Taking a ceramics class and meeting new folks, always a bit terrifying. Thankfully I’ve just splashed water on my crotch while washing my hands so everyone will think I pissed myself. Conversation starter!

welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow:

* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"

“Introvert” not cutting it anymore? “A bit fucky in public” not specific enough?

Now introducing: “Social Bottom”

For those of us who need to prepare before socializing or have a shitty time of it. Also sometimes that just doesn’t work.

Also it helps if we’re drunk or horny.

Try it today!

Straight men, why do you walk so slowly? Do you not have anywhere to be?

Did no one ever make you feel unsafe on the street as a child or call you a faggot?

Oh.

Quote with 4 horror films to get to know you.

Me: I don’t think I have sensory issues.

Also me: *rides the skytrain to work wearing dark sunglasses and listening to white noise on giant noise cancelling headphones*

You are not getting paid kenough

I don’t know how any of this works but I haven’t seen any billionaires being fuck weasels so I’m enjoying myself immensely

Finally escaped from Musk!