A Seitanic Slut: the Patron Saint of Sexual Causes
@avocadotiddies.bsky.social
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Ok so my pussy saved a marriage like wow I’m gonna be canonized someday
Don’t make me go back to the woods! Let me stay in the city forever 😭
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Don’t make me go back to the woods! Let me stay in the city forever 😭
Hating on my in-laws bc they are so fucking fake and mean af :)
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hating on my in-laws bc they are so fucking fake and mean af :)
Man had to move halfway across the country to get over my pussy like ugh I cannot keep being this amazing
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Man had to move halfway across the country to get over my pussy like ugh I cannot keep being this amazing
My entire neighborhood fell in love with me last night
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My entire neighborhood fell in love with me last night
Don’t invite me to your wedding unless you wanna be upstaged
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Don’t invite me to your wedding unless you wanna be upstaged
Someone explain to me why bald Italian men love me so much?????
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Someone explain to me why bald Italian men love me so much?????
Ein Soft Butch bist ist so ein Segen 😎
October 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Ein Soft Butch bist ist so ein Segen 😎
I hate living in a rural community cause it’s not even just a southern thing but for real why is everyone so weird about me being plant-based
October 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I hate living in a rural community cause it’s not even just a southern thing but for real why is everyone so weird about me being plant-based
Update on the priest: I can’t actually bring myself to do it
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Update on the priest: I can’t actually bring myself to do it
I am going to fuck that priest like idgaf
October 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I am going to fuck that priest like idgaf
I just booked Botox for myself ❤️❤️
October 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I just booked Botox for myself ❤️❤️
That man demolished my insides like I seriously need to go lie down
October 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
That man demolished my insides like I seriously need to go lie down
I have been getting so much dick this week like I have got to settle down
October 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I have been getting so much dick this week like I have got to settle down
Fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 🥲
September 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 🥲
This is too crazy
September 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
This is too crazy
The baby named after me is real and it’s alive and I hate it
September 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The baby named after me is real and it’s alive and I hate it
Do I fuck my friends tomorrow or just have a quiet night at home?????
September 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Do I fuck my friends tomorrow or just have a quiet night at home?????
Decorated the house for Halloween 🎃
September 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Decorated the house for Halloween 🎃
I want to die bc every single evil person I know (I’m from Miami so I know a lot) has moved to Tampa
September 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I want to die bc every single evil person I know (I’m from Miami so I know a lot) has moved to Tampa
Wow this is incredibly relatable 😬
September 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Wow this is incredibly relatable 😬
The dog ate my curtains :(
September 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The dog ate my curtains :(
Thinking about the way that one band sings tarot cards in that one song again
August 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Thinking about the way that one band sings tarot cards in that one song again
I gave the puppy a bath and now my lil old dog is hiding from me because she knows it’s her turn
August 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I gave the puppy a bath and now my lil old dog is hiding from me because she knows it’s her turn
I wish I was crafty :(
August 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I wish I was crafty :(
Been attacked by THREE different massive bugs in the past three days. I hate living in the country like take me back to the city pleaseeeeee
August 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Been attacked by THREE different massive bugs in the past three days. I hate living in the country like take me back to the city pleaseeeeee