Avery Springer
@avspringading.bsky.social
Retirement Party is my band :) ~ I also like sports and am in law school (derogatory)
I was boarding a plane to Orlando and there was a family behind me with a few young kids. One of them dropped their sippy cup and I knelt down to pick it up and a massive hand appeared along with a voice saying “it’s okay I’ve got it, thank you”. None other than Giannis Antetokounmpo.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I was boarding a plane to Orlando and there was a family behind me with a few young kids. One of them dropped their sippy cup and I knelt down to pick it up and a massive hand appeared along with a voice saying “it’s okay I’ve got it, thank you”. None other than Giannis Antetokounmpo.
Special shout-out to the “Narration Voice” vocal preset in Logic
June 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Special shout-out to the “Narration Voice” vocal preset in Logic
I wish I could express my feelings about finishing finals in 5 days in any way more accurate than
“this summer is gonna be a movie fr”
“this summer is gonna be a movie fr”
May 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I wish I could express my feelings about finishing finals in 5 days in any way more accurate than
“this summer is gonna be a movie fr”
“this summer is gonna be a movie fr”
A week ago I barely knew what civil procedure was. Now, I have become civil procedure.
May 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A week ago I barely knew what civil procedure was. Now, I have become civil procedure.
The Pope doored me on Milwaukee Ave
May 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The Pope doored me on Milwaukee Ave
I’m like the anti-Clarence Thomas the way I only use the 14th Amendment to analyze any con law question 💁♀️
May 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’m like the anti-Clarence Thomas the way I only use the 14th Amendment to analyze any con law question 💁♀️
Wearing a mask to class to not spread my illness but also to hide how disgustingly chapped my nose is
April 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Wearing a mask to class to not spread my illness but also to hide how disgustingly chapped my nose is
I received a 1099 from *redacted promoter* literally today and I’m so mad bc I always wait to file until the last min in case something shows up late, but because I filed TWO DAYS BEFORE THE DEADLINE now I have to amend.
If you send your forms this late you should have to pay my taxes on it.
If you send your forms this late you should have to pay my taxes on it.
April 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I received a 1099 from *redacted promoter* literally today and I’m so mad bc I always wait to file until the last min in case something shows up late, but because I filed TWO DAYS BEFORE THE DEADLINE now I have to amend.
If you send your forms this late you should have to pay my taxes on it.
If you send your forms this late you should have to pay my taxes on it.
Smart phone make me dumb
Whiskey make me numb
Women make me…
mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmm
Whiskey make me numb
Women make me…
mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmm
April 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Smart phone make me dumb
Whiskey make me numb
Women make me…
mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmm
Whiskey make me numb
Women make me…
mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmm
Okay I’ll admit it! I love music!
April 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Okay I’ll admit it! I love music!
When you see this you know you’re about to read the most insufferable judicial opinion
April 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
When you see this you know you’re about to read the most insufferable judicial opinion
They paved paradise and put up a Small Cheval
April 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
They paved paradise and put up a Small Cheval
Who wants to make one of my songs go viral so I can afford to get the new Mario kart (and switch ig)
April 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Who wants to make one of my songs go viral so I can afford to get the new Mario kart (and switch ig)
I am embarrassingly obsessed with this song that the kid from the Finding Nemo Jr meme just put out. JB vibes. Yes I know all the words. Yes it also sent me into a Justin Bieber phase. Purpose and Justice are great albums. youtu.be/YBbwrm5xP9w?...
Dom Innarella “Bout Me” On The Radar Live Performance
YouTube video by On The Radar Radio
youtu.be
March 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I am embarrassingly obsessed with this song that the kid from the Finding Nemo Jr meme just put out. JB vibes. Yes I know all the words. Yes it also sent me into a Justin Bieber phase. Purpose and Justice are great albums. youtu.be/YBbwrm5xP9w?...
Watching my 3 year old cousin and only thing he wants to watch is videos of people playing a tractor simulator
March 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Watching my 3 year old cousin and only thing he wants to watch is videos of people playing a tractor simulator
Sometimes u just gotta reach your boiling point and crash out for your body and mind to reset to being chill
March 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sometimes u just gotta reach your boiling point and crash out for your body and mind to reset to being chill
me tomorrow at my friend's wedding when anyone asks me how school is going
a young boy in a blue shirt is talking into a microphone while a woman looks on .
Alt: a young boy in a blue shirt is talking into a microphone while a woman looks on . he starts off laughing then starts crying.
media.tenor.com
March 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
me tomorrow at my friend's wedding when anyone asks me how school is going
s2g this is the shit that made me quit softball/sports in high school lmao
March 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
s2g this is the shit that made me quit softball/sports in high school lmao
didn't realize daylight savings was happening THIS WEEKEND I am full of a level of joy I did not believe imaginable.
March 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
didn't realize daylight savings was happening THIS WEEKEND I am full of a level of joy I did not believe imaginable.
Listening to “Jazz In The Background” playlist for studying today and Moon River came on and I am finally realizing it is one of the best songs ever.
March 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Listening to “Jazz In The Background” playlist for studying today and Moon River came on and I am finally realizing it is one of the best songs ever.
Wind gusts are 44 mph but it’s February and in the 50s and choosing not to bike commute today goes against my ethos
February 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Wind gusts are 44 mph but it’s February and in the 50s and choosing not to bike commute today goes against my ethos
Retirement Party is going to the UK for the first time this summer with Carly Cosgrove!!!
February 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Retirement Party is going to the UK for the first time this summer with Carly Cosgrove!!!
Midwest “false spring” is such a beautiful thing.
I love Minnesota because it was 50 today and I think every child in the neighborhood dug out a bike or a scooter for the hour between school and dinner, and every parent of younger children dug out their stroller, and I think I saw every dog in the neighborhood on a longer-than-usual walk
February 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Midwest “false spring” is such a beautiful thing.
Reading any Supreme Court decision is funny because it doesn’t matter if the conservative opinion is the majority or dissent, Thomas always has his 4 sentence opinion that the conservative’s position is not conservative enough
February 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Reading any Supreme Court decision is funny because it doesn’t matter if the conservative opinion is the majority or dissent, Thomas always has his 4 sentence opinion that the conservative’s position is not conservative enough
Throwing my hat in the ring for some appointed position to shake things up. Anyone need a Supreme Court Justice? A Pope? I’m here and ready to wreak havoc and fix some shit.
February 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Throwing my hat in the ring for some appointed position to shake things up. Anyone need a Supreme Court Justice? A Pope? I’m here and ready to wreak havoc and fix some shit.