Babbette Owens
babbette.bsky.social
Babbette Owens
@babbette.bsky.social
If the aliens come, let's be the best humanity has to offer.

Human, pet best friend, sorting the rest as I go.

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Every branch of the United States Governemt should have term limits. "Serving the People for Profit" should be a thing by lack of provision. That is not in the spirit of the Constitution.
July 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM
At work today I had an update customer. He was saying we placed his order before giving him options (those options come next), scrolling the website demanding a discount... suddenly he sees celeb co-founder and says oh... it's him, it's all fine. However he likes to do it. It's great. Say call me.
March 30, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Don't ever decide you will dance through the intro to an anime. By the time you realize it's 12 minutes, you've already committed. A cautionary tale.
March 25, 2024 at 5:15 PM
It's cold when you're the subject of a Dateline Episode, and your mom won't call you pretty.

Andrea Canning: How pretty was she, in her dress, on her wedding day?

Mom: She was... happy. That's important.

(*Me, now, googling this lady to see for myself*)
March 17, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Kate Lethbridge-Stewart is evil now. I know it in my soul. Her and Mrs. Flood could trademark creepy.
March 16, 2024 at 12:26 PM
JC just handed me his debit card and told me to prepay for 5$ in fuel for my truck. I said in this economy I feel like w $5. I should be saying, "I'd like one gas, please." Asked if he had any idea how much a gallon is... my man said "like 1.88$" & I LOLd now we are both crying a tank isn't 20$
March 14, 2024 at 2:15 AM
"Good morning Babbette! I have just the lineup to wake you up! I've got songs from 14yrs ago and today, like literally today, so no one knows them or likes them yet! Enjoy!"- my Spotify dj every time
March 11, 2024 at 12:52 PM
I work from my home office. I left my break to go back to my office, and my husband said, "Be careful on your commute." Yes, the dreaded dangers of the hallway. I must be vigilant.
March 5, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I have expensive tastes in shoes. When I click the link to see the price, it's always3 times what I had in mind to pay.
March 1, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Experiencing SUBSCRIPTION fatigue. No one wants to sell their product anymore. They ALL want us to subscribe. Unless we are privileged to have unlimited income, there are only so many dollars in our income. We can't subscribe to everything. We just can't. It's overwhelming.
February 26, 2024 at 1:30 PM
If I had time travel, I'd like a word with whoever decided human beings needed to be busy AT ALL TIMES. Did they know we'd be giving up 5 enormous meals a day with multiple breads and beverages??
February 24, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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Fuck this hustle-culture bullshit. When I’m a skeleton I’m not doing a goddamn thing
September 22, 2023 at 11:22 PM
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This is awesome news, I hate doing my own taxes but accountants are expensive
I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with this information
February 24, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I know my marriage works bc I show him nerdy and weird stuff, and he takes it a step further to my pure delight. We saw a dinosaur staircase, and he said I'd surf the banner. 🥰😍😍
February 23, 2024 at 9:16 PM
My husband was hating on Nathan Fillion, so I did what any reasonable person would do and turned on Firefly. We are halfway through now. He's already wanting to watch The Rookie. My work here is done
February 22, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I got my S24 Ultra yesterday. I'm feeling a bit disappointed. It's beautiful and most extravagant phone I've ever owned, but I guess i expected it to get all my sh!t cool, calm, and collected by now. It's probably bc I haven't combined it w the Buds2Pro and Watch6 yet.
February 21, 2024 at 3:41 PM
If you're seeking help, you'll take every necessary step. If you want attention, no amount of help will suffice.
February 21, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I'm not a writer, per se, but I have a brilliant idea for a story. A middle-aged mom who listens to the police scanner and shows up at crime scenes to solve the crime with just dumb luck and mom skills. The cops are mad, but she brought everyone packed lunches so they don't say anything.
February 21, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Say what you want, Juliet wanted to be with Romeo so she'd stop being Juliet Capulet.
February 21, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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*taking notes furiously* and I only have one rodeo to learn all this??
February 16, 2024 at 4:52 PM
The Mature Audience warning at the beginning of Its Always Sunny makes me laugh like wink wink nudge nudge.
February 16, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I'm not saying I just spoke a job offer into existence after MONTHS of searching but I just sat & believed for 30 secs I had more money than I knew what to do with & the literal next thing to happen was an email with a job offer. Shock and tears. Thanks Universe! I needed that right now!
February 16, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Absolutely heartbroken and disgusted by the shooting today. There is NO CAUSE for that.
February 14, 2024 at 10:53 PM
The Rock joined the board and the first thing he did was take Mania away from the winner and give it to himself. How humble of him. That's some tiny penis energy if he's hurting for attention like that.
February 13, 2024 at 6:04 PM