Aunty Lush (she/her)
@auntylush.bsky.social
If you wanted to buy a Sam Cooke album, where would you go?
What do you think will happen first? Will Trump turn on Elon or vice versa?
January 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
What do you think will happen first? Will Trump turn on Elon or vice versa?
Trump and Elon have got the abyss backlogged
January 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Trump and Elon have got the abyss backlogged
A handy guide
January 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
A handy guide
I don’t know who changed it from “I’ll ask” to “I’ll ask the question” but I should very much like to punch them squarely in the face
January 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I don’t know who changed it from “I’ll ask” to “I’ll ask the question” but I should very much like to punch them squarely in the face
Your mum jokes in 2025:
Your mum thinks Trump’s a hero for saving TikTok even though his plan all along was to threaten it and then save it
Your mum thinks Trump’s a hero for saving TikTok even though his plan all along was to threaten it and then save it
January 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Your mum jokes in 2025:
Your mum thinks Trump’s a hero for saving TikTok even though his plan all along was to threaten it and then save it
Your mum thinks Trump’s a hero for saving TikTok even though his plan all along was to threaten it and then save it
Great Uncle Lush is watching snooker. THE SIDE EYE
January 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Great Uncle Lush is watching snooker. THE SIDE EYE
Gordita Chronicles summing up the world: a story in 2 parts
January 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Gordita Chronicles summing up the world: a story in 2 parts
What I need is a close friend who’s also a tarot nerd so I can text them a photo of my readings along with a 😉emoji and they’ll reply simply with 💯
January 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
What I need is a close friend who’s also a tarot nerd so I can text them a photo of my readings along with a 😉emoji and they’ll reply simply with 💯
Is anyone else exhausted in advance at the thought of the Daily Fail siding with Musk to get Starmer out? It feels their inevitable next step and I’m tired
January 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Is anyone else exhausted in advance at the thought of the Daily Fail siding with Musk to get Starmer out? It feels their inevitable next step and I’m tired
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Ahoy? Yeah, it’s Alexander. Alexander Graham Bell. No, I’m not “in your house.” It’s called a phone, dumbass. I just invented it. Hanging up now, call me back if you’re not a bitch oh wait you can’t yet lmao
January 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Ahoy? Yeah, it’s Alexander. Alexander Graham Bell. No, I’m not “in your house.” It’s called a phone, dumbass. I just invented it. Hanging up now, call me back if you’re not a bitch oh wait you can’t yet lmao
Wait hold up: Andrew Tate has *actually* named his party BRUV? I assumed it was satire
January 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Wait hold up: Andrew Tate has *actually* named his party BRUV? I assumed it was satire
Andrew Tate asking if he should save Britan has the same energy as the Get a Brain guy
January 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Andrew Tate asking if he should save Britan has the same energy as the Get a Brain guy
Someone, somewhere has yet to hear Purple Rain for the first time. I envy them.
January 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Someone, somewhere has yet to hear Purple Rain for the first time. I envy them.
Salbutamol shakes are a v uncool way to pass a Sunday evening eh
January 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Salbutamol shakes are a v uncool way to pass a Sunday evening eh
Someone just posted a picture of their fridge with the caption “weight loss vs cheese dilemma” and that’s how I’ll be referring to January from now on
January 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Someone just posted a picture of their fridge with the caption “weight loss vs cheese dilemma” and that’s how I’ll be referring to January from now on
Wait: Monday? Yes.
December 23, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Wait: Monday? Yes.
Just about to take the dog for a walk and I said to him “WAIT. Am I wearing trousers?”
Monday.
Monday.
December 23, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Just about to take the dog for a walk and I said to him “WAIT. Am I wearing trousers?”
Monday.
Monday.
Well this was a tale in 3 parts
December 16, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Well this was a tale in 3 parts
The tie at the waist of my joggers got knotted so I’m essentially trapped inside my own trousers. How’s your day going
December 14, 2024 at 12:43 PM
The tie at the waist of my joggers got knotted so I’m essentially trapped inside my own trousers. How’s your day going
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I got TikTok six hours ago to see what's going on over there and I am here to tell you that the kids are both profoundly not alright and, simultaneously, the most alright any living American generation has ever been
The revolution won't be televized but I think it might have a choreographed dance
The revolution won't be televized but I think it might have a choreographed dance
December 14, 2024 at 8:20 AM
I got TikTok six hours ago to see what's going on over there and I am here to tell you that the kids are both profoundly not alright and, simultaneously, the most alright any living American generation has ever been
The revolution won't be televized but I think it might have a choreographed dance
The revolution won't be televized but I think it might have a choreographed dance
We will never know what Solange did to Jay Z in that lift, but honestly, it wasn’t enough
December 9, 2024 at 11:13 AM
We will never know what Solange did to Jay Z in that lift, but honestly, it wasn’t enough
Someone told me that the most popular name in the UK is Mohammed; you could tell she expected my white face to agree with her anger. I told her that 8% of the world’s population is white, so white people don’t even have the numbers to call themselves a majority. Fun times
December 7, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Someone told me that the most popular name in the UK is Mohammed; you could tell she expected my white face to agree with her anger. I told her that 8% of the world’s population is white, so white people don’t even have the numbers to call themselves a majority. Fun times
I had a lot of plans for today. Sucks to be them I guess
December 7, 2024 at 11:14 AM
I had a lot of plans for today. Sucks to be them I guess
I’ve risen. The shining will happen after coffee.
December 3, 2024 at 9:31 AM
I’ve risen. The shining will happen after coffee.
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a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
November 28, 2024 at 3:39 AM
a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play