A Seitanic Slut: the Patron Saint of Sexual Causes
@avocadotiddies.bsky.social
Locally hated
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Don’t invite me to your wedding unless you wanna be upstaged
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Don’t invite me to your wedding unless you wanna be upstaged
Ein Soft Butch bist ist so ein Segen 😎
October 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Ein Soft Butch bist ist so ein Segen 😎
Fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 🥲
September 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 🥲
This is too crazy
September 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
This is too crazy
Wow this is incredibly relatable 😬
September 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Wow this is incredibly relatable 😬
There’s two things you can always count on me for during a vacation:
1. A German amount of walking regardless of whether the city is walkable or not
2. I will always find the oldest cemetery to haunt
1. A German amount of walking regardless of whether the city is walkable or not
2. I will always find the oldest cemetery to haunt
August 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There’s two things you can always count on me for during a vacation:
1. A German amount of walking regardless of whether the city is walkable or not
2. I will always find the oldest cemetery to haunt
1. A German amount of walking regardless of whether the city is walkable or not
2. I will always find the oldest cemetery to haunt
Let’s all appreciate how perfect my husband is 💖
June 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Let’s all appreciate how perfect my husband is 💖
we look so good together ❤️🔥
June 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
we look so good together ❤️🔥
June 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I made the bread !! I made the butter !!
June 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I made the bread !! I made the butter !!
My new hyperfixation food is the garden dog at Portillo’s 💖
June 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My new hyperfixation food is the garden dog at Portillo’s 💖
Just a frog chilling on the old biscuit tin I keep my weed in
June 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just a frog chilling on the old biscuit tin I keep my weed in
I need more tattoos
June 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I need more tattoos
The sexiest person on this boat
May 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The sexiest person on this boat
Making lattes at home has been so dangerous for me like this is my 3rd one and it’s not even 1 yet
May 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Making lattes at home has been so dangerous for me like this is my 3rd one and it’s not even 1 yet
in a haunted house looking for ghosts to fuck 👀
May 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
in a haunted house looking for ghosts to fuck 👀
She’s gorgeous
May 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
She’s gorgeous
big a s s
May 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
big a s s
I love looking up at her
May 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I love looking up at her
May 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
a lil Caribbean adventure 🥭
May 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
a lil Caribbean adventure 🥭
My wee garden 🥹
April 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
My wee garden 🥹
I looked so good on vacation 🦩🤍
April 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I looked so good on vacation 🦩🤍
hardcore dancing to those 00s beats
April 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
hardcore dancing to those 00s beats
Gonna have my ashes illegally scattered here
April 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Gonna have my ashes illegally scattered here