Awesommelier
@awesommelier.bsky.social
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Awesommelier
@awesommelier.bsky.social
· Nov 15
On the fringe of all your cliques I lurk, reading your posts.
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The first day of the Christmas Markets and Ashcroft supported by The Lathums at the Co-op. Has Manchester ever SEEN this level of Yonner?
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The first day of the Christmas Markets and Ashcroft supported by The Lathums at the Co-op. Has Manchester ever SEEN this level of Yonner?
I have a mid length black satin skirt with insane fringing. Ive just found it again after some years.
Anyone know how to style it.
Anyone know how to style it.
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I have a mid length black satin skirt with insane fringing. Ive just found it again after some years.
Anyone know how to style it.
Anyone know how to style it.
Anyone know trumps demolition team, they seem efficient
Let me redesign Euston I spend more time in it than my house
I am tired of doing London and back in a day and not even getting to go to roti king.
October 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Anyone know trumps demolition team, they seem efficient
'👍' thanks for sending me this spurious email which added precisely nothing to my working day.
I love being able to respond to emails in outlook with a funny little '👍' instead of an actual response.
September 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
'👍' thanks for sending me this spurious email which added precisely nothing to my working day.
I love being able to respond to emails in outlook with a funny little '👍' instead of an actual response.
September 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I love being able to respond to emails in outlook with a funny little '👍' instead of an actual response.
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I fucking hate sea buckthorn. Why is it on every menu at the moment that uses a serif font. Urgh.
December 28, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I fucking hate sea buckthorn. Why is it on every menu at the moment that uses a serif font. Urgh.
Londoners are pathetic
I don’t want to make a generalisation here, but 99% of the time if someone is telling you a part of London is “stabby” or “a shithole” they’re definitely white, well off, and just mean “I went there once and saw a black or brown person”.
August 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Londoners are pathetic
On my way into Manchester on what might be the most muggy day ever.
Urgh.
Urgh.
July 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
On my way into Manchester on what might be the most muggy day ever.
Urgh.
Urgh.
I just got the best deal on a pair of freaky little toga pulla shoes on vinted and I want them here NOW
July 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I just got the best deal on a pair of freaky little toga pulla shoes on vinted and I want them here NOW
Can someone please save us from this menu
Every menu at the moment:
Oysters (charged by the unit)
Smoked almonds
Dressed crab
Remoulade
Welsh rarebit
Brown butter hispi cabbage
Trout or skate wing with capers
House pie / pithivier
Chop (no veg)
Dexter rib of beef
Heritage tomato salad
Endive salad
Wrinkled potatos
Oysters (charged by the unit)
Smoked almonds
Dressed crab
Remoulade
Welsh rarebit
Brown butter hispi cabbage
Trout or skate wing with capers
House pie / pithivier
Chop (no veg)
Dexter rib of beef
Heritage tomato salad
Endive salad
Wrinkled potatos
June 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Can someone please save us from this menu
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Twin Peaks: Maddy Ferguson at the RR diner.
June 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Twin Peaks: Maddy Ferguson at the RR diner.
Guy washing my car told me I looked like galadriel from lord of the rings and because I'm not a fucking dweeb I assumed that meant I looked like a man.
Apparently this poor fella thinks I look like cate blanchett. Cursed with shite eyesight I see.
Apparently this poor fella thinks I look like cate blanchett. Cursed with shite eyesight I see.
June 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Guy washing my car told me I looked like galadriel from lord of the rings and because I'm not a fucking dweeb I assumed that meant I looked like a man.
Apparently this poor fella thinks I look like cate blanchett. Cursed with shite eyesight I see.
Apparently this poor fella thinks I look like cate blanchett. Cursed with shite eyesight I see.
It's my 40th birthday weekend! Im having a nice time before I actually turn 40 next week!
June 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
It's my 40th birthday weekend! Im having a nice time before I actually turn 40 next week!
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From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:
May 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:
I've never been on a cruise and also am not a disney person but think the kid would love both
Do I just book the disney cruise and rip off the mega band aid or will I just jump overboard.
Do I just book the disney cruise and rip off the mega band aid or will I just jump overboard.
May 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I've never been on a cruise and also am not a disney person but think the kid would love both
Do I just book the disney cruise and rip off the mega band aid or will I just jump overboard.
Do I just book the disney cruise and rip off the mega band aid or will I just jump overboard.
I really hope palace dont lose their nerve here
May 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I really hope palace dont lose their nerve here
Where is everyone buying clothes from these days?
Heellllpppp
Heellllpppp
May 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Where is everyone buying clothes from these days?
Heellllpppp
Heellllpppp
If you had a big birthday this year and your parents had decided to go on holiday instead of spending it would you, how would you feel?
Because I'm not fucking happy.
Because I'm not fucking happy.
May 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If you had a big birthday this year and your parents had decided to go on holiday instead of spending it would you, how would you feel?
Because I'm not fucking happy.
Because I'm not fucking happy.
I don't even know what I'm referring to here.
I've ordered a very swish 40th gift for myself and just need to be patient now 🙏
May 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I don't even know what I'm referring to here.
Croatia was a magical moment for us.
May 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Croatia was a magical moment for us.
Someone, please rescue us from katsu curry
May 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Someone, please rescue us from katsu curry
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Twin Peaks: An ornament on Josie Packard’s dresser.
April 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Twin Peaks: An ornament on Josie Packard’s dresser.
I opened LinkedIn and panicked as I saw my job and assumed it was being advertised when I just had OPENED MY OWN PROFILE.
This is why I need 4 days at home in bed after Prowein and also to delete linked in.
This is why I need 4 days at home in bed after Prowein and also to delete linked in.
March 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I opened LinkedIn and panicked as I saw my job and assumed it was being advertised when I just had OPENED MY OWN PROFILE.
This is why I need 4 days at home in bed after Prowein and also to delete linked in.
This is why I need 4 days at home in bed after Prowein and also to delete linked in.
Back in Duaseldord my friends
Who is at concept riesling 2nite
Who is at concept riesling 2nite
March 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Back in Duaseldord my friends
Who is at concept riesling 2nite
Who is at concept riesling 2nite