Mermaid irl
@auntieevil.bsky.social
I'm just a cryptid in a cynical world. Looking to spread some light and love, mostly by fighting fascism whenever and however I can #voteblue #ImWithHer 🚫DMs 🚫crypto 🚫illuminati I block at will
NO PORN!
NO PORN!
Just had a customer in a red hat tell me he shouldn't even pay for his purchase because #raptureday
I told him I think theft will get him kicked off the list and maybe he should just wait till tomorrow to go shopping. #iykyk lmao
I told him I think theft will get him kicked off the list and maybe he should just wait till tomorrow to go shopping. #iykyk lmao
September 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just had a customer in a red hat tell me he shouldn't even pay for his purchase because #raptureday
I told him I think theft will get him kicked off the list and maybe he should just wait till tomorrow to go shopping. #iykyk lmao
I told him I think theft will get him kicked off the list and maybe he should just wait till tomorrow to go shopping. #iykyk lmao
So now he wants to pull broadcast licenses from networks that hurt his wittle bitty fee fees. Did I hear that right?
September 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
So now he wants to pull broadcast licenses from networks that hurt his wittle bitty fee fees. Did I hear that right?
I am certainly not going to celebrate the murder of anyone (even a christofascist like him) because that is abhorrent. I'm also not going to grieve, because that's hypocritical.
September 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I am certainly not going to celebrate the murder of anyone (even a christofascist like him) because that is abhorrent. I'm also not going to grieve, because that's hypocritical.
I work with a 75 y/o veteran (let that sink in...) who told me today that social security is going up. I asked how his VA benefits are doing, and if he has health insurance. He said that he has to get insurance through work now, but that is Biden's fault.
The disconnect is insane!
The disconnect is insane!
September 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I work with a 75 y/o veteran (let that sink in...) who told me today that social security is going up. I asked how his VA benefits are doing, and if he has health insurance. He said that he has to get insurance through work now, but that is Biden's fault.
The disconnect is insane!
The disconnect is insane!
I went to the Dr on Friday. Discussed all my issues, and she said she's dxing me as "a rational, reasonable person reacting to irrational, unreasonable times". So I'm not crazy, just aware of the utter insanity we're living through. Not sure if that's good or bad news
August 31, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I went to the Dr on Friday. Discussed all my issues, and she said she's dxing me as "a rational, reasonable person reacting to irrational, unreasonable times". So I'm not crazy, just aware of the utter insanity we're living through. Not sure if that's good or bad news
The cruelty is the point. #8647
June 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The cruelty is the point. #8647
June 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Two Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, State Senator John Hoffman and State Representative Melissa Hortman, were shot in their own homes overnight.
June 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Two Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, State Senator John Hoffman and State Representative Melissa Hortman, were shot in their own homes overnight.
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I will always stand beside and support 🌈 ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍🌈
June 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I will always stand beside and support 🌈 ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍🌈
I work in a store with coupons for loyalty members. I scan it for everyone, except people in maga gear. #funthingstodoatwork
June 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I work in a store with coupons for loyalty members. I scan it for everyone, except people in maga gear. #funthingstodoatwork
I'm not offended by who you love. I am, however, deeply disgusted by who you hate.
#loveislove #fuckmaga #BringKilmarHome
#loveislove #fuckmaga #BringKilmarHome
April 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm not offended by who you love. I am, however, deeply disgusted by who you hate.
#loveislove #fuckmaga #BringKilmarHome
#loveislove #fuckmaga #BringKilmarHome
My landlady was diagnosed with stage IV lung cancer.
Now I have to find a new place to live.
Guess what trump and his muskrat have added to my list of terrors...
#dogekills #housingcrisis #fdt
Now I have to find a new place to live.
Guess what trump and his muskrat have added to my list of terrors...
#dogekills #housingcrisis #fdt
March 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My landlady was diagnosed with stage IV lung cancer.
Now I have to find a new place to live.
Guess what trump and his muskrat have added to my list of terrors...
#dogekills #housingcrisis #fdt
Now I have to find a new place to live.
Guess what trump and his muskrat have added to my list of terrors...
#dogekills #housingcrisis #fdt
<screams into the void>
. . .
So, how's everyone doing? Good? Good. Yeah, so, about that group text thing, can we maybe do something about those traitors now?
. . .
So, how's everyone doing? Good? Good. Yeah, so, about that group text thing, can we maybe do something about those traitors now?
March 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
<screams into the void>
. . .
So, how's everyone doing? Good? Good. Yeah, so, about that group text thing, can we maybe do something about those traitors now?
. . .
So, how's everyone doing? Good? Good. Yeah, so, about that group text thing, can we maybe do something about those traitors now?
Why don't they just pretend tulsi is still a dem and say what they really think?
"A traitor to their own cause is loyal to none"
"A traitor to their own cause is loyal to none"
March 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Why don't they just pretend tulsi is still a dem and say what they really think?
"A traitor to their own cause is loyal to none"
"A traitor to their own cause is loyal to none"
I work in a local store that is secretly buying chains, keeping the names, and monopolizing local markets. #knowwhereyoureshopping
February 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I work in a local store that is secretly buying chains, keeping the names, and monopolizing local markets. #knowwhereyoureshopping
Maybe it's just me, but I can't help but wonder just how much Kool-Aid some of these people drank. I hope it was a good flavor at least.
February 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I can't help but wonder just how much Kool-Aid some of these people drank. I hope it was a good flavor at least.
It seems to me that the "illegal aliens" we should be concerned with are the Chittari. Or those smelly ass squid lookin things from ID4. And, of course, fElon Musk-rat.
February 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It seems to me that the "illegal aliens" we should be concerned with are the Chittari. Or those smelly ass squid lookin things from ID4. And, of course, fElon Musk-rat.
My landlady/ roommate/ friend was diagnosed stage 4 lung cancer. I'm terrified on about 16 different levels all the time, and I'm blaming maga for 14 of those. #felon47 #fuckcancer
February 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My landlady/ roommate/ friend was diagnosed stage 4 lung cancer. I'm terrified on about 16 different levels all the time, and I'm blaming maga for 14 of those. #felon47 #fuckcancer
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To everyone who voted for the 🍊💩, I hope you're happy, cause the rest of us are pissed off and we will not stay silent. We will not submit. We will #resist and we will overcome
February 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
To everyone who voted for the 🍊💩, I hope you're happy, cause the rest of us are pissed off and we will not stay silent. We will not submit. We will #resist and we will overcome