August Crowe
@augustcrowe.bsky.social
i learned to cross my eyes when I was ten
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bought a smart clock a few years ago and stopped using it because it did a software update in the middle of the night and my alarm didn’t go off. had this AA battery clock that cost $10 ever since and it’s never let me down
February 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
bought a smart clock a few years ago and stopped using it because it did a software update in the middle of the night and my alarm didn’t go off. had this AA battery clock that cost $10 ever since and it’s never let me down
I don’t understand more than half the YT shorts on the ESPN account
February 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I don’t understand more than half the YT shorts on the ESPN account
bought a usage dictionary for toilet time
January 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
bought a usage dictionary for toilet time
feels good to be in school again. definitely have to get used to regular study/homework, but generally stoked
January 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
feels good to be in school again. definitely have to get used to regular study/homework, but generally stoked
why isn’t regal playing the previews at the movie time? 10 minutes in and it’s still soda commercials
January 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
why isn’t regal playing the previews at the movie time? 10 minutes in and it’s still soda commercials
dang I started scrolling too early today
January 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
dang I started scrolling too early today
vanilla is such a great term for an un-modded game
a close up of a person 's face with the letters gg on it .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with the letters gg on it .
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
vanilla is such a great term for an un-modded game
I love outer space
January 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I love outer space
after watching a lot of tv I’m noticing that first seasons tend to follow a full 3 act structure. then season 2 tends to end at the midpoint all is lost moment, and then season 3 resolves things. ends up being a bit sad as a viewer when a show is cancelled after season 2 without tying up threads
January 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
after watching a lot of tv I’m noticing that first seasons tend to follow a full 3 act structure. then season 2 tends to end at the midpoint all is lost moment, and then season 3 resolves things. ends up being a bit sad as a viewer when a show is cancelled after season 2 without tying up threads
hard to see anything discussed about the fires. there’s this feeling in me of resentment when it comes to posts about anything other than containment and aid. everything else feels insulting. just witnessing my own emotional responses to this whole thing as someone who’s evacuated.
January 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
hard to see anything discussed about the fires. there’s this feeling in me of resentment when it comes to posts about anything other than containment and aid. everything else feels insulting. just witnessing my own emotional responses to this whole thing as someone who’s evacuated.
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"Scientists determined birds are distant relatives of dinosaurs after uncovering the fossils of several tyrannosaurs shitting on windshields of Honda Civics."
Everything We Currently Know About Birds
Birds. Most people just know them as those loud things that are always flapping around the sky like jackasses, but there’s actually much more to th...
buff.ly
January 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"Scientists determined birds are distant relatives of dinosaurs after uncovering the fossils of several tyrannosaurs shitting on windshields of Honda Civics."
ended up evacuating because of the fire in the valley. hope everyone does what they need to do to stay safe out there
January 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
ended up evacuating because of the fire in the valley. hope everyone does what they need to do to stay safe out there
are there pharmaceuticals that help with incessant irony?
January 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
are there pharmaceuticals that help with incessant irony?
the insta algorithm has figured out I love lamps
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them is saying i love lamp
ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them is saying i love lamp
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
the insta algorithm has figured out I love lamps
my mouse is dead and it must recharge, alas
a blue puppet mouse is sitting on a checkered table cloth .
ALT: a blue puppet mouse is sitting on a checkered table cloth .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
my mouse is dead and it must recharge, alas
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he’s just saur now
January 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
he’s just saur now
one of my favorite things about watching so much twitch is being called “chat” as part of a collective of 👀
January 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
one of my favorite things about watching so much twitch is being called “chat” as part of a collective of 👀
about to start school next week after many years. even just seeing the admin emails is such a treat
January 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
about to start school next week after many years. even just seeing the admin emails is such a treat
had a dream last night that zombies were roaming the streets but I just had to go outside to get my Pokémon cards
January 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
had a dream last night that zombies were roaming the streets but I just had to go outside to get my Pokémon cards
getting a process going and trying some new stuff out on this story
January 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
getting a process going and trying some new stuff out on this story
I love getting emails about my annual subscriptions ending. I get totally empowered
January 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I love getting emails about my annual subscriptions ending. I get totally empowered
noticing that most of the actors I see under 30 smoking cigarettes in tv shows and movies have no idea how to convincingly hold one in their hand
January 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
noticing that most of the actors I see under 30 smoking cigarettes in tv shows and movies have no idea how to convincingly hold one in their hand
new year new me woooo
January 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
new year new me woooo