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@aubsrey.bsky.social
🤷♀️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 bay area coward. not american. she/her
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aubrey lastname
@aubsrey.bsky.social
· Oct 24
theory: adding a last name to my account will lend Much-Needed Legitimacy
TIL you wear gloves to cut habaneros
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
TIL you wear gloves to cut habaneros
agriculture are so fucking good and are getting even better every time i catch them!!
all the tracks from the first album fucking rip, the back end of relier made me cry
also the weight
all the tracks from the first album fucking rip, the back end of relier made me cry
also the weight
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
agriculture are so fucking good and are getting even better every time i catch them!!
all the tracks from the first album fucking rip, the back end of relier made me cry
also the weight
all the tracks from the first album fucking rip, the back end of relier made me cry
also the weight
i made it to the show alone and felt fine and i was feeling good enough to walk back to muni in a pack of others and nothing happened yay
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM
i made it to the show alone and felt fine and i was feeling good enough to walk back to muni in a pack of others and nothing happened yay
partner is out of town and i am low key scared to go out alone at night to anywhere worth going, i haven't done it much since i got followed and harassed a while back. but i got tickets and i gotta get some reps in so i am going to the fucking show
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
partner is out of town and i am low key scared to go out alone at night to anywhere worth going, i haven't done it much since i got followed and harassed a while back. but i got tickets and i gotta get some reps in so i am going to the fucking show
my face is retinol purging rn and leah agriculture is going to see :(
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
my face is retinol purging rn and leah agriculture is going to see :(
its crazy seeing the most dogshit guys i've ever worked or studied near _all_ becoming "ai" investors, consultants, or advisors for big consultants at the same time. literally everyone who struggled to complete basic programming tasks
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
its crazy seeing the most dogshit guys i've ever worked or studied near _all_ becoming "ai" investors, consultants, or advisors for big consultants at the same time. literally everyone who struggled to complete basic programming tasks
learned a new sleep trick where you try to engage creativity to break a thought or song loop - "imagine day to day life if you were a bird" etc. then you KO. and let me tell ya - it sorta works
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
learned a new sleep trick where you try to engage creativity to break a thought or song loop - "imagine day to day life if you were a bird" etc. then you KO. and let me tell ya - it sorta works
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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i think the whole point of life is to create art, even bad art, you are the universes way to think about itself and we waste it slaved to waged labor for the gratuitous luxury of an inaccessible + imperceptible class of people.
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
i think the whole point of life is to create art, even bad art, you are the universes way to think about itself and we waste it slaved to waged labor for the gratuitous luxury of an inaccessible + imperceptible class of people.
get me clipped up in the air like this
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 5
Rei, Beyond the Heart
Rei I
Episode 5
Rei, Beyond the Heart
Rei I
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
get me clipped up in the air like this
thinkin about pajero mini
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
thinkin about pajero mini
since my face and skin changed via HRT (literally the only signal i'm giving out on camera at work, for my own safety), the main dynamic change is
"i'm confused by your work, i will study it and ask you questions"
became
"your work is scawy. read it to me mommy"
"i'm confused by your work, i will study it and ask you questions"
became
"your work is scawy. read it to me mommy"
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
since my face and skin changed via HRT (literally the only signal i'm giving out on camera at work, for my own safety), the main dynamic change is
"i'm confused by your work, i will study it and ask you questions"
became
"your work is scawy. read it to me mommy"
"i'm confused by your work, i will study it and ask you questions"
became
"your work is scawy. read it to me mommy"
made the best scrambled eggs of my life with that clarified butter. and put some chives on it from our kitchen aerogarden. there's a lot of pain out in the world but not in here tonight etc
October 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
made the best scrambled eggs of my life with that clarified butter. and put some chives on it from our kitchen aerogarden. there's a lot of pain out in the world but not in here tonight etc
trying to figure out the name of a song in pop'n music that i played a lot in 2017. i only know the tune. do do do do di di di di
October 25, 2025 at 10:16 AM
trying to figure out the name of a song in pop'n music that i played a lot in 2017. i only know the tune. do do do do di di di di
pretty sure the guy i'm beefing with at work learned to read via the "three cue" method instead of phonics and that's the root of our disagreement (getting stressed out and guessing what i mean when i use big girl words)
October 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
pretty sure the guy i'm beefing with at work learned to read via the "three cue" method instead of phonics and that's the root of our disagreement (getting stressed out and guessing what i mean when i use big girl words)
i want to live in the smallest and most colorful house possible but i also need two toilets, AC, and a 10U server rack. which is a real challenge to retrofit
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i want to live in the smallest and most colorful house possible but i also need two toilets, AC, and a 10U server rack. which is a real challenge to retrofit
theory: adding a last name to my account will lend Much-Needed Legitimacy
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
theory: adding a last name to my account will lend Much-Needed Legitimacy
watching TraumaZone will help me feel great about my surroundings, i hope! about to start
October 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
watching TraumaZone will help me feel great about my surroundings, i hope! about to start
being sick for 7 days straight has really helped me realise that i hate my job and my life starts when it ends
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
being sick for 7 days straight has really helped me realise that i hate my job and my life starts when it ends
my head horts i need the little meat donkey
October 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
my head horts i need the little meat donkey
completely insane to live in sf and have the nearest good burrito be 4 miles away. how did i manage this
October 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
completely insane to live in sf and have the nearest good burrito be 4 miles away. how did i manage this
when i learned the sopranos theme song was sung by white british people it almost ruined the entire thing
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
when i learned the sopranos theme song was sung by white british people it almost ruined the entire thing
the aws outage was a fucking load bearing task running with a retry policy / max duration greater than its scheduled interval, nothing guaranteeing mutual exclusion, and the ability to delete state related to concurrent runs. this was governing DNS on their single most critical service. astonishing
October 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
the aws outage was a fucking load bearing task running with a retry policy / max duration greater than its scheduled interval, nothing guaranteeing mutual exclusion, and the ability to delete state related to concurrent runs. this was governing DNS on their single most critical service. astonishing
good morning its time for me to use the butter i clarified yesterday
October 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
good morning its time for me to use the butter i clarified yesterday