Dieter Bohn
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Dieter Bohn
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Currently working at Google. Formerly Verge, Android Central, PreCentral, iMore, etc. Posts about bikes, tech, and whether or not today is Friday.
It is only when all hope is lost and you are staring the inevitable emptiness of the universe in the face that you can be truly free. You realize meaning is impossible yet still created through absurdity. Give up on thought and act with purpose where no purpose exists. All is folly!

Skol Vikings
Big day for the Vikings tight ends continues: McCarthy finds T.J. Hockenson as the Vikings offense stays out on fourth-and-goal. Hockenson motioned pre-snap and bounced off a defender at the goal line to stay upright and score.

Vikings, 31
Commanders, 0

4Q | 11:26
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Reposted by Dieter Bohn
lol vikings
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
lol vikings
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Seeking absolution for buying the Metal Gear Solid bundle for Switch 2 and playing it for the first time and thinking I ain't got time for this old ass game with its antiquated controls.

Sorry @reckless.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Seems bad
The #Vikings have -10 yards in the third quarter.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Reposted by Dieter Bohn
Of course it’s not, they’re on opposite sides of the country
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Golden Gate Park > Central Park and it's not even close.
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Got excited by the Vikings last week? That would have been a ...False Start
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
14 unanswered points. The Minnesota Vikings are BACK*!

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(*to giving fans hope they can compete before ultimately crushing their dreams at the end)
November 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Reposted by Dieter Bohn
based ball
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
lol
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Lo, as was foretold by the sages, the Vikes hath Viked
October 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Vikings ....didn't vike? I'm confused.
October 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'd like to say vikes gonna vike but the essence of vike is to make you believe it's worth having hope in the first place.

So what the vikes have viked is the very concept of vike.
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You learn more from your failures than your successes
September 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Maybe it's because I replayed Hollow Knight again last month and Got Gud (lol I did not), but I'm not finding Silksong to be that much harder?

Or maybe: when your video game skill is like a 5, the delta between 8 and 10 difficulty is harder to perceive?
September 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Lazy / stupid question: is there a bank that lets you link your credit card to your checking account for ATMs?

I swear I had this, long ago: a credit card that, when I put it in an ATM, let me choose to withdraw from checking, savings, or credit. I'm sure the reason I don't today is shenanigans
September 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
JJ good
September 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I feel like I should get some kind of credit or points for writing out a whole post and then deciding against it and hitting cancel. No drafts, no nothing. Just putting it out there for likes from the universe instead of my followers.
August 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Well there goes my afternoon: I will be playing Watch Face Designer for Wear OS. It's a plugin for Figma that lets you craft watch faces right there and then export directly to Android Studio, to an APK, or even view directly on your device.

android-developers.googleblog.com/2025/08/intr...
August 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Hey look it's the new Android statue!
August 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When I learned that the new Pixel 10 phones all support magnetic accessories and wireless charging without a case, I knew exactly what to do...

www.youtube.com/shorts/eeGmD...
Pixelsnap! Yes to magnets, no to cases
YouTube video by Dieter Bohn
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August 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Whoa am I first in line for Made by Google? Nice! 😎

There is only a little under 19 hours to go... hm wait where is everybody?
August 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Split screen foldable tricks on the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7
YouTube video by Dieter Bohn
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August 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM