bananamelter
@bananamelter.bsky.social
beleaguered apprentice wizard watching the blue sky from my cursed spire
Being late millennial/early zoomer owns. I’m going to get my kids confusing German high modernist toys too and they will love it.
October 25, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Being late millennial/early zoomer owns. I’m going to get my kids confusing German high modernist toys too and they will love it.
fun to see where my head was at approximately 1 year ago (in the sand, as usual)
October 22, 2024 at 6:50 AM
fun to see where my head was at approximately 1 year ago (in the sand, as usual)
yo is Bluesky a happening place now
October 22, 2024 at 6:42 AM
yo is Bluesky a happening place now
I thought about making all kinds of meme-myself-a-bf/gf joke posts but honestly, at this point my ideal partner is just someone who's honest and reliable and actually wants to spend time together. Anything else, I can make it work, you know?
June 2, 2023 at 2:02 AM
I thought about making all kinds of meme-myself-a-bf/gf joke posts but honestly, at this point my ideal partner is just someone who's honest and reliable and actually wants to spend time together. Anything else, I can make it work, you know?
"Morning bun" sounds too cute to be the name of a real food you can eat.
May 30, 2023 at 5:41 AM
"Morning bun" sounds too cute to be the name of a real food you can eat.
Wait so do we know for sure that anesthesia in general isn’t somewhat antidepressant? Maybe the brain likes to be turned off and on again.
https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/what-exactly-does-ketamine-do-depression
https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/what-exactly-does-ketamine-do-depression
What Exactly Does Ketamine Do For Depression?
www.science.org
May 23, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Wait so do we know for sure that anesthesia in general isn’t somewhat antidepressant? Maybe the brain likes to be turned off and on again.
https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/what-exactly-does-ketamine-do-depression
https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/what-exactly-does-ketamine-do-depression
Also like, if people wanna write about sissy porn so what. Consider yourselves lucky! Could be me up there spilling a ton of ink on the semiotics of watching girls pee or whatever, good thing I’ve got actual work to do
May 23, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Also like, if people wanna write about sissy porn so what. Consider yourselves lucky! Could be me up there spilling a ton of ink on the semiotics of watching girls pee or whatever, good thing I’ve got actual work to do
I can’t believe I’m saying this but a lot of the Andrea Long Chu reviews are slappers. I’m glad the Pulitzer went to her instead of boring stuff I won’t read. https://www.vulture.com/article/ottessa-moshfegh-lapvona-review.html
Ottessa Moshfegh Is Praying for Us
The author has been hailed as a high priestess of filth. Really, she wants to purify her readers.
www.vulture.com
May 23, 2023 at 10:40 PM
I can’t believe I’m saying this but a lot of the Andrea Long Chu reviews are slappers. I’m glad the Pulitzer went to her instead of boring stuff I won’t read. https://www.vulture.com/article/ottessa-moshfegh-lapvona-review.html
sent in revisions this morning. looks like now, only an entire year into my phd, I will finally be done with my masters!
May 23, 2023 at 9:53 PM
sent in revisions this morning. looks like now, only an entire year into my phd, I will finally be done with my masters!
Okay yea, the like battle of the sexes rhetoric on twitter (and other places, like I got some good book recs out of red scare discord but was it worth it?) was Bad For Me
tpot acts all wholesome but they have a lot of Stuff To Work Out in that arena
tpot acts all wholesome but they have a lot of Stuff To Work Out in that arena
May 22, 2023 at 11:11 PM
Okay yea, the like battle of the sexes rhetoric on twitter (and other places, like I got some good book recs out of red scare discord but was it worth it?) was Bad For Me
tpot acts all wholesome but they have a lot of Stuff To Work Out in that arena
tpot acts all wholesome but they have a lot of Stuff To Work Out in that arena
I was pedantic about something a week ago and today I found out I was RIGHT
the world is enabling me
the world is enabling me
May 20, 2023 at 3:44 AM
I was pedantic about something a week ago and today I found out I was RIGHT
the world is enabling me
the world is enabling me
Achieving gender euphoria from being followed by The Basket ball
May 20, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Achieving gender euphoria from being followed by The Basket ball
I still don’t feel like I’m part of “trans people” as a political demographic and honestly I don’t want to. I don’t really get why so many gnc people insist on it tbh
May 19, 2023 at 4:25 PM
I still don’t feel like I’m part of “trans people” as a political demographic and honestly I don’t want to. I don’t really get why so many gnc people insist on it tbh
Yeah okay fuck the new meds, the ceiling was breathing last night
There has to be a better way to get people to stop peeing
There has to be a better way to get people to stop peeing
May 19, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Yeah okay fuck the new meds, the ceiling was breathing last night
There has to be a better way to get people to stop peeing
There has to be a better way to get people to stop peeing
I'm so sorry I don't wanna mute berduck but I literally can't see any other posts ;_;
May 19, 2023 at 3:54 AM
I'm so sorry I don't wanna mute berduck but I literally can't see any other posts ;_;
Striving to be the chad and the stacy...the alpha and the omega...
May 19, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Striving to be the chad and the stacy...the alpha and the omega...
Reposted by bananamelter
Scenes around the city.
May 18, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Scenes around the city.
may as well add joy to the No list if I can’t even have fucking tea
May 17, 2023 at 3:53 AM
may as well add joy to the No list if I can’t even have fucking tea
Okay so now that woke people were right about one thing that’s relevant to my life, any others I should be aware of?
May 16, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Okay so now that woke people were right about one thing that’s relevant to my life, any others I should be aware of?
I wish ppl just kept wrestling and roughhousing as we grew up, you know? At my age it has to be a sports thing or a sex thing but nah, I just want the pure joy of it
May 16, 2023 at 5:42 AM
I wish ppl just kept wrestling and roughhousing as we grew up, you know? At my age it has to be a sports thing or a sex thing but nah, I just want the pure joy of it
Just had the worst parking garage payment experience of my life
Tired: push button get ticket :)
Wired: little guys with iPads. unsearchable list of every car manufacturer ever. and fuck you if you want a receipt
Tired: push button get ticket :)
Wired: little guys with iPads. unsearchable list of every car manufacturer ever. and fuck you if you want a receipt
May 16, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Just had the worst parking garage payment experience of my life
Tired: push button get ticket :)
Wired: little guys with iPads. unsearchable list of every car manufacturer ever. and fuck you if you want a receipt
Tired: push button get ticket :)
Wired: little guys with iPads. unsearchable list of every car manufacturer ever. and fuck you if you want a receipt
Divorce is ok but people should only be allowed to get married once
May 12, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Divorce is ok but people should only be allowed to get married once
Turns out you can scrape videos from tumblr on mobile by posting them to discord first and downloading from the embed 😈
May 10, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Turns out you can scrape videos from tumblr on mobile by posting them to discord first and downloading from the embed 😈
skill issue. I simply post like this on twitter too
https://twitter.com/bananamelter/status/1625056893973528576?s=20
https://twitter.com/bananamelter/status/1625056893973528576?s=20
May 10, 2023 at 3:24 PM
skill issue. I simply post like this on twitter too
https://twitter.com/bananamelter/status/1625056893973528576?s=20
https://twitter.com/bananamelter/status/1625056893973528576?s=20
Reposted by bananamelter
the B in BDSM stands for Bataille
May 5, 2023 at 6:05 PM
the B in BDSM stands for Bataille