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Averi 🐍
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Haha balls
The train is late by which I can conclude that America is not, yet, fascist.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m like an anti-beard, dating me makes u look gay
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The fallen leaves tell a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
a woman in a witch costume is standing in a room
ALT: a woman in a witch costume is standing in a room
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Slaanesh has a crab theme because due to Carcinization in 40k years crabs are sexiest according to survey
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
God it just struck me that soon nobody will remember that brief time late 90s / 2000s where you perpetually had Too Many Remotes
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Progression fantasy:

Lonely nerd from our reality is transported to a world where in order to gain levels (Patreon money) they need to gain experience writing and learn the dao of Craft
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m begging u I just wanna know what I’m gonna smell like
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Me: as attractive male archetypes go he’s more the kind of guy I’d put the cat ears on than who’d be putting cat ears on me.

Wife: the term for this is “brainrot”
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The captain: magnify. Enhance. Enhance.

Me, about to be fired: yassify.
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
When drafting up a sketch you need to be sure that even in the initial skeleton the essential elements are present
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I gotta say if you end up disabled I can make you a REALLY pretty wheelchair
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Reposted by Averi 🐍
tried to say "your right to swing your fist ends where my face begins" and accidentally said "your rights end where my fist begins" instead which sends a completely different message
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am teLLING YOU A STORY OK

UNGRATEFUL
November 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
What is this thing you call Subtext?
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Biblically accurate penis
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My boss downloads an app to translate real time speech in another language. He asked me to say something in Chinese.

Me: hello, how are you?
App: thunder monkey, king of thunder
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Using this as a means to share memes with @trollmore.bsky.social bc they ain’t giving me Attention
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Concern.
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reposted by Averi 🐍
why do all the antiwokes who move to texas to escape the woke mind virus move to fucking austin
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“Thats horrible! I mean she shouldn’t be in that situation to begin with. This is what virtue exists to prevent. But still.”

@trollmore.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My partner said “you’re doing tumblr engagement on Bsky, if you posted this on tumblr you’d get more reactions” and never in my life have I been destroyed so thoroughly.
October 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM