Bad Doctor, no donut
@baddoctornodonut.bsky.social
Primary care physician, so equal parts rage, cynicism and compassion
When I sub in at urgent care I don’t usually worry about getting COVID or the flu.
But I’m a little concerned about getting rabies from the break room.
#medsky #primarycare #doctor
December 15, 2024 at 9:07 PM
When I sub in at urgent care I don’t usually worry about getting COVID or the flu.
But I’m a little concerned about getting rabies from the break room.
#medsky #primarycare #doctor
December 15, 2024 at 7:21 PM
December 14, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Friends I’m fed up with the BS tonight and just emailed this to my department
#medsky #primarycare #doctor
December 14, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Friends I’m fed up with the BS tonight and just emailed this to my department
#medsky #primarycare #doctor
December 13, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Holiday gifts from patients so far:
- 1 nice card
- 2 boxes of chocolates (shared with staff)
- 1 bottle of unlabeled moonshine (at my house while I google “risks of methanol poisoning”)
#medsky #primarycare #doctor
December 13, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Holiday gifts from patients so far:
- 1 nice card
- 2 boxes of chocolates (shared with staff)
- 1 bottle of unlabeled moonshine (at my house while I google “risks of methanol poisoning”)
#medsky #primarycare #doctor
Me in clinic: Tells patients to improve exercise, get more fresh veggies and whole grains, more fish, avoid sugar sweetened beverages.
Me at lunch: ooo free cookies in the McDonald's app!!
#medsky #primarycare #doctor
December 10, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Me in clinic: Tells patients to improve exercise, get more fresh veggies and whole grains, more fish, avoid sugar sweetened beverages.
Me at lunch: ooo free cookies in the McDonald's app!!
#medsky #primarycare #doctor
When the patient comes in wearing wranglers jeans I know I better not talk politics
#medsky #primarycare #doctor
December 10, 2024 at 5:08 PM
When the patient comes in wearing wranglers jeans I know I better not talk politics
#medsky #primarycare #doctor
December 10, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Me: We just did a nice thorough physical. Any last thing before you go?
Patient: no I feel great!
Me: okay see you nex-
Patient: although last night I did have crushing chest pain so I chewed two aspirin and then went to bed. Any idea what that’s about?
#medsky #primarycare #doctor
December 9, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Me: We just did a nice thorough physical. Any last thing before you go?
Patient: no I feel great!
Me: okay see you nex-
Patient: although last night I did have crushing chest pain so I chewed two aspirin and then went to bed. Any idea what that’s about?
#medsky #primarycare #doctor
December 9, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Me: let’s get you that COVID shot
Patient: *gestures to arm* but I’m wearing a sweater today
Me: …uh, well, you could take it off
#doctor #primarycare
December 9, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Me: let’s get you that COVID shot
Patient: *gestures to arm* but I’m wearing a sweater today
Me: …uh, well, you could take it off
#doctor #primarycare