Baila Lilah
@bailalilah.bsky.social
Commander in Queef
Happy birthday everybody!
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Happy birthday everybody!
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Baila Lilah
@bailalilah.bsky.social
· Feb 1
Horny with a chance of biting sarcasm, and the lingering threat of being backhanded
I want to go to bed
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I want to go to bed
Okay okay okay okay I’m so close to being done with my errands for the day!
I need to go out and daaaaaanceee!!!!
I need to go out and daaaaaanceee!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Okay okay okay okay I’m so close to being done with my errands for the day!
I need to go out and daaaaaanceee!!!!
I need to go out and daaaaaanceee!!!!
Ooof the girl’s loins hunger
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ooof the girl’s loins hunger
She absolutely loves spending the day with mommy - except when there’s loud noises.
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
She absolutely loves spending the day with mommy - except when there’s loud noises.
I want a man to pull my hair while he kisses me, and grabs my neck
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I want a man to pull my hair while he kisses me, and grabs my neck
I miss Brooklyn 99 so much
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I miss Brooklyn 99 so much
Sorry — you not offering me more clarity after telling me you loved me rewired my brain, and even though now you’re putting in effort it feels “too little too late,” and I’m no longer interested
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sorry — you not offering me more clarity after telling me you loved me rewired my brain, and even though now you’re putting in effort it feels “too little too late,” and I’m no longer interested
I’m feeling too anxious to commit to anything now
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I’m feeling too anxious to commit to anything now
Some recent flowers
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Some recent flowers
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Bought my tickets for more east coast shenanigans in December
Fuck it, we ball
Fuck it, we ball
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Bought my tickets for more east coast shenanigans in December
Fuck it, we ball
Fuck it, we ball
Ok, but wait - hear me out - what if…
What if…
I gave him another chance?
What if…
I gave him another chance?
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ok, but wait - hear me out - what if…
What if…
I gave him another chance?
What if…
I gave him another chance?
Reposted by Baila Lilah
when my so called friends don’t agree with me about the vibe of someone
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
when my so called friends don’t agree with me about the vibe of someone
I look so pretty when I cry
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I look so pretty when I cry
Oh, you love me? Then put a tracker on my car.
No, seriously, I’m lost, and my car’s making funny noises -- yeah, but the lights on the dash have been on.
No, seriously, I’m lost, and my car’s making funny noises -- yeah, but the lights on the dash have been on.
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Oh, you love me? Then put a tracker on my car.
No, seriously, I’m lost, and my car’s making funny noises -- yeah, but the lights on the dash have been on.
No, seriously, I’m lost, and my car’s making funny noises -- yeah, but the lights on the dash have been on.
When I said I wanted someone to add to my life, I didn’t mean, “add stress”
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
When I said I wanted someone to add to my life, I didn’t mean, “add stress”
what *will* they classify them as?
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
what *will* they classify them as?
when the text is so good that you need to copy and send it to your bestie so you can dish, and analyze the situation together
too bad my friends are sick of analyzing my routine clap-backs at the juvenile, and narcissistic males I date.
what the actual fck is my deal? why do I even engage?
too bad my friends are sick of analyzing my routine clap-backs at the juvenile, and narcissistic males I date.
what the actual fck is my deal? why do I even engage?
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
when the text is so good that you need to copy and send it to your bestie so you can dish, and analyze the situation together
too bad my friends are sick of analyzing my routine clap-backs at the juvenile, and narcissistic males I date.
what the actual fck is my deal? why do I even engage?
too bad my friends are sick of analyzing my routine clap-backs at the juvenile, and narcissistic males I date.
what the actual fck is my deal? why do I even engage?
am I difficult to date?
not if you’re a clever, and willing solutions-oriented optimist who is an uxorious, yet seductively self-confident, and secure partner
not if you’re a clever, and willing solutions-oriented optimist who is an uxorious, yet seductively self-confident, and secure partner
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
am I difficult to date?
not if you’re a clever, and willing solutions-oriented optimist who is an uxorious, yet seductively self-confident, and secure partner
not if you’re a clever, and willing solutions-oriented optimist who is an uxorious, yet seductively self-confident, and secure partner
Literally texted: I want you to consider the fact that I am a grown ass woman with her own very full life with many things I’d like to do - I expect the person who is incorporating me into their life to understand that I need more than just an 1-12 hour notice that *YOU* just happen to be available.
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Literally texted: I want you to consider the fact that I am a grown ass woman with her own very full life with many things I’d like to do - I expect the person who is incorporating me into their life to understand that I need more than just an 1-12 hour notice that *YOU* just happen to be available.
i love being love bombed - like ofc you’re in love with me, what’s not to love?
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i love being love bombed - like ofc you’re in love with me, what’s not to love?
I’m so bored by the prospect of dating these males that I’m actually considering giving it all up to become a martyr for Antifa.
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m so bored by the prospect of dating these males that I’m actually considering giving it all up to become a martyr for Antifa.