so-called sacrifice
@augurysplinter.bsky.social
i am the lawless, formless, thoughtless, flawless chaos of the sun.
( deltarune-ish oc. mdni )
( deltarune-ish oc. mdni )
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... this actually might be the only achievable resolution i've ever had. how many people could REALLY have a phd around here anyway?
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
... this actually might be the only achievable resolution i've ever had. how many people could REALLY have a phd around here anyway?
my new year's resolution is to piss off enough people with a phd that i die in a cool, violent sacrifice and get reincarnated into another world with people that can communicate more effectively
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
my new year's resolution is to piss off enough people with a phd that i die in a cool, violent sacrifice and get reincarnated into another world with people that can communicate more effectively
no the world's fucked. Y2K happens every 26 years. didn't you read the news?
January 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
no the world's fucked. Y2K happens every 26 years. didn't you read the news?
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MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: Please survive!
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: Please survive!
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...Have I seen you at a game before? Maybe up by the thirties?
"...Sorry. Must've been some other redhead."
Damn. Thought I'd finally gotten my second chance at getting that beauty's contacts.
"You practice that one a lot?"
Practiced it a little. How's it working?
"Keep practicing."
"...Sorry. Must've been some other redhead."
Damn. Thought I'd finally gotten my second chance at getting that beauty's contacts.
"You practice that one a lot?"
Practiced it a little. How's it working?
"Keep practicing."
December 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
...Have I seen you at a game before? Maybe up by the thirties?
"...Sorry. Must've been some other redhead."
Damn. Thought I'd finally gotten my second chance at getting that beauty's contacts.
"You practice that one a lot?"
Practiced it a little. How's it working?
"Keep practicing."
"...Sorry. Must've been some other redhead."
Damn. Thought I'd finally gotten my second chance at getting that beauty's contacts.
"You practice that one a lot?"
Practiced it a little. How's it working?
"Keep practicing."
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... surprisingly short-lived. you guys are getting much better at this.
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
... surprisingly short-lived. you guys are getting much better at this.
/ story inspired by my coworker's sister actually. met a crazy rich dude online, met once, moved to the fuckin boonies and last he knew she wasnt even like. earning money or whatever. was living on the mystery dude's dime and living in his mystery mansion. i assume she's ok but like Holy fuck dude
this happened to a friend of mine. pretty sure he moved out to the middle of nowhere. went no contact 'n everything too. pretty sure he got turned into a taxidermy or something.
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
/ story inspired by my coworker's sister actually. met a crazy rich dude online, met once, moved to the fuckin boonies and last he knew she wasnt even like. earning money or whatever. was living on the mystery dude's dime and living in his mystery mansion. i assume she's ok but like Holy fuck dude
ah, i thought i'd need to make a fertility idol or whatever to start making your heads start channeling this shit again. okay. you're just all like this.
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
ah, i thought i'd need to make a fertility idol or whatever to start making your heads start channeling this shit again. okay. you're just all like this.
anyone else hear that bell tolling? no? just me?
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hometown doesn't have, like, a pharmacy does it?
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hometown doesn't have, like, a pharmacy does it?
December 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
anyone else hear that bell tolling? no? just me?
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hometown doesn't have, like, a pharmacy does it?
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hometown doesn't have, like, a pharmacy does it?
looking up the shit some of you went through is kinda crazy what the hell do you mean "bosom of my hellish reign". buddy there's nothing hellish about someone's tits
December 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
looking up the shit some of you went through is kinda crazy what the hell do you mean "bosom of my hellish reign". buddy there's nothing hellish about someone's tits
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(typing a post) I could be a she or icould be (staring at this for a full minute and deleting it)
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
(typing a post) I could be a she or icould be (staring at this for a full minute and deleting it)
i'm pretty sure i just use she/her but i keep getting screamed at to stop talking to my coworkers about my cool weapon collection while on the clock, so, uh. i haven't really had time to decide.
December 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i'm pretty sure i just use she/her but i keep getting screamed at to stop talking to my coworkers about my cool weapon collection while on the clock, so, uh. i haven't really had time to decide.
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December 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: Please survive!
December 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: Please survive!
i believe it...
December 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i believe it...
got a bomb from santa. fuck yes. thank you old man.
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
got a bomb from santa. fuck yes. thank you old man.
merry christmas.
[ dropping off a comically sized, like, industrial-level tray of sweets onto the nearest table. the tray is larger than it. there's a bunch of... everything, it looks like. tarts and cookies and brownies and sampler-sized bites of cakes and pies and and and and... ]
[ dropping off a comically sized, like, industrial-level tray of sweets onto the nearest table. the tray is larger than it. there's a bunch of... everything, it looks like. tarts and cookies and brownies and sampler-sized bites of cakes and pies and and and and... ]
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
merry christmas.
[ dropping off a comically sized, like, industrial-level tray of sweets onto the nearest table. the tray is larger than it. there's a bunch of... everything, it looks like. tarts and cookies and brownies and sampler-sized bites of cakes and pies and and and and... ]
[ dropping off a comically sized, like, industrial-level tray of sweets onto the nearest table. the tray is larger than it. there's a bunch of... everything, it looks like. tarts and cookies and brownies and sampler-sized bites of cakes and pies and and and and... ]
not to needle a humble audio device's life's work but "groans" is definitely not givin' stage hand sweetie pie swag.
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but, uh, taste is subjective and whatevs.
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but, uh, taste is subjective and whatevs.
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
not to needle a humble audio device's life's work but "groans" is definitely not givin' stage hand sweetie pie swag.
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but, uh, taste is subjective and whatevs.
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but, uh, taste is subjective and whatevs.
oh god i didn't know they talked back
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
oh god i didn't know they talked back
this holiday y'all gotta make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage, 'kay? do it for your bestie?
December 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
this holiday y'all gotta make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage, 'kay? do it for your bestie?
jesus, shit, you son of a bitch...
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
jesus, shit, you son of a bitch...
so thaaat's what "white guy with a little bit of swag" is all about...
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
so thaaat's what "white guy with a little bit of swag" is all about...
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// at the end of the day, the fact of the matter is that this jit really does fuck motors
December 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
// at the end of the day, the fact of the matter is that this jit really does fuck motors
/ just truly dogshit advice
stand your ground. you're gettin' guilt tripped straight to your face.
[ snapping her fingers. ] tell her you're gonna divorce her next. that'll work great. bosses can't stand the idea of someone walkin' out.
[ snapping her fingers. ] tell her you're gonna divorce her next. that'll work great. bosses can't stand the idea of someone walkin' out.
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
/ just truly dogshit advice