Jort Malorny (aka Babs!)
@auleop.bsky.social
Just a creature here for all your creatchy needs :3
Expect mostly silly things and the occasional pp pic. 18+ only.
Expect mostly silly things and the occasional pp pic. 18+ only.
The desire to get into this apartment complexes street view glass hot tub and press my dick up against the glass is unreal
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The desire to get into this apartment complexes street view glass hot tub and press my dick up against the glass is unreal
When getting aroused by something you were not into, but a friend makes an interesting point about it.
"I stand erected"
"I stand erected"
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
When getting aroused by something you were not into, but a friend makes an interesting point about it.
"I stand erected"
"I stand erected"
Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an upper middle class white lady coming into our shop and mispronouncing the names of the brands we carry.
October 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an upper middle class white lady coming into our shop and mispronouncing the names of the brands we carry.
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Real thing I witnessed right before my very eyes of @jackaloo.bsky.social feeding @auleop.bsky.social a bagel like a dog treat
October 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Real thing I witnessed right before my very eyes of @jackaloo.bsky.social feeding @auleop.bsky.social a bagel like a dog treat
When you make a dessert so good it makes you utter the sentence
"Boy, my goodness howdy."
"Boy, my goodness howdy."
September 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
When you make a dessert so good it makes you utter the sentence
"Boy, my goodness howdy."
"Boy, my goodness howdy."
Watching Severed EnCE
"Yes Daddy"
"Yes Daddy"
September 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Watching Severed EnCE
"Yes Daddy"
"Yes Daddy"
I bet Einstein felt a similar rush to what I just felt after bringing definition to his toes.
September 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I bet Einstein felt a similar rush to what I just felt after bringing definition to his toes.
How have I never had a cigarette and a dirty martini at the same time before?!
September 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
How have I never had a cigarette and a dirty martini at the same time before?!
These were incredibly fun to do, and they look so good up on that board!
I bestowed the gift of time & space to my camp for Burning Man this year
I extended the official BM art to include the map + made a custom magnet for each of us, to indicate where people went and leave notes on the board c:
I designed things, @auleop.bsky.social did the rest ! Give him business ^^
I extended the official BM art to include the map + made a custom magnet for each of us, to indicate where people went and leave notes on the board c:
I designed things, @auleop.bsky.social did the rest ! Give him business ^^
September 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
These were incredibly fun to do, and they look so good up on that board!
I just used a vape that has a gif of a sunflower playing a saxophone on it
I miss cigarettes
I miss cigarettes
August 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I just used a vape that has a gif of a sunflower playing a saxophone on it
I miss cigarettes
I miss cigarettes
who knew cum removed permanent marker from skin?
July 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
who knew cum removed permanent marker from skin?
*tummy groans like a boat about to snap in half*
Captain, there be ghosts in our steel
Captain, there be ghosts in our steel
June 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
*tummy groans like a boat about to snap in half*
Captain, there be ghosts in our steel
Captain, there be ghosts in our steel
All washed, polished, and ready to sell 🥲
If anyone wants an '06 Solstice btw, I know a guy :P
If anyone wants an '06 Solstice btw, I know a guy :P
June 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
All washed, polished, and ready to sell 🥲
If anyone wants an '06 Solstice btw, I know a guy :P
If anyone wants an '06 Solstice btw, I know a guy :P
It has come to my attention that one, if they do desired, could fill a Waterpik with pee.
A Pisspik, if you will.
Oral hygiene just got way more fun.
A Pisspik, if you will.
Oral hygiene just got way more fun.
June 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It has come to my attention that one, if they do desired, could fill a Waterpik with pee.
A Pisspik, if you will.
Oral hygiene just got way more fun.
A Pisspik, if you will.
Oral hygiene just got way more fun.
Reposted by Jort Malorny (aka Babs!)
Mothers are the original 3D Printers.
June 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Mothers are the original 3D Printers.
The song Strike It Up always makes me think of the blue lizard dance from Tobal No. 2 so I had to put them together
June 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Also I have a radial arm saw now :3
June 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Also I have a radial arm saw now :3
Learning so much, very excited to see tests coming out so well!
June 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Learning so much, very excited to see tests coming out so well!
I have never felt so wronged in my life xD
May 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I have never felt so wronged in my life xD
"Maybe survival isn't always the most important thing. Maybe this can matter too." 😭
If you've not listened to Unlicensed, I highly recommend it is such a fantastic story omggggg.
If you've not listened to Unlicensed, I highly recommend it is such a fantastic story omggggg.
May 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"Maybe survival isn't always the most important thing. Maybe this can matter too." 😭
If you've not listened to Unlicensed, I highly recommend it is such a fantastic story omggggg.
If you've not listened to Unlicensed, I highly recommend it is such a fantastic story omggggg.
Been (slowly) learning Lightburn and playing around with the laser, very excited to have some interesting offerings here in the coming months.
Huge thanks to @jackaloo.bsky.social both for the test art and for the support on this endeavor!
Huge thanks to @jackaloo.bsky.social both for the test art and for the support on this endeavor!
May 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Been (slowly) learning Lightburn and playing around with the laser, very excited to have some interesting offerings here in the coming months.
Huge thanks to @jackaloo.bsky.social both for the test art and for the support on this endeavor!
Huge thanks to @jackaloo.bsky.social both for the test art and for the support on this endeavor!
Reposted by Jort Malorny (aka Babs!)
What are you waiting for, start collecting the bears @auleop.bsky.social
May 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
What are you waiting for, start collecting the bears @auleop.bsky.social