aus
@averyprettythem.bsky.social
they/them ´･ᴗ･` ❣️ dumb as rocks “enlightened genius” FREE PALESTINE my posts do not represent myself
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asking me to pull forward to lane 1 for just a patty melt meal… pussy…
July 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
asking me to pull forward to lane 1 for just a patty melt meal… pussy…
being hot and sexy is actually a curse like i wouldnt wish this on anyone
June 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
being hot and sexy is actually a curse like i wouldnt wish this on anyone
dude trying to cruise me while bartending and i just crop dusted him and about to kick him out lmfao
June 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
dude trying to cruise me while bartending and i just crop dusted him and about to kick him out lmfao
why did nobody tell me they found out how eels reproduce???
June 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
why did nobody tell me they found out how eels reproduce???
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How bout tech bros invent something that can actually help people like a robot that physically removes you from bed in the morning when you just can’t even
June 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
How bout tech bros invent something that can actually help people like a robot that physically removes you from bed in the morning when you just can’t even
as someone that would die for plastic hearts this is her big one.. like wdym ohhh im gonna be insufferable
May 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
as someone that would die for plastic hearts this is her big one.. like wdym ohhh im gonna be insufferable
oh my god one month til i see beyonce in houston
May 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
oh my god one month til i see beyonce in houston
miley album tn queen?
May 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
miley album tn queen?
why did i meet the gay man that fired trixie matel from the mac counter tn
May 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
why did i meet the gay man that fired trixie matel from the mac counter tn
the twink that walked up to us promoting addison rae’s album then gave us a bump of c*ke once we said we would stream it.. highland is not a real place to me
May 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
the twink that walked up to us promoting addison rae’s album then gave us a bump of c*ke once we said we would stream it.. highland is not a real place to me
wait texas is trying to ban vibrators too?? girl why the fuck am i here still
May 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
wait texas is trying to ban vibrators too?? girl why the fuck am i here still
that whataburger line just ruined me like… omfg
May 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
that whataburger line just ruined me like… omfg
whataburger needs to start taking some gas money out of the the bill if they are gonna be taking this fucking long
May 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
whataburger needs to start taking some gas money out of the the bill if they are gonna be taking this fucking long
this nap im about to take is going to either kill me or resurrect me like jesus christ
May 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
this nap im about to take is going to either kill me or resurrect me like jesus christ
i feel like i havent been off work in like 2 weeks what do i do with my timeee wtf
May 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i feel like i havent been off work in like 2 weeks what do i do with my timeee wtf
i feel dead who let me work that much in 2 days again
May 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
i feel dead who let me work that much in 2 days again
the fact that my labubu is a colby is crazy
May 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
the fact that my labubu is a colby is crazy
never wanted to tweet so bad in my life
May 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
never wanted to tweet so bad in my life
also to the man who stared at me the whole shift post show then was outside still while leaving congrats u have creeped me out a bit
May 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
also to the man who stared at me the whole shift post show then was outside still while leaving congrats u have creeped me out a bit
the new pinkpantheress is so fuCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD omfg
May 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
the new pinkpantheress is so fuCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD omfg
no why would i smoke before going to heb on mothers day im just sitting in my car not wanting to go in
May 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
no why would i smoke before going to heb on mothers day im just sitting in my car not wanting to go in
man i had over ln cuddled my snorlax plushie and not me ive never wanted to die more like what the hell
May 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
man i had over ln cuddled my snorlax plushie and not me ive never wanted to die more like what the hell
me wondering why i was called a prostitute by an 80 year old white man last night like bitch u have been around for so long and u havent seen a twink goto a rave? get a grip
May 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
me wondering why i was called a prostitute by an 80 year old white man last night like bitch u have been around for so long and u havent seen a twink goto a rave? get a grip