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No Iranian ever called me beaner
June 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
No Iranian ever called me beaner
Telling your partner you wanted to blow your brains out
June 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Telling your partner you wanted to blow your brains out
How was yalls weekend? I saw the second largest bat colony take off and got really bad chafe on my ass and balls
June 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
How was yalls weekend? I saw the second largest bat colony take off and got really bad chafe on my ass and balls
Tinder but for jobs.
Its the same experience just with swiping instead of spending an hour filling out an application
Its the same experience just with swiping instead of spending an hour filling out an application
June 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Tinder but for jobs.
Its the same experience just with swiping instead of spending an hour filling out an application
Its the same experience just with swiping instead of spending an hour filling out an application
My oatg is to ca olid and not America
May 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My oatg is to ca olid and not America
How many 9/11 memorials do we really need
May 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
How many 9/11 memorials do we really need
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“I never see you at the club.”
Yeah, well, I never see you studying the chief parts of a river and its basin.
Yeah, well, I never see you studying the chief parts of a river and its basin.
May 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“I never see you at the club.”
Yeah, well, I never see you studying the chief parts of a river and its basin.
Yeah, well, I never see you studying the chief parts of a river and its basin.
Looking to change careers and my girlfriend asked me what industries have a bright future.
I couldn't think of anything besides Prisons or Weapons.
I couldn't think of anything besides Prisons or Weapons.
May 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Looking to change careers and my girlfriend asked me what industries have a bright future.
I couldn't think of anything besides Prisons or Weapons.
I couldn't think of anything besides Prisons or Weapons.
Dating someone older than you is great. I wouldn't want to have to date with someone like me.
May 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dating someone older than you is great. I wouldn't want to have to date with someone like me.
Cougars get a happy mothers day too
May 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Cougars get a happy mothers day too
I was banned from looking at the news for a few days
May 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I was banned from looking at the news for a few days
Bed time doesn't exist in Mexico
May 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Bed time doesn't exist in Mexico
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Playing canasta with the in-laws when someone refers to “two big naturals” is a real test of your disposition.
May 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Playing canasta with the in-laws when someone refers to “two big naturals” is a real test of your disposition.
Yall ever get aroused looking at someone's back?
May 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yall ever get aroused looking at someone's back?
North Cyrpus gang
April 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
North Cyrpus gang
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I guess they think only immigrant truckers will fail.
April 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I guess they think only immigrant truckers will fail.
It gives me physical pain to think how I fumbled bad bitches
April 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It gives me physical pain to think how I fumbled bad bitches
One time I broke up with a girl because she lived 30 minutes away
April 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
One time I broke up with a girl because she lived 30 minutes away
My ass be fartin fr
April 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My ass be fartin fr