Ava Val
@avacomedy.bsky.social
Comedian based in Toronto. 🏳️⚧️. Debut stand up special “So Brave” available on YouTube!
Either STOP STARING or GET A BETTER DISGUISE
August 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Either STOP STARING or GET A BETTER DISGUISE
Nobody commits like Ava (see comments for full length bit)
July 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Nobody commits like Ava (see comments for full length bit)
Didn’t realize I was performing for the Duchess of Napoleonita
June 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Didn’t realize I was performing for the Duchess of Napoleonita
My birthday happens to be the same day as the Pride parade in Toronto 🤘
My friends don't know this yet, but during the parade I'm going to nudge them and say "all *this* for me? Seems a little excessive" at LEAST 37 times
My friends don't know this yet, but during the parade I'm going to nudge them and say "all *this* for me? Seems a little excessive" at LEAST 37 times
June 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My birthday happens to be the same day as the Pride parade in Toronto 🤘
My friends don't know this yet, but during the parade I'm going to nudge them and say "all *this* for me? Seems a little excessive" at LEAST 37 times
My friends don't know this yet, but during the parade I'm going to nudge them and say "all *this* for me? Seems a little excessive" at LEAST 37 times
The agenda really isn’t working out for me…
June 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The agenda really isn’t working out for me…
I fucking suck at everything that isn’t standup and it’s killing my standup career lol
June 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I fucking suck at everything that isn’t standup and it’s killing my standup career lol
In this country WE STAND FOR THE FLAG 🫡🤘🏻
June 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In this country WE STAND FOR THE FLAG 🫡🤘🏻
Me:
“It’s back, you know”
Ghost of the last person to die of measles before the vaccine:
“You’re fucking kidding”
“It’s back, you know”
Ghost of the last person to die of measles before the vaccine:
“You’re fucking kidding”
May 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Me:
“It’s back, you know”
Ghost of the last person to die of measles before the vaccine:
“You’re fucking kidding”
“It’s back, you know”
Ghost of the last person to die of measles before the vaccine:
“You’re fucking kidding”
I really don’t understand the gripe against paper straws. Just drink faster, idiot
May 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I really don’t understand the gripe against paper straws. Just drink faster, idiot
I’ll call the pope anything he changes his name to except “Gulf of America”
May 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’ll call the pope anything he changes his name to except “Gulf of America”
I’ve heard that as a Canadian, if I attempt to cross the US border they can turn me away based on social media posts that are critical of the US. And I wish I could resist, but…
SHOES INDOORS?!
I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS. YOU ANIMALS
SHOES INDOORS?!
I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS. YOU ANIMALS
May 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’ve heard that as a Canadian, if I attempt to cross the US border they can turn me away based on social media posts that are critical of the US. And I wish I could resist, but…
SHOES INDOORS?!
I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS. YOU ANIMALS
SHOES INDOORS?!
I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS. YOU ANIMALS
TENNIS SKIRT WEATHER
GET INTO IT, JABRONIES
GET INTO IT, JABRONIES
May 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
TENNIS SKIRT WEATHER
GET INTO IT, JABRONIES
GET INTO IT, JABRONIES
Can’t imagine what I was wailing about here
May 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Can’t imagine what I was wailing about here
My sleep paralysis demon resembles a telemarketer who sits at a desk beside my bed and noisily makes calls all night
May 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My sleep paralysis demon resembles a telemarketer who sits at a desk beside my bed and noisily makes calls all night
I’d like baseball more if they wore short shorts and knee pads
May 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’d like baseball more if they wore short shorts and knee pads
Remember when Bill C-18 in Canada was supposed to “jail anyone who called someone by the wrong pronouns”?
How many of you gullible idiots are in jail years later because of it?
Bill C-18 is another easily forgotten relic of an ADHD reactionary culture war against trans ppl.
How many of you gullible idiots are in jail years later because of it?
Bill C-18 is another easily forgotten relic of an ADHD reactionary culture war against trans ppl.
May 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Remember when Bill C-18 in Canada was supposed to “jail anyone who called someone by the wrong pronouns”?
How many of you gullible idiots are in jail years later because of it?
Bill C-18 is another easily forgotten relic of an ADHD reactionary culture war against trans ppl.
How many of you gullible idiots are in jail years later because of it?
Bill C-18 is another easily forgotten relic of an ADHD reactionary culture war against trans ppl.
Conservative on Survivor after getting voted out on day 1 because no one likes him:
“IT’S RIGGED 😡😡😡”
“IT’S RIGGED 😡😡😡”
May 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Conservative on Survivor after getting voted out on day 1 because no one likes him:
“IT’S RIGGED 😡😡😡”
“IT’S RIGGED 😡😡😡”
I’d tell Pierre Poilievre to take a seat but it seems he’s lost his 🤣
April 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I’d tell Pierre Poilievre to take a seat but it seems he’s lost his 🤣
Every time I try to act sexy I hurt myself 😵 It doesn’t sound like much but I smashed my knee and my bones are made of glass
April 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Every time I try to act sexy I hurt myself 😵 It doesn’t sound like much but I smashed my knee and my bones are made of glass
Here it is, the butt of the joke
April 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Here it is, the butt of the joke
Reposted by Ava Val
Went and saw @avacomedy.bsky.social perform at Art Bar last night. Damn she was so funny. I had so many good laughs and I haven’t been laughing that hard for a long time. Instantly converted to a fan.
April 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Went and saw @avacomedy.bsky.social perform at Art Bar last night. Damn she was so funny. I had so many good laughs and I haven’t been laughing that hard for a long time. Instantly converted to a fan.
The guy who films Tate videos:
April 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The guy who films Tate videos:
My legs scare off hecklers.
I’ll friggin KICK YOU
I’ll friggin KICK YOU
April 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My legs scare off hecklers.
I’ll friggin KICK YOU
I’ll friggin KICK YOU
Got a private booth for us 😉
April 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Got a private booth for us 😉