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Wife, gardener, cook, writer, athlete, cozy game enjoyer

stupid idiot baby
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Hi, I'm Hannah. I'm a pretty quiet, shy, queer, unfunny reply-gal. I'm here on Bluesky because Twitter broke my heart, and I truly believe in the goodness of humans over everything else.

Follow me for bad takes and pictures of my garden + cats.
i am barking disrespectfully
June 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
bluesky is willed because i'll go from scrolling past some of the most soul crushing doomposting to like gay sonic p*rn
April 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Sorry I can’t go out.. I’m an indoor cat
#art
November 24, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
November 18, 2024 at 8:08 PM
may your timeline be blessed by homemade english muffins
November 17, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I love this sassy queen!
November 17, 2024 at 4:43 PM
gooooooooodness is it time to spend my day playing stardew valley 🤔
November 17, 2024 at 3:10 PM
been making this lil tasty treat by morgan eckroth the past few days

super simple and delicious
The Pantry Latte
Sometimes you don’t want to make any special syrups or ingredients. Sometimes what you have in the pantry is more than enough. INGREDIENTS THE PANTRY LATTE 1/2oz honey Pinch of ground cinnamon Pinch o...
morgandrinkscoffee.com
November 17, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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good morning ♡
November 16, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Intro post, because it seems like the thing to do:

Hi, I'm Hannah. I'm a pretty quiet, shy, queer, unfunny reply-gal. I'm here on Bluesky because Twitter broke my heart, and I truly believe in the goodness of humans over everything else.

Follow me for bad takes and pictures of my garden + cats.
November 15, 2024 at 5:01 AM
like not to gush too much but it's weird to be nostalgic for like 2017 twitter. @gailsimone.bsky.social and @tomtaylormade.bsky.social doing goofy comics stuff.

me crush-following @bluejay.tv and watching her live-skeet (??? branding) x-files. idk, it's just so wholesome. i love this site
November 15, 2024 at 4:16 AM
it's truly wild how you don't realize how toxic a space has become until you leave it. i don't know what bluesky is going to be but right now, it's everything i needed.
November 15, 2024 at 3:00 AM
dang my handle is invalid
November 14, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I think about this piece by Maria Nguyen (@dtnart) like basically once a day.
November 13, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke
November 13, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Just ordered a nice Christmasy Lego set for my wife and I to assemble together while disassociating and drinking our wine advent calendars together. ❤️💕🎄
November 13, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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Sakuna: Of Rice and Ruin features a unique type of "dual-wielding"
November 12, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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I have returned from TikTok with gifts
November 12, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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November 12, 2024 at 2:35 PM
but if make my own posts you'll all find out im stupid
November 12, 2024 at 11:12 PM
this app is just a psyop to get me to order pizza
November 12, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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c-chunky squirrel...
November 11, 2024 at 5:27 PM