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Hey! It's me! Bailey! 31, Any pronouns fine, She/Her preference. Shitposting like its my job. No minors allowed 🔞
Trying to explain to my boss that I'm drinking water out of this empty rum botte only because it's the largest container I have on hand and the fact every time I take a sip I say "Yoho fuckhead" and throw a pen at him is entirely unrelated.
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Having the worst board state at the commander game, but like 3 board wipes in your hand
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Hundred Steps available now for free!
Ascend 100 steps of stairs while fending off creatures from the dark.

Trailer:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Jk...
Itch page:
sam-gamedev.itch.io/hundred-steps

#sAm_art #GodotEngine #horror
Hundred Steps - Release trailer
YouTube video by sAm
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
"Have the strength to refrain from kicking people in the nuts" ??? And deny my boots their purpouse???
a girl is standing in front of a large ball with a sign that says ' a ' on it
ALT: a girl is standing in front of a large ball with a sign that says ' a ' on it
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October 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
When the video games' central story theme is sins of the father
a man wearing a white jacket is standing in front of a door .
ALT: a man wearing a white jacket is standing in front of a door .
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October 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
A reasonably sized voltron commander.
October 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Sage is the funniest fucking character in Cross Worlds I swear.
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I gotta buncha stickers with mine
October 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Checkmate liberals, if the Sonic Crossworlds theme is bad, how come I get emotional every time I hear it?
October 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Enjoying this new widget feature
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
October 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM