World's Goofiest Goober
@avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social
Roleplayer, gamer, cringefail.
Writers account for #AvalynTheAccursed where I ramble and talk about nonsense. Sometimes venting.
24 y/o, she/her pronouns.
Professionally autistic.
(Will talk about NSFW topics)
Writers account for #AvalynTheAccursed where I ramble and talk about nonsense. Sometimes venting.
24 y/o, she/her pronouns.
Professionally autistic.
(Will talk about NSFW topics)
Punk Zombie: *Exists*
Magnet Shroom:
Magnet Shroom:
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Punk Zombie: *Exists*
Magnet Shroom:
Magnet Shroom:
' cats make great pets '
that cat is not my pet
no, that is my DAUGHTER. that is my CHILD. i am that cat's MOTHER.
that cat is not my pet
no, that is my DAUGHTER. that is my CHILD. i am that cat's MOTHER.
November 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
' cats make great pets '
that cat is not my pet
no, that is my DAUGHTER. that is my CHILD. i am that cat's MOTHER.
that cat is not my pet
no, that is my DAUGHTER. that is my CHILD. i am that cat's MOTHER.
I just realized I don't need to make a Halloween username for myself
I'm already 'The Accursed'.
I'm already 'The Accursed'.
October 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I just realized I don't need to make a Halloween username for myself
I'm already 'The Accursed'.
I'm already 'The Accursed'.
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Constellations are confusing a d thats why i beat them up in D&D
Maybe I'm dumb but am I crazy for thinking this looks absolutely nothing like a lion.
I do not understand constellations.
I do not understand constellations.
October 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Constellations are confusing a d thats why i beat them up in D&D
Maybe I'm dumb but am I crazy for thinking this looks absolutely nothing like a lion.
I do not understand constellations.
I do not understand constellations.
October 8, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Maybe I'm dumb but am I crazy for thinking this looks absolutely nothing like a lion.
I do not understand constellations.
I do not understand constellations.
There are zombies on the lawn!
October 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
There are zombies on the lawn!
the very first animal that we would consider a 'chicken' would have hatched out of an egg laid by something that wasn't entirely a chicken yet.
i think.
so like.. the egg came first, right?
the thoughts i have when i'm sleep deprived.
i think.
so like.. the egg came first, right?
the thoughts i have when i'm sleep deprived.
October 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the very first animal that we would consider a 'chicken' would have hatched out of an egg laid by something that wasn't entirely a chicken yet.
i think.
so like.. the egg came first, right?
the thoughts i have when i'm sleep deprived.
i think.
so like.. the egg came first, right?
the thoughts i have when i'm sleep deprived.
how do you make a rube goldberg successfully, and record it.
like... every time you trigger and complete it, you have to reset it because now everything is out of place. and when you reset it, it could fail the next time.
so even if it's successful once, it could easily fail the next time->
like... every time you trigger and complete it, you have to reset it because now everything is out of place. and when you reset it, it could fail the next time.
so even if it's successful once, it could easily fail the next time->
September 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
how do you make a rube goldberg successfully, and record it.
like... every time you trigger and complete it, you have to reset it because now everything is out of place. and when you reset it, it could fail the next time.
so even if it's successful once, it could easily fail the next time->
like... every time you trigger and complete it, you have to reset it because now everything is out of place. and when you reset it, it could fail the next time.
so even if it's successful once, it could easily fail the next time->
- Says I'm not interested in something
- Several people like 'Oh but you're missing out'
- Said people are complete strangers who don't know me at all
Respectfully.. I said I am not interested.
- Several people like 'Oh but you're missing out'
- Said people are complete strangers who don't know me at all
Respectfully.. I said I am not interested.
September 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
- Says I'm not interested in something
- Several people like 'Oh but you're missing out'
- Said people are complete strangers who don't know me at all
Respectfully.. I said I am not interested.
- Several people like 'Oh but you're missing out'
- Said people are complete strangers who don't know me at all
Respectfully.. I said I am not interested.
the moths don't look up to the radiance because she's a god, they look up to her because she's a lamp.
she's the moth that rose up and became the thing that every moth seeks to obtain....
she's the moth that rose up and became the thing that every moth seeks to obtain....
September 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the moths don't look up to the radiance because she's a god, they look up to her because she's a lamp.
she's the moth that rose up and became the thing that every moth seeks to obtain....
she's the moth that rose up and became the thing that every moth seeks to obtain....
I've seen those videos of how people are with their pet boa constrictors
They're so precious.....
They aren't danger noodles they're noodle puppies....
They're so precious.....
They aren't danger noodles they're noodle puppies....
August 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I've seen those videos of how people are with their pet boa constrictors
They're so precious.....
They aren't danger noodles they're noodle puppies....
They're so precious.....
They aren't danger noodles they're noodle puppies....
Reposted by World's Goofiest Goober
Brother this isn't even low hanging fruit anymore
The fruit is ON the ground
The fruit is literally DONE decomposing
There is a sprout of a NEW TREE growing where the fruit once lay
Brother it has shed its identity AS a fruit in exchange for something greater
The fruit is ON the ground
The fruit is literally DONE decomposing
There is a sprout of a NEW TREE growing where the fruit once lay
Brother it has shed its identity AS a fruit in exchange for something greater
August 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Brother this isn't even low hanging fruit anymore
The fruit is ON the ground
The fruit is literally DONE decomposing
There is a sprout of a NEW TREE growing where the fruit once lay
Brother it has shed its identity AS a fruit in exchange for something greater
The fruit is ON the ground
The fruit is literally DONE decomposing
There is a sprout of a NEW TREE growing where the fruit once lay
Brother it has shed its identity AS a fruit in exchange for something greater
oh, right.
i have this account.
i have this account.
August 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
oh, right.
i have this account.
i have this account.
..... the shapeshifter's head looks like a peashooter.
i will never be able to unsee this..
i will never be able to unsee this..
August 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
..... the shapeshifter's head looks like a peashooter.
i will never be able to unsee this..
i will never be able to unsee this..
Reposted by World's Goofiest Goober
It's funny how we say "a bug hit my windshield" when we are the ones going 70mph. I'll bet the bug's family describes it differently.
August 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's funny how we say "a bug hit my windshield" when we are the ones going 70mph. I'll bet the bug's family describes it differently.
(vent)
sometimes i feel like if i disappeared literally nobody would care.
like no big announcement or anything, i just stop posting forever. i bet nobody would even notice that.
sometimes i feel like if i disappeared literally nobody would care.
like no big announcement or anything, i just stop posting forever. i bet nobody would even notice that.
July 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
(vent)
sometimes i feel like if i disappeared literally nobody would care.
like no big announcement or anything, i just stop posting forever. i bet nobody would even notice that.
sometimes i feel like if i disappeared literally nobody would care.
like no big announcement or anything, i just stop posting forever. i bet nobody would even notice that.
Personally if I was a small insect and my advantage over much larger predators was to stay out of sight and out of mind, my first thought would be to take advantage of that as opposed to flying directly in front of people's faces and annoying the ever-loving shit out of them.
But you do you, flies.
But you do you, flies.
July 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Personally if I was a small insect and my advantage over much larger predators was to stay out of sight and out of mind, my first thought would be to take advantage of that as opposed to flying directly in front of people's faces and annoying the ever-loving shit out of them.
But you do you, flies.
But you do you, flies.
Next time an ad interrupts a music video, I am boycotting that entire company out of pure spite.
July 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Next time an ad interrupts a music video, I am boycotting that entire company out of pure spite.
realistically the mantis guy in a bug's life would've been able to solo hopper, those things are built different.
July 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
realistically the mantis guy in a bug's life would've been able to solo hopper, those things are built different.
I actually very much enjoy not having people yell slurs at me for being LGBT.
I'm not sure what I gain out of that, hmm....
I'm not sure what I gain out of that, hmm....
Apparently it’s weird when you don’t want to spend your whole day arguing with randoms.
July 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I actually very much enjoy not having people yell slurs at me for being LGBT.
I'm not sure what I gain out of that, hmm....
I'm not sure what I gain out of that, hmm....
Why does every big 'Minecraft story' exclude the Ender Dragon
First Story Mode (flashbacks don't count 😡), then Dungeons, then the movie-
That's the final boss of the game and one of the most iconic monsters. Excluding her is dragon abuse and I will not stand for it.
First Story Mode (flashbacks don't count 😡), then Dungeons, then the movie-
That's the final boss of the game and one of the most iconic monsters. Excluding her is dragon abuse and I will not stand for it.
June 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Why does every big 'Minecraft story' exclude the Ender Dragon
First Story Mode (flashbacks don't count 😡), then Dungeons, then the movie-
That's the final boss of the game and one of the most iconic monsters. Excluding her is dragon abuse and I will not stand for it.
First Story Mode (flashbacks don't count 😡), then Dungeons, then the movie-
That's the final boss of the game and one of the most iconic monsters. Excluding her is dragon abuse and I will not stand for it.
Me seeing a game trailer
' Eh, it's alri- '
' FIGHT AGAINST BOSSES! '
' Sold! '
' Eh, it's alri- '
' FIGHT AGAINST BOSSES! '
' Sold! '
June 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Me seeing a game trailer
' Eh, it's alri- '
' FIGHT AGAINST BOSSES! '
' Sold! '
' Eh, it's alri- '
' FIGHT AGAINST BOSSES! '
' Sold! '
THIIIIS ISSS MUUUUUUUTIIIINNNYYYYYYY-
June 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
THIIIIS ISSS MUUUUUUUTIIIINNNYYYYYYY-
..... this is an original song, created for a roblox game.
and it hits harder than some of the shit i hear in triple a's.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAs...
and it hits harder than some of the shit i hear in triple a's.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAs...
The Ancients - Block Tales OST
YouTube video by UnknownNamedGuy
www.youtube.com
June 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
..... this is an original song, created for a roblox game.
and it hits harder than some of the shit i hear in triple a's.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAs...
and it hits harder than some of the shit i hear in triple a's.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAs...