Auditor of Reality
@auditorreality.bsky.social
Discworld Auditor gone rogue. British. History, science-fiction, TV critic, cats & complaining about the trains. Mostly. One of Minne the cat's two Dads.🏳️🌈 🇬🇧
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It really is the 'Age of Stupidity'. Everywhere you look. Stupid people, making everyone else's life harder.
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1776: The shortest day: a truly black, & dismal one.
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
1776: The shortest day: a truly black, & dismal one.
Winchester pre-lunch drinking: amazing how many people can’t process the instruction “find a table, order food at the bar.” We’re off to Rick Stein for eating shortly.
December 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Winchester pre-lunch drinking: amazing how many people can’t process the instruction “find a table, order food at the bar.” We’re off to Rick Stein for eating shortly.
Hope that isn't all the 'Amandaland' gags in the trailer for the Christmas special, because the spin off hasn't been anyway near as good as 'Motherland'.
December 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hope that isn't all the 'Amandaland' gags in the trailer for the Christmas special, because the spin off hasn't been anyway near as good as 'Motherland'.
The cheesy American Christmas music in Starbucks on Basingstoke platforms 2 & 3 is too much for my brain at 0615hrs. Anyways, the 0627 is on time and the correct number of carriages and empty.
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The cheesy American Christmas music in Starbucks on Basingstoke platforms 2 & 3 is too much for my brain at 0615hrs. Anyways, the 0627 is on time and the correct number of carriages and empty.
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My top five favourite words to pronounce like they’re Greek philosophers…
5. Monocles
4. Bicycles
3. Popsicles
2. Obstacles
1. Testicles
5. Monocles
4. Bicycles
3. Popsicles
2. Obstacles
1. Testicles
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My top five favourite words to pronounce like they’re Greek philosophers…
5. Monocles
4. Bicycles
3. Popsicles
2. Obstacles
1. Testicles
5. Monocles
4. Bicycles
3. Popsicles
2. Obstacles
1. Testicles
National Trust Christmas trees at Greys Court (Oxfordshire).
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
National Trust Christmas trees at Greys Court (Oxfordshire).
We didn't need to see the skeletal face of Andrew Lloyd Webber on our screens. Looked like death warmed up. #StrictlyComeDancing
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We didn't need to see the skeletal face of Andrew Lloyd Webber on our screens. Looked like death warmed up. #StrictlyComeDancing
Schoolgirl on the train this morning saying to her friends she felt 'empty' each year after #ImACelebrity finishes on Sunday. Think she needs to get out more.
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Schoolgirl on the train this morning saying to her friends she felt 'empty' each year after #ImACelebrity finishes on Sunday. Think she needs to get out more.
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The burning question
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The burning question
Off to the vet and not very happy. 😿
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Off to the vet and not very happy. 😿
Let’s play the ‘catch the human hand’ game.
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Let’s play the ‘catch the human hand’ game.
Anita Rani is very annoying. Not much of a #RaceAcrossTheWorld either as three episodes in, we haven't yet left a small part of Central America.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Anita Rani is very annoying. Not much of a #RaceAcrossTheWorld either as three episodes in, we haven't yet left a small part of Central America.
Me: it’s minus two outside, don’t want to start this morning’s bus / train commute.
The cat: open the cat flap immediately, I want to hunt mice / territory patrol.
The cat: open the cat flap immediately, I want to hunt mice / territory patrol.
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Me: it’s minus two outside, don’t want to start this morning’s bus / train commute.
The cat: open the cat flap immediately, I want to hunt mice / territory patrol.
The cat: open the cat flap immediately, I want to hunt mice / territory patrol.
If the U.K. economy is doing so badly why is every pub in Farnham this afternoon totally rammed full of people eating and drinking. Plenty of money being spent. Just found a seat.
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If the U.K. economy is doing so badly why is every pub in Farnham this afternoon totally rammed full of people eating and drinking. Plenty of money being spent. Just found a seat.
Morrisons winning the Christmas adverts so far because of 'Stop the Cavalry'. Still won't shop there though.
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Morrisons winning the Christmas adverts so far because of 'Stop the Cavalry'. Still won't shop there though.
BBC South Today has all the hits tonight: thicko who got scammed, new reservoir nimbys, ....
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
BBC South Today has all the hits tonight: thicko who got scammed, new reservoir nimbys, ....
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
Unbothered by the Guy Fawkes' Night fireworks, the cat is on the patio outside munching through the mouse she has caught. Loud bangs don't stop hunting.🐁🐈
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Unbothered by the Guy Fawkes' Night fireworks, the cat is on the patio outside munching through the mouse she has caught. Loud bangs don't stop hunting.🐁🐈
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How your email finds me:
November 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How your email finds me:
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Fireworks PIF countdown: BLIND CHILD (1974) feels like a mini horror movie...
November 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Fireworks PIF countdown: BLIND CHILD (1974) feels like a mini horror movie...
Even better if he also had “du pain et du Boursin.”
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
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October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Even better if he also had “du pain et du Boursin.”
Someone is still on British Summer Time, not GMT.
October 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Someone is still on British Summer Time, not GMT.
Tess and Claudia must have realised what the rest of us have: the 'celebrity' trawl this year is so bottom of the barrel that it can only get more dull. At least La Voix has spiced it up. #StrictlyComeDancing
October 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Tess and Claudia must have realised what the rest of us have: the 'celebrity' trawl this year is so bottom of the barrel that it can only get more dull. At least La Voix has spiced it up. #StrictlyComeDancing
Dear old Celia Imrie, national treasure, but not a clue. #CelebrityTraitors
October 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Dear old Celia Imrie, national treasure, but not a clue. #CelebrityTraitors