Evie
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the story of how i married an april juggler, a bluesky thread
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
the story of how i married an april juggler, a bluesky thread
"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"
*Hitler rubs chin*
So mine less
[Grammar Nazi busts in]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up] Yes?
*Hitler rubs chin*
So mine less
[Grammar Nazi busts in]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up] Yes?
January 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"
*Hitler rubs chin*
So mine less
[Grammar Nazi busts in]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up] Yes?
*Hitler rubs chin*
So mine less
[Grammar Nazi busts in]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up] Yes?
whaaaatat so like cheeseburger comes from the burg of cheese??? 9tnlie or like what?
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
whaaaatat so like cheeseburger comes from the burg of cheese??? 9tnlie or like what?
I just wanted to say that ██████████████ and that ███████ without ANY shadow of a doubt ██████████████████████ and whoever says otherwise ██████████████
December 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I just wanted to say that ██████████████ and that ███████ without ANY shadow of a doubt ██████████████████████ and whoever says otherwise ██████████████
i dont believe in lowercase letters
December 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i dont believe in lowercase letters
HEYYYY WHO'S THE WISE GUY
my tooth: 🦷
my tooth: 🦷
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
HEYYYY WHO'S THE WISE GUY
my tooth: 🦷
my tooth: 🦷
@warframe.com fix your game PLEASE the servers are so bad rn im going to cry and add easier ways to get nitain i beg you ill do anything ☹️
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
@warframe.com fix your game PLEASE the servers are so bad rn im going to cry and add easier ways to get nitain i beg you ill do anything ☹️
imagine your card declines in rehab and they just blow cocaine in your face
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
imagine your card declines in rehab and they just blow cocaine in your face
Rather than deport all of the illegals, they should offer them a deal where if they hunt down 5 child predators, they can get their papers, and the program can be called Alien vs. Predator
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Rather than deport all of the illegals, they should offer them a deal where if they hunt down 5 child predators, they can get their papers, and the program can be called Alien vs. Predator
your skin does a spectacular job at containing your organs
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
your skin does a spectacular job at containing your organs
Reposted by Evie
Medicare for All would save $450B a year.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Medicare for All would save $450B a year.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
chicken liver is better than heroin
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
chicken liver is better than heroin
you know what, im just gonna go ahead and say it, i love bush. (like the pussy not the president)
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
you know what, im just gonna go ahead and say it, i love bush. (like the pussy not the president)
they stole my schmunguss
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
they stole my schmunguss
i need a pounding father to ride my dickleration of indepenis
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
i need a pounding father to ride my dickleration of indepenis
Idgaf if I get fired from my job, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: Charlie Kirk had it coming. My name is Xabi Alonso and I'm the head coach and manager of La Liga club Real Madrid
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Idgaf if I get fired from my job, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: Charlie Kirk had it coming. My name is Xabi Alonso and I'm the head coach and manager of La Liga club Real Madrid
The car: 👁️👄👁️uhh ahhhh help calls 911: 911 whats your emergency. a plane landed on the street help 911: it's okay😏
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The car: 👁️👄👁️uhh ahhhh help calls 911: 911 whats your emergency. a plane landed on the street help 911: it's okay😏
which god has the biggest cock im trying to pick a religion
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
which god has the biggest cock im trying to pick a religion
what if seahorses had eyebrows
October 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
what if seahorses had eyebrows
gia wgh i think lettuce
September 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
gia wgh i think lettuce
A lot of people who say that cocaine does NOT belong on pizza have obviously not tried narcotics with carbohydrates. This is a very effective pre-workout meal, and especially for children whose nasal cavities haven't matured enough to start snorting.
September 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A lot of people who say that cocaine does NOT belong on pizza have obviously not tried narcotics with carbohydrates. This is a very effective pre-workout meal, and especially for children whose nasal cavities haven't matured enough to start snorting.