Mara Alexander, CRTP ~ Autowise Solutions, Inc
autowisesolutions.bsky.social
Mara Alexander, CRTP ~ Autowise Solutions, Inc
@autowisesolutions.bsky.social
Sacramento, CA
CA Registered Tax Preparer
Vehicle Registration Service
Single mom to 2 human sons
(a 9 yo w/ special needs & one who's grown) and 5 Guinea Pigs
#TaxTwitter refugee (talking_biscuit)
#TaxBS! #TaxSky!
Safe space for all who speak love
That's the last time I'll ever buy cranberries from Trader Joe's...
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
It did...it also made me cry.
Please call this number. It’ll do your heart and mind some good. I promise.
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Canada to the United States: Please stop drunk-texting us at 2 a.m.

November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
And the word of the day is: De-CAFinating.

😆

#IRSMakeFunny
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
...trying to figure out why 'Charlie Brown' is trending...
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Really tired of Xfinity attempting to upsell at literally ever turn.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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The longest government shutdown in U.S. history is now over. The backlog of work, however, remains. As the IRS scrambles to get back to business as usual, expect delays. Here’s a look at processing times and what taxpayers and tax professionals should do.

www.forbes.com/sites/kellyp...
IRS Has Significant Backlogs Following The Shutdown: What's Moving And What's Still Stuck
The longest government shutdown in U.S. history is now over. The backlog of work, however, remains. As the IRS scrambles to get back to business as usual, expect delays.
www.forbes.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Interesting he posts ‘an example must be set’ right after hosting the Saudi Prince. He is so easily led. So gullible.
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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America: land of the free. Home of the expanding police state. And the “Don’t tread on me” crowd is suddenly silent.
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
There are some people who just plain have no business running a business.
a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting at a desk with a keyboard
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting at a desk with a keyboard
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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IRS online services are down this morning due to a Cloudflare problem. If you're trying to log in and getting an error, it appears to be a sitewide issue.
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Now that Congress has voted to release the Epstein Files, I assume we'll be getting something like this:

Dear Congress Jeffrey was a boy who may have done bad things, but he did not know Donald Trump. The pictures and emails are lies.

Signed,
Epstein's Mother
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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The only person whose standard of living has improved during this Trump term is Ghislaine Maxwell.
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why isn't there more media coverage that during the shutdown, TSA, Air Traffic Controllers (among many others) didn't get paid. SNAP recipients didn't get their benefits.

but ICE Agents still got paid.

@midastouchmedia.bsky.social
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social
@aoc.bsky.social
@altnps.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Looks like we’re going to war with Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I love red pandas!
In case of emergency, here is an hour of red pandas eating snacks
One Hour Of Red Pandas Eating Crunchy Snacks
YouTube video by Oregon Zoo
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias.

He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was ProPublica reporter @josh-kaplan.bsky.social.

(Published January)
A Mole Infiltrated the Highest Ranks of American Militias. This Is What He Found.
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends....
www.propublica.org
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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‘Give me your money now, wait right here and I promise I’ll come back with the drugs ASAP. I got you bro, trust me’
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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If you aren’t calling these people to scream at them not to fucking cave, what are you even doing?

Trump is fighting in court for people on SNAP to go hungry. Rs have EXPLICITLY stated they will NOT extend the ACA subsidies and the Ds are going to fucking cave & lose the only leverage they have?
Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542

Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224

King (ME) 202 224-5344

Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324

Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152

Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521

Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841

Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451

Masto (NV) 202 224-3542

Warner (VA) 202 224-2023
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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@schumer.senate.gov hold the line! Don’t fall for the “promise” of a vote.
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I can't believe some Dems are falling for the line from Republicans "It will be different this time."

I've been there.

It NEVER is.

NEVER.
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I'm a joke and you're the punchline
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM