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I don’t remember reading this but wow.
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I don’t remember reading this but wow.
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Let me be really, REALLY clear here. People don't get Medicaid checks
Organizations do.
Cutting benefits to sick people, does not stop waste, fraud & abuse because those are not the payees
thehill.com/opinion/cong...
Organizations do.
Cutting benefits to sick people, does not stop waste, fraud & abuse because those are not the payees
thehill.com/opinion/cong...
thehill.com
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Let me be really, REALLY clear here. People don't get Medicaid checks
Organizations do.
Cutting benefits to sick people, does not stop waste, fraud & abuse because those are not the payees
thehill.com/opinion/cong...
Organizations do.
Cutting benefits to sick people, does not stop waste, fraud & abuse because those are not the payees
thehill.com/opinion/cong...
We are learning about exponential increases the hard way.
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That is not a typo
14,608% increase in measles from 2020
14,608% increase in measles from 2020
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
We are learning about exponential increases the hard way.
Governor Katie Hobbs and Phoenix Mayor Kate Gallego did a lot of legwork to convince high tech businesses (Taiwan Semiconductor and Creighton Medical...) to locate in Arizona. It wasn't just luck.
Since Governor Katie Hobbs took office, Arizona’s economy has grown by more than 100,000 jobs, with the lowest unemployment rate in Arizona history. It is now a manufacturing hub with billions of dollars in private investment. We need to keep her in office.
Re-Elect Katie Hobbs
Governor of Arizona
Re-Elect Katie Hobbs
Governor of Arizona
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Governor Katie Hobbs and Phoenix Mayor Kate Gallego did a lot of legwork to convince high tech businesses (Taiwan Semiconductor and Creighton Medical...) to locate in Arizona. It wasn't just luck.
Asshole Awarded For Asshole Behavior By Business Community Leaders — theonion.com/asshole-awar...
Prophetic. The training ground for many politicians up to president.
Prophetic. The training ground for many politicians up to president.
Asshole Awarded For Asshole Behavior By Business Community Leaders
PHILADELPHIA—At a ceremony held in the Hilton Hotel banquet hall Wednesday evening, noted local asshole Mark Thorton, 54, was recognized by his asshole peers in the business community with an award ho...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Asshole Awarded For Asshole Behavior By Business Community Leaders — theonion.com/asshole-awar...
Prophetic. The training ground for many politicians up to president.
Prophetic. The training ground for many politicians up to president.
Could be cleared up with some transparency.
Edema's usually problems with kidneys, heart/circulation, or medication. Take your pick.
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Could be cleared up with some transparency.
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator — theonion.com/pete-hegseth...
Waiting for a second source for verification.
Waiting for a second source for verification.
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
theonion.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator — theonion.com/pete-hegseth...
Waiting for a second source for verification.
Waiting for a second source for verification.
www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
For alll you high-minded news junkies. You can't know the players without a scorecard.
For alll you high-minded news junkies. You can't know the players without a scorecard.
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
For alll you high-minded news junkies. You can't know the players without a scorecard.
For alll you high-minded news junkies. You can't know the players without a scorecard.
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AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives — theonion.com/ai-enabled-t...
True
True
AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives
Sales of an AI-enabled plush teddy bear were suspended after it was found to have given children explicit sexual content and dangerous guidance, such as where to find knives in the home and discussion...
theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives — theonion.com/ai-enabled-t...
True
True
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby — theonion.com/white-house-...
Exaggeration
Exaggeration
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
WASHINGTON—Describing the practice as a “fun little side project” rather than an occupation, Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced Monday that nursing would be reclassified as a hobby under new ...
theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby — theonion.com/white-house-...
Exaggeration
Exaggeration
Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot — theonion.com/coast-guard-...
Almost true.
Almost true.
Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot
WASHINGTON—Reversing course after fierce backlash over the decision’s potentially divisive nature, the U.S. Coast Guard announced Friday that it would abandon plans to reclassify the swastika from a h...
theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot — theonion.com/coast-guard-...
Almost true.
Almost true.
Chimpanzees rationally revise their beliefs | Science www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Planet of the Apes, here we come.
Planet of the Apes, here we come.
Chimpanzees rationally revise their beliefs
The selective revision of beliefs in light of new evidence has been considered one of the hallmarks of human-level rationality. However, tests of this ability in other species are lacking. We examined...
www.science.org
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Chimpanzees rationally revise their beliefs | Science www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Planet of the Apes, here we come.
Planet of the Apes, here we come.
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George W Bush’s administration found lawyers to justify torturing prisoners
Now Trump found lawyers to justify murdering fisherman they say are smuggling drugs
This is why Mark Kelly and his colleagues made the video telling troops to follow only legal orders
And why Trump threatened to kill them
Now Trump found lawyers to justify murdering fisherman they say are smuggling drugs
This is why Mark Kelly and his colleagues made the video telling troops to follow only legal orders
And why Trump threatened to kill them
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
George W Bush’s administration found lawyers to justify torturing prisoners
Now Trump found lawyers to justify murdering fisherman they say are smuggling drugs
This is why Mark Kelly and his colleagues made the video telling troops to follow only legal orders
And why Trump threatened to kill them
Now Trump found lawyers to justify murdering fisherman they say are smuggling drugs
This is why Mark Kelly and his colleagues made the video telling troops to follow only legal orders
And why Trump threatened to kill them
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too — theonion.com/megyn-kelly-...
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
NEW YORK—Faced with backlash against comments she made last week downplaying the sex trafficking crimes of Jeffrey Epstein, an anxious Megyn Kelly appeared on her podcast Monday waiting for everyone e...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too — theonion.com/megyn-kelly-...
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Whole thread explains real journalism on this topic. Should be used in each and every article.
(🧵) This thread from a retired journalism professor who helped usher in the era of metajournalism in the 2010s—and has written a book on the relationship between Trump and Epstein as part of his NYT-bestselling Proof Series—explains how to report properly on the Trump-Epstein Scandal.
Here we go.
Here we go.
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Whole thread explains real journalism on this topic. Should be used in each and every article.
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So far this year, we've learned that you can actually indict a sandwich but can't convict it.
Also, contrary to popular belief, apparently dead men *DO* tell tales.
...this timeline is weird...
Also, contrary to popular belief, apparently dead men *DO* tell tales.
...this timeline is weird...
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
So far this year, we've learned that you can actually indict a sandwich but can't convict it.
Also, contrary to popular belief, apparently dead men *DO* tell tales.
...this timeline is weird...
Also, contrary to popular belief, apparently dead men *DO* tell tales.
...this timeline is weird...
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Good Morning
PEDO PROTECTOR JOHNSON
PEDO PROTECTOR JOHNSON
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM