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bananamelter
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beleaguered apprentice wizard watching the blue sky from my cursed spire
Being late millennial/early zoomer owns. I’m going to get my kids confusing German high modernist toys too and they will love it.
October 25, 2024 at 2:56 AM
fun to see where my head was at approximately 1 year ago (in the sand, as usual)
October 22, 2024 at 6:50 AM
yo is Bluesky a happening place now
October 22, 2024 at 6:42 AM
I thought about making all kinds of meme-myself-a-bf/gf joke posts but honestly, at this point my ideal partner is just someone who's honest and reliable and actually wants to spend time together. Anything else, I can make it work, you know?
June 2, 2023 at 2:02 AM
"Morning bun" sounds too cute to be the name of a real food you can eat.
May 30, 2023 at 5:41 AM
Wait so do we know for sure that anesthesia in general isn’t somewhat antidepressant? Maybe the brain likes to be turned off and on again.

https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/what-exactly-does-ketamine-do-depression
What Exactly Does Ketamine Do For Depression?
www.science.org
May 23, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Also like, if people wanna write about sissy porn so what. Consider yourselves lucky! Could be me up there spilling a ton of ink on the semiotics of watching girls pee or whatever, good thing I’ve got actual work to do
May 23, 2023 at 10:44 PM
I can’t believe I’m saying this but a lot of the Andrea Long Chu reviews are slappers. I’m glad the Pulitzer went to her instead of boring stuff I won’t read. https://www.vulture.com/article/ottessa-moshfegh-lapvona-review.html
Ottessa Moshfegh Is Praying for Us
The author has been hailed as a high priestess of filth. Really, she wants to purify her readers.
www.vulture.com
May 23, 2023 at 10:40 PM
sent in revisions this morning. looks like now, only an entire year into my phd, I will finally be done with my masters!
May 23, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Okay yea, the like battle of the sexes rhetoric on twitter (and other places, like I got some good book recs out of red scare discord but was it worth it?) was Bad For Me

tpot acts all wholesome but they have a lot of Stuff To Work Out in that arena
May 22, 2023 at 11:11 PM
I was pedantic about something a week ago and today I found out I was RIGHT

the world is enabling me
May 20, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Achieving gender euphoria from being followed by The Basket ball
May 20, 2023 at 3:44 AM
I still don’t feel like I’m part of “trans people” as a political demographic and honestly I don’t want to. I don’t really get why so many gnc people insist on it tbh
May 19, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Yeah okay fuck the new meds, the ceiling was breathing last night

There has to be a better way to get people to stop peeing
May 19, 2023 at 4:13 PM
I'm so sorry I don't wanna mute berduck but I literally can't see any other posts ;_;
May 19, 2023 at 3:54 AM
Striving to be the chad and the stacy...the alpha and the omega...
May 19, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Reposted by bananamelter
Scenes around the city.
May 18, 2023 at 11:06 PM
may as well add joy to the No list if I can’t even have fucking tea
May 17, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Okay so now that woke people were right about one thing that’s relevant to my life, any others I should be aware of?
May 16, 2023 at 4:10 PM
I wish ppl just kept wrestling and roughhousing as we grew up, you know? At my age it has to be a sports thing or a sex thing but nah, I just want the pure joy of it
May 16, 2023 at 5:42 AM
Just had the worst parking garage payment experience of my life

Tired: push button get ticket :)
Wired: little guys with iPads. unsearchable list of every car manufacturer ever. and fuck you if you want a receipt
May 16, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Divorce is ok but people should only be allowed to get married once
May 12, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Turns out you can scrape videos from tumblr on mobile by posting them to discord first and downloading from the embed 😈
May 10, 2023 at 5:11 PM
skill issue. I simply post like this on twitter too

https://twitter.com/bananamelter/status/1625056893973528576?s=20
May 10, 2023 at 3:24 PM
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the B in BDSM stands for Bataille
May 5, 2023 at 6:05 PM