Adam in San Antonio
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Combat medic turned civil litigation attorney - politics, news, Liverpool FC, comics, movies
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Biden and Bush don’t know where they are, Kamala is irritated she had to be there, and Pence is wondering if anyone remembers who he is.
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Biden and Bush don’t know where they are, Kamala is irritated she had to be there, and Pence is wondering if anyone remembers who he is.
The fact that Mo Salah only has 2 AFCON player of the year awards is astounding, regardless of the fact that they didn’t give award for 2 COVID years.
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The fact that Mo Salah only has 2 AFCON player of the year awards is astounding, regardless of the fact that they didn’t give award for 2 COVID years.
Voir Dire in Starr County starts off in Spanish so the judge can figure out who really doesn’t speak English. America is amazing and amazing Americans don’t always speak English.
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Voir Dire in Starr County starts off in Spanish so the judge can figure out who really doesn’t speak English. America is amazing and amazing Americans don’t always speak English.
I had forgotten about Olbermann, and can’t wait to forget about him again.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I had forgotten about Olbermann, and can’t wait to forget about him again.
This is the only time Vance has sounded like a Marine.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is the only time Vance has sounded like a Marine.
Alternate Headline: “Trump admits to doing coke with the Mets in the 80’s”
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Alternate Headline: “Trump admits to doing coke with the Mets in the 80’s”
So what do you think Kissinger and Cheney are talking about in hell?
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
So what do you think Kissinger and Cheney are talking about in hell?
Ross Barkley sighting, and here I thought I was done with his punk ass
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ross Barkley sighting, and here I thought I was done with his punk ass
Gravyboat!
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November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Gravyboat!
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ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.
Make statues of this.
Make statues of this.
October 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.
Make statues of this.
Make statues of this.
I had a really weird dream where I was trapped in an SNL sketch with Ellen Cleghorn, she cried when I told her Phil Hartman had died. Bizarre.
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I had a really weird dream where I was trapped in an SNL sketch with Ellen Cleghorn, she cried when I told her Phil Hartman had died. Bizarre.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Remember that time that serious person read a post on a satire account and got their undies in a bunch cause they don’t know satire? Boy that was funny.
October 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Remember that time that serious person read a post on a satire account and got their undies in a bunch cause they don’t know satire? Boy that was funny.
I was disappointed to see no pigs were competing.
In rural California, the best sheepdogs compete to be North America's top dog
The top 150 sheepdogs in the U.S. and Canada gathered in rural Modoc County, California, this month for the national sheepdog finals.
www.ijpr.org
October 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I was disappointed to see no pigs were competing.
At an appointment for one of my kids and another parent shows up with their two sons “Donnie and Elon” and I think I am ready to move.
October 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
At an appointment for one of my kids and another parent shows up with their two sons “Donnie and Elon” and I think I am ready to move.
Got an email bright and early letting me know I passed the Texas Bar. Wishing similarly wonderful emails to all my fellow examinees.
October 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Got an email bright and early letting me know I passed the Texas Bar. Wishing similarly wonderful emails to all my fellow examinees.
Ketchup? Catsup? Are you here to solve my ketchup dilemma?
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ketchup? Catsup? Are you here to solve my ketchup dilemma?
Combine this with the Saudi’s buying EA and ruining my sports games…it’s a bummer but you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do.
the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded
October 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Combine this with the Saudi’s buying EA and ruining my sports games…it’s a bummer but you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do.
Since nobody asked - a quart bottle of peroxide, half a box of baking soda, and two big squirts of dawn will get it out of a dogs fur.
Twice in 5 days my dog gets skunked. Not an ideal way to start my morning.
Nothing like waking up, walking outside with the dog, and watching him run straight into the smelly ass of a skunk. Happy Friday.
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Since nobody asked - a quart bottle of peroxide, half a box of baking soda, and two big squirts of dawn will get it out of a dogs fur.
Twice in 5 days my dog gets skunked. Not an ideal way to start my morning.
Nothing like waking up, walking outside with the dog, and watching him run straight into the smelly ass of a skunk. Happy Friday.
October 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Twice in 5 days my dog gets skunked. Not an ideal way to start my morning.
Nothing like waking up, walking outside with the dog, and watching him run straight into the smelly ass of a skunk. Happy Friday.
September 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Nothing like waking up, walking outside with the dog, and watching him run straight into the smelly ass of a skunk. Happy Friday.
Watching “Werewolf by Night” again cause it’s spooky season, and I have to say - Marvel needs to make another episode, or a Dr Voodoo mini, literally anything like this would be phenomenal.
September 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Watching “Werewolf by Night” again cause it’s spooky season, and I have to say - Marvel needs to make another episode, or a Dr Voodoo mini, literally anything like this would be phenomenal.
In honor of Robert Redford’s passing, we should make all the corporate journos watch “All the Presidents Men” and take copious notes.
September 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
In honor of Robert Redford’s passing, we should make all the corporate journos watch “All the Presidents Men” and take copious notes.
I’d be OK with lowering flags for this legend. RIP
a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a brown coat
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September 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I’d be OK with lowering flags for this legend. RIP
