Baila Lilah
@bailalilah.bsky.social
Loud and Proud Misandrist
@lilahsays on insta
@lilahsays on insta
Pinned
Baila Lilah
@bailalilah.bsky.social
· Feb 1
Horny with a chance of biting sarcasm, and the lingering threat of being backhanded
I don’t want to be on my feet anymore.
I want to be horizontal: a cat at my feet, and one by my head.
I want to be horizontal: a cat at my feet, and one by my head.
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I don’t want to be on my feet anymore.
I want to be horizontal: a cat at my feet, and one by my head.
I want to be horizontal: a cat at my feet, and one by my head.
Tell me why my freaky ass now wants a license plate that reads: RUFYNUF
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Tell me why my freaky ass now wants a license plate that reads: RUFYNUF
Ugh - I can totally feel it when I haven’t taken my lorazepam — I get these crazy (fun) dizzy spells, but then I panic because can’t you die from lorazepam withdrawal?
It’s like I can feel myself slipping into dizziness unless I actively refocus my brain/eyes.
It’s like I can feel myself slipping into dizziness unless I actively refocus my brain/eyes.
February 6, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Ugh - I can totally feel it when I haven’t taken my lorazepam — I get these crazy (fun) dizzy spells, but then I panic because can’t you die from lorazepam withdrawal?
It’s like I can feel myself slipping into dizziness unless I actively refocus my brain/eyes.
It’s like I can feel myself slipping into dizziness unless I actively refocus my brain/eyes.
Here I am, missing first Thursday in the city because we have top secret marinades, sauces, and spice blends, that only two people in the world can make and I’m the only one well enough to make them rn
Woe is me, the entrepreneur. Le sigh.
Woe is me, the entrepreneur. Le sigh.
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Here I am, missing first Thursday in the city because we have top secret marinades, sauces, and spice blends, that only two people in the world can make and I’m the only one well enough to make them rn
Woe is me, the entrepreneur. Le sigh.
Woe is me, the entrepreneur. Le sigh.
Excuse me, how do you get tuberculosis? I thought it had been eradicated
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Excuse me, how do you get tuberculosis? I thought it had been eradicated
Bro, I cannot do the body makeup in this show — I watch a good chunk of this show though my fingers/squinted eyes.
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Bro, I cannot do the body makeup in this show — I watch a good chunk of this show though my fingers/squinted eyes.
I can’t believe the ent I saw the other day sarcastically asked if I wanted to be smoking weed until I’m 50? And I immediately asked, why would I stop at 50? This is for life. Do people just stop having glasses of wine after fifty?
What an odd thing to say?
What an odd thing to say?
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I can’t believe the ent I saw the other day sarcastically asked if I wanted to be smoking weed until I’m 50? And I immediately asked, why would I stop at 50? This is for life. Do people just stop having glasses of wine after fifty?
What an odd thing to say?
What an odd thing to say?
She loves putting her buttbutt near my pillows - good thing I have more than enough pillowcases, and in-unit laundry.
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
She loves putting her buttbutt near my pillows - good thing I have more than enough pillowcases, and in-unit laundry.
Girl, no fcking way, is this the bubonic plague they’re doing in the Pitt?!?
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Girl, no fcking way, is this the bubonic plague they’re doing in the Pitt?!?
I would like very much to take a nap
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I would like very much to take a nap
Horny with a chance of shenanigans
February 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Horny with a chance of shenanigans
Here’s the second tattoo from last night - it’s a close up of Saturn cropped by a stamp frame. I told her I wanted it to be a close up of the debris in the rings — so as to not appear linear/connected, and she literally did the whole planet via shaded pointillism
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Here’s the second tattoo from last night - it’s a close up of Saturn cropped by a stamp frame. I told her I wanted it to be a close up of the debris in the rings — so as to not appear linear/connected, and she literally did the whole planet via shaded pointillism
Reposted by Baila Lilah
Name them
shame them
shame them
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Name them
shame them
shame them
We were supposed to do three tattoos yesterday, and touch up the ones she did in October last year but my second tattoo was a bit intense, v detailed, and she had already worked 2x 12 hour days so we’re gonna finish up beginning of march, and start the beginning of ANOTHER TATTOO!
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
We were supposed to do three tattoos yesterday, and touch up the ones she did in October last year but my second tattoo was a bit intense, v detailed, and she had already worked 2x 12 hour days so we’re gonna finish up beginning of march, and start the beginning of ANOTHER TATTOO!
Second work in progress
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Second work in progress
I want fries, a cheeseburger (beyond the beef), and a milkshake, preferably chocolate, maybe strawberry
February 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I want fries, a cheeseburger (beyond the beef), and a milkshake, preferably chocolate, maybe strawberry
We need to stop putting fcking patchouli in perfume. Please. Leave it for the granola crowd.
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
We need to stop putting fcking patchouli in perfume. Please. Leave it for the granola crowd.
Reposted by Baila Lilah
We do not need another data center we need
clean air
fresh water
livable wages
accessible healthcare
a new president
fix these roads
groceries we can afford
people who can sing
artist that dont starve
and Children that remember how to laugh
clean air
fresh water
livable wages
accessible healthcare
a new president
fix these roads
groceries we can afford
people who can sing
artist that dont starve
and Children that remember how to laugh
February 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
We do not need another data center we need
clean air
fresh water
livable wages
accessible healthcare
a new president
fix these roads
groceries we can afford
people who can sing
artist that dont starve
and Children that remember how to laugh
clean air
fresh water
livable wages
accessible healthcare
a new president
fix these roads
groceries we can afford
people who can sing
artist that dont starve
and Children that remember how to laugh
Reposted by Baila Lilah
Yay! Birthday wreath — modeled after the character wreath Disney pins
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Yay! Birthday wreath — modeled after the character wreath Disney pins
Reposted by Baila Lilah
it's always "hey what's up man," and never "here is $10,000 no strings attached SIR"
February 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
it's always "hey what's up man," and never "here is $10,000 no strings attached SIR"
I’m about to fall asleep during this tattoo.
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I’m about to fall asleep during this tattoo.
My doctor told me my throat/nose/ears look fine, but that I need to limit the irritants I put down my throat
February 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
My doctor told me my throat/nose/ears look fine, but that I need to limit the irritants I put down my throat
Reposted by Baila Lilah
In October 2025 16-year-old Arnoldo Bazán a U.S. citizen and tenth grader was violently detained by ICE agents in Houston, Texas The incident, which gained widespread attention in early 2026 involved agents placing the teenager in a chokehold while arresting his father www.yahoo.com/news/article...
February 4, 2026 at 12:42 PM
In October 2025 16-year-old Arnoldo Bazán a U.S. citizen and tenth grader was violently detained by ICE agents in Houston, Texas The incident, which gained widespread attention in early 2026 involved agents placing the teenager in a chokehold while arresting his father www.yahoo.com/news/article...