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Audrey, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🛼
@audreycious.bsky.social
GenX punker trans woman. Final Girl. May be a synth.

Libertarian Socialist. Antifascist AF. I am 3 stoned & angry opossums in a trench coat.

Kind, not nice. Queen of hot takes for high stakes. Part-time NSFW creator.

Trans/SW rights or no deal.
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This is your obligatory reminder that Aggretsuko is my spirit animal.
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Bullying is encouraged to keep those with power in positions of power. Bullying was actively encouraged when I was at school. Terms like "Man up" and "toughen up lad" all perpetuate the idea that being sensitive is weak and "tough" is good. This promotes bullying, not fucking phones!
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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"On average, the rate of patients receiving opioid prescriptions fell by 16% in states that had legalized medical cannabis."

The enemy of my enemy is my friend?
Take that Sacklers, fentanyl, and China.
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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BOTH of my Senators (WA)!

Do they have any idea how much TAX REVENUE this brings in?!?

You ID1OTS!!!

@murray.senate.gov
@cantwell.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
They say that any civilization is eight days of missed meals away from violent unrest.

We are on day 10. Let that sink in for a moment.

Things fall apart. The centre is not holding.
We're being starved. We're being driven homeless. We're being abducted. We're being silenced. We were made complicit in a genocide. We're being lied to and abused.

We can't let them keep doing this to us.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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We're being starved. We're being driven homeless. We're being abducted. We're being silenced. We were made complicit in a genocide. We're being lied to and abused.

We can't let them keep doing this to us.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Everything is more expensive. We're losing our healthcare or being driven into poverty. We're being thrown into concentration camps and deported without due process. We're losing our bodily autonomy. We're losing our free speech. We're losing our jobs to A.I. climate change is being ignored.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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This is insanity. People are being pushed to the brink, here. The Democrats had their chance to actually stand up to the Republicans, force them to take responsibility for their actions, and they caved.

If things don't get better, soon? I wouldnt be surprised to see full blown riots.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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“The MSNBC liberals are saying things irl that will get you banned on Bluesky“ is one of the few silver linings of this current crop of failures.
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’ve said it before and I will say it again: Democrats are not your friends. At best they are a controlled opposition party; at worst they are actively complicit in the deaths of millions of Americans.

This whole thing has been part of the kayfabe from the start.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Anyone else as tired of living a no-win scenario as I am?

We’re in one because for all of my fifty years we have let them set the rules of the game.

It’s time to change the rules, whether the rich like it or not, and if not, we’ll…

…I could eat, how about you?
November 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Anyone else feel like the purpose of government is to provide for common defense, ensure everyone has a basic and acceptable standard of living, and otherwise get the fuck out of the way and let people live their lives as they choose, so long as they cause no harm by doing so?
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Buckle up, everyone. The Balkanization of the United States begins today.
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Sitting in a Fred Meyer parking lot, waiting for the hubs to return with the results of a tactical grocery strike, and feeling kinda like the folks from “Prince of Darkness” when everyone on the street just stares at them.
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Literally her
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I've changed my mind. I used to want shapeshifting a superpower. No longer.

Now, I want the ability to "Freaky Friday" ppl with each other. Maybe if they had to deal with crippling depression, ADHD, and an anatomy that feels vaguely fucking alien on a good day, they'd unclench.
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Welp.

Long covid diagnosis confirmed.

The next year to 18 months is gonna suck.
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Oh hey, I'm back.

Funny how a 24-hour ban that has gone on for ten days gets resolved as soon as I threaten to talk to lawyers or the media.
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I am stepping back from social media until further notice. I just had a critically awful ideation surge and situationally-induced psyche collapse.

Put more bluntly, I'm going to stop before I start thinking gun oil would be a good salad dressing.

Y'all keep fighting. I'm out.
October 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson:

I am motherfuckin' tired of these motherfuckin' fascists on my motherfuckin' planet.
October 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Me when she says the words "Integrity," "fair," or "impartial" and utterly fails to die from a lightning strike, complete gastrointestinal inversion, or spontaneous human combustion:
October 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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so since they're keeping the government shut down over it, surely they're all on the epstein list and they've all taken 50,000$ bribes at this point, otherwise they'd help clear their names by engaging with either process
October 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Fuck, it's like I just need the international border experience during this trip (especially on the way back) to not be weird and scary. It's not impossible for that to be the case and I'm gonna be nervous as fuck in the moment but I want to just enjoy this trip and then come home to watch Hazbin S2
October 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Hey, @portlandpolice.bsky.social - ICE agents are actively threatening to shoot first responders. I’m of a mind that y’all need to hat up and arrest every last one of those assholes.

This is going to get worse if no one stands up.
October 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM