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Thorn the Beep Virus
@badbeepboy.bsky.social
Computer virus. Very beepy, very bad. NSFW 18+ profile! | Version 3.2 (age 32) | He/Him/It | https://linktr.ee/badbeepboy
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Ansur, Cheeks of the Gate

His dragonborn form emerges before your eyes, rolling a nat20 you've convinced to put aside his grudge and fight alongside you, back at camp the great wyrm rewards for passing his trials..

Commish for @whimdither.bsky.social
Ansure belongs to BG3/DND
January 23, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Got tickets for ‘Return to Silent Hill’ next Wednesday. It’ll probably suck but I’ve been waiting for years… and I can hardly imagine it even could be as bad as the second movie was
January 22, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I’ve seen three of the Oscar nominated films this year

Not the Best Picture nominees, three of the movies that were nominated for literally anything lol
January 22, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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⚠️: Hacking, forced

It's always good to keep a data knife (Titanfall & Titanfall 2) handy when on the hunt for dorks. Some may require a bit of a software update rather than just a simple squeezin. Tho you can still dick em down for style points.

🎬: @kinksterdumpster.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Zesty ahh lizard
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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worshipping
January 20, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Anubis
January 21, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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whole lotta hole
January 20, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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if you live in maryland please be aware: ICE has access to md's drivers licensing system. they are using our licenses to find matches in their facial recognition systems and pulling our addresses.

please share, it's urgent
ICE has banged on my door twice in the past 24 hours, screaming at me thru the window. i have safely sent my child off to her grandparents. i am not suicidal. i am physically disabled and unarmed. i'm in baltimore county. they have been spotted all across MD. be safe.
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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Oop, it's time to think about how every other fire-breathing dragonborn paladin should be wrapped up in naga coils to provide heat for them
January 20, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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☃️
January 20, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I did surprisingly well anxiety-wise during the con. First night back and I’ve already overdosed on news and “news analysis” and worked myself up 🙃
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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wolmf oh dongle

i drew this while in a lot if pain plz like and repost
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Back home safe from #ANE2026 and willing the snow to stay off the damn ground

Interested to find out the attendance number later…
January 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Unfortunately my last day at the con is kind of a bust lol. Trying to walk around the dealer’s den with my luggage was not a great experience and now I’m finding out there’s a significant surprise snowstorm waiting for me to shovel when I get home 🙃
January 18, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Wolf O'Donnel O-Ring!
It's kinda crazy to me that in all the time I've been posting nude dudes online I'd never gotten around to Star Wolf here! I've had a crush on this bad boy for a looong time, ever since Star Fox 64 actually. Happy to finally draw 'im up! #nsfw
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Menacing the proto panel again
January 17, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Damn and I thought yesterday was crowded… just staying in my room until the panels I want to go to lol
#ANE2026
January 17, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Shiny Scales 💎✨
For @NumirAsckalan
January 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Got to try ‘Star Fox Zero’ for the first time. And yeah. We need a new one to make up for this lol
January 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I am now menacing the retro laptop panel #ANE2026
January 16, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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KNOCK OUT 💥

Finished work for Rurcipper ! That was a beast to finish but learned a lot with this one !
January 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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I've got commissions slots open! Don't let your favorite artist starve! Me, I'm your favorite, I've decided this for you.
https://forms.gle/HhisZjSAsLb7PwVf6
#art
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM