just do what you can, when you can.
You don't need approval to resist.
Your resistance doesn't have to solve the whole problem.
You don't have to give more than you have.
Just do what you can, when you can.
February 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You don't need permission to resist.
You don't need approval to resist.
Your resistance doesn't have to solve the whole problem.
You don't have to give more than you have.
Just do what you can, when you can.
You don't need approval to resist.
Your resistance doesn't have to solve the whole problem.
You don't have to give more than you have.
Just do what you can, when you can.
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babe….cumburger for dinner….babe….please…..cumburger??? cumburger tonight babe?
February 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
babe….cumburger for dinner….babe….please…..cumburger??? cumburger tonight babe?
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Rewarding myself for doing my taxes with a massive rip from the bong and 16 straight hours of stardew valley
February 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Rewarding myself for doing my taxes with a massive rip from the bong and 16 straight hours of stardew valley
guys cancel my wife pls
February 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
guys cancel my wife pls
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@mcuban.bsky.social buy the lakers n reverse ts PLEASE
February 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social buy the lakers n reverse ts PLEASE
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Wow. The executive order did away with “DEI?” I’m just hoping the next one does away with “DUI”s if you know what I mean! (Posted with Apple CarPlay)
February 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Wow. The executive order did away with “DEI?” I’m just hoping the next one does away with “DUI”s if you know what I mean! (Posted with Apple CarPlay)
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