Awful At FPL
@awfulatfpl.bsky.social
FPL Draft (predominantly) and regular FPL (half-heartedly) enthusiast. Aka FPLCricket over on the other thing. IASIP and comedy aficionado. LCFC and LUFC don’t judge me.
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"... as soon as you shift the frame to, these are politicians who've been bought & paid for by oil & gas, arms trade companies, private healthcare companies, gambling companies, their behaviour makes absolute sense"
@zackpolanski.bsky.social on Labour. Spot on.
@zackpolanski.bsky.social on Labour. Spot on.
February 13, 2026 at 8:43 AM
"... as soon as you shift the frame to, these are politicians who've been bought & paid for by oil & gas, arms trade companies, private healthcare companies, gambling companies, their behaviour makes absolute sense"
@zackpolanski.bsky.social on Labour. Spot on.
@zackpolanski.bsky.social on Labour. Spot on.
Dreadful story for her but I very briefly misinterpreted this headline
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Dreadful story for her but I very briefly misinterpreted this headline
Spineless Haaland captainers luck out again
February 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Spineless Haaland captainers luck out again
If FPL was LOTR: Pep is Gandalf, Haaland is Aragorn, Semenyo is Frodo, Salah and Ekitike are Legolas and Gimli. Gabriel and Saliba are Merry and Pippin.
Sterling is Tom Bombadil.
Sterling is Tom Bombadil.
February 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
If FPL was LOTR: Pep is Gandalf, Haaland is Aragorn, Semenyo is Frodo, Salah and Ekitike are Legolas and Gimli. Gabriel and Saliba are Merry and Pippin.
Sterling is Tom Bombadil.
Sterling is Tom Bombadil.
My significant other is a Welsh lass and wanted to watch the rugby not the football. Me, an Englishman seeing the game progress…
a man in a suit and tie is being interviewed by paramount
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is being interviewed by paramount
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
My significant other is a Welsh lass and wanted to watch the rugby not the football. Me, an Englishman seeing the game progress…
Is it incompetence or dishonesty or just a magical cocktail of both? Imagine our surprise to hear that reform don’t know what they’re doing.
NEW: Reform UK’s flagship council, Kent, has been accused of telling a “blatant lie” after its claim of nearly £40m in savings on net zero were found to be based on hypothetical projects for which there was no documentation.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reform-run Kent council accused of fabricating £40m net zero savings
Disclosures show figures cited by authority’s leader rested on unfunded ideas listed briefly in budget papers
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Is it incompetence or dishonesty or just a magical cocktail of both? Imagine our surprise to hear that reform don’t know what they’re doing.
Anderson’s Defcon points
thanos from avengers endgame is saying i am inevitable .
ALT: thanos from avengers endgame is saying i am inevitable .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Anderson’s Defcon points
All I need from tonight’s game is a Brobbey hattrick and an assist or two plus the 3 bonus and I’ll win my draft matchup 👌
February 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
All I need from tonight’s game is a Brobbey hattrick and an assist or two plus the 3 bonus and I’ll win my draft matchup 👌
Gorkys Zygotic Mynci massively underrated
February 2, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Gorkys Zygotic Mynci massively underrated
👌
Binned Haaland and Enzo for JP and Palmer for a -4. Who dares wins.
a man wearing sunglasses is smiling with the hashtag #riskybusiness below him
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January 31, 2026 at 6:11 PM
👌
Binned Haaland and Enzo for JP and Palmer for a -4. Who dares wins.
a man wearing sunglasses is smiling with the hashtag #riskybusiness below him
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January 30, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Binned Haaland and Enzo for JP and Palmer for a -4. Who dares wins.
The film itself was really good but not incredible but the few minutes where Dr Kelson is trying to be Old Nick in 28 Years Later is one of the most entertaining things I’ve seen in a long time.
January 29, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The film itself was really good but not incredible but the few minutes where Dr Kelson is trying to be Old Nick in 28 Years Later is one of the most entertaining things I’ve seen in a long time.
67 points all out but sadly that’s my draft team. 47 in vanilla FPL but judging by some of the posts I mustn’t grumble about that!
January 26, 2026 at 10:43 PM
67 points all out but sadly that’s my draft team. 47 in vanilla FPL but judging by some of the posts I mustn’t grumble about that!
A weekend flying solo; planning on enjoying the football and pratting about all day however it has just started with hearing the bin lorry go down the road and realising I ANT PUT IT AHT.
January 24, 2026 at 8:54 AM
A weekend flying solo; planning on enjoying the football and pratting about all day however it has just started with hearing the bin lorry go down the road and realising I ANT PUT IT AHT.
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Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
Am I misremembering or did haaland start last season extremely well then go off the boil for like 4 months? Feel like he’s ruining things for us an it’s not fair.
January 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Am I misremembering or did haaland start last season extremely well then go off the boil for like 4 months? Feel like he’s ruining things for us an it’s not fair.
Vote Reform and get the same feckless morally bankrupt arseholes who got us into this mess in the first place.
January 18, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Vote Reform and get the same feckless morally bankrupt arseholes who got us into this mess in the first place.
Question for my Draft-FPL playing pals: is Eze a drop now? Getting minimal minutes to the point that he has very low trade value even.
January 18, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Question for my Draft-FPL playing pals: is Eze a drop now? Getting minimal minutes to the point that he has very low trade value even.
I’m going to say it. A steady 3,4,5,6,7,8 points is not enough of a return to the money you invest in Saka. He doesn’t have big hauls in him.
January 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I’m going to say it. A steady 3,4,5,6,7,8 points is not enough of a return to the money you invest in Saka. He doesn’t have big hauls in him.
When I was younger a friend of mine named Drew put half a squash ball sucked onto his head and left it there for some time. When he took it off he had a perfectly circular bruise on his forehead for a long time afterwards. Glad to get this off my chest.
January 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
When I was younger a friend of mine named Drew put half a squash ball sucked onto his head and left it there for some time. When he took it off he had a perfectly circular bruise on his forehead for a long time afterwards. Glad to get this off my chest.
Ollie Watkins??? They told me you was dead!
a man wearing a hat and a leather jacket smiles while walking down stairs
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December 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Ollie Watkins??? They told me you was dead!
There’s nothing quite so sobering as seeing a picture of yourself after a Christmas of excess and 2 months of mince pie eating/rating and realising you’re roughly two stone heavier than you thought you were. New year diet. I was a fat bastard before the pies though mind.
December 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
There’s nothing quite so sobering as seeing a picture of yourself after a Christmas of excess and 2 months of mince pie eating/rating and realising you’re roughly two stone heavier than you thought you were. New year diet. I was a fat bastard before the pies though mind.
Reginald Rake = SCUM
December 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Reginald Rake = SCUM
