@aubergenius2
@aubergenius2.bsky.social
Recovery account for @aubergenius because my backup device popped its clogs.
The rest is still true:
Curmudgeonly Gen X, New Englander, businesswoman, researcher, writer, hunter, Red Sox fan, devotee of the Oxford Comma. Han shot first.
No DMs, please.
The rest is still true:
Curmudgeonly Gen X, New Englander, businesswoman, researcher, writer, hunter, Red Sox fan, devotee of the Oxford Comma. Han shot first.
No DMs, please.
It definitely seems the GOPedo is determined to defend child rape at every turn out of deference to their diapered leader.
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It definitely seems the GOPedo is determined to defend child rape at every turn out of deference to their diapered leader.
Reposted by @aubergenius2
Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
Reposted by @aubergenius2
Take note, @senangusking.bsky.social - you shame Maine.
You work for the People, not the pedo.
You work for the People, not the pedo.
You work for the People, not the pedo.
You might mention that to Collins and Golden, too.
You work for the People, not the pedo.
You work for the People, not the pedo.
You work for the People, not the pedo.
You might mention that to Collins and Golden, too.
The people showed up in the streets for "No Kings."
They did their part.
The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday.
They did their part.
8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night.
They did not do their part.
They did their part.
The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday.
They did their part.
8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night.
They did not do their part.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Take note, @senangusking.bsky.social - you shame Maine.
You work for the People, not the pedo.
You work for the People, not the pedo.
You work for the People, not the pedo.
You might mention that to Collins and Golden, too.
You work for the People, not the pedo.
You work for the People, not the pedo.
You work for the People, not the pedo.
You might mention that to Collins and Golden, too.
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The weirdest grift I've ever covered. Having kept my lips tight while preparing for this, I'm ready to be blocked by AltNPS now. I have a lot of people to thank for making this video possible, including those in #AltGov #AltFam. Specific credits and thanks in 🧵
youtu.be/xTLMQbC4vsE
youtu.be/xTLMQbC4vsE
The True Story of AltNPS
YouTube video by Aden Ng
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November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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IDGAFFF what the excuse is, only a sadistic, selfish, ruin of a human being brings an infant on a redeye flight.
Fuck you and your entire entitled fucking family, Doug. Fuck you with chainsaw.
Fuck you and your entire entitled fucking family, Doug. Fuck you with chainsaw.
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
IDGAFFF what the excuse is, only a sadistic, selfish, ruin of a human being brings an infant on a redeye flight.
Fuck you and your entire entitled fucking family, Doug. Fuck you with chainsaw.
Fuck you and your entire entitled fucking family, Doug. Fuck you with chainsaw.
RED SOX BASEBALL IN 107 DAYS!
⚾️❤️
⚾️❤️
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
RED SOX BASEBALL IN 107 DAYS!
⚾️❤️
⚾️❤️
Close, no cigar, Sandman.
Try again.
There's an opening at 3.
Try again.
There's an opening at 3.
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Close, no cigar, Sandman.
Try again.
There's an opening at 3.
Try again.
There's an opening at 3.
The Twelve Days of Christmas are *not* a countdown to the 25th.
The 'War on Christmas' worriers are far more intent on combating people saying 'Happy Holidays'* than defending the scriptural authority for 'their' holiday.
*A phrase attributed to that well-known soy-boi pagan, Henry VIII.
The 'War on Christmas' worriers are far more intent on combating people saying 'Happy Holidays'* than defending the scriptural authority for 'their' holiday.
*A phrase attributed to that well-known soy-boi pagan, Henry VIII.
I have been confronted with an ad for Advent calendars and so it is time for the annual PSA:
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS BEGIN
ON
CHRISTMAS
THEY ARE NOT ANY OF THE DAYS LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS
THAT IS ADVENT
WHICH BEGINS FOUR SUNDAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS BEGIN
ON
CHRISTMAS
THEY ARE NOT ANY OF THE DAYS LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS
THAT IS ADVENT
WHICH BEGINS FOUR SUNDAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The Twelve Days of Christmas are *not* a countdown to the 25th.
The 'War on Christmas' worriers are far more intent on combating people saying 'Happy Holidays'* than defending the scriptural authority for 'their' holiday.
*A phrase attributed to that well-known soy-boi pagan, Henry VIII.
The 'War on Christmas' worriers are far more intent on combating people saying 'Happy Holidays'* than defending the scriptural authority for 'their' holiday.
*A phrase attributed to that well-known soy-boi pagan, Henry VIII.
Reposted by @aubergenius2
This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is brilliant
Steel cut oats are just Irish grits.
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Steel cut oats are just Irish grits.
Perseverance.
My personal takeaway from this #WorldSeries, these #Dodgers and #BlueJays, is to keep grinding. The cynic in me snipes LA bought their way to the top, yet knows they came within a whisker of being beaten by a 2024 cellar-dweller.
The cellar sucks.
Keep grinding.
Persevere.
You, too.
My personal takeaway from this #WorldSeries, these #Dodgers and #BlueJays, is to keep grinding. The cynic in me snipes LA bought their way to the top, yet knows they came within a whisker of being beaten by a 2024 cellar-dweller.
The cellar sucks.
Keep grinding.
Persevere.
You, too.
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Perseverance.
My personal takeaway from this #WorldSeries, these #Dodgers and #BlueJays, is to keep grinding. The cynic in me snipes LA bought their way to the top, yet knows they came within a whisker of being beaten by a 2024 cellar-dweller.
The cellar sucks.
Keep grinding.
Persevere.
You, too.
My personal takeaway from this #WorldSeries, these #Dodgers and #BlueJays, is to keep grinding. The cynic in me snipes LA bought their way to the top, yet knows they came within a whisker of being beaten by a 2024 cellar-dweller.
The cellar sucks.
Keep grinding.
Persevere.
You, too.
Toronto #BlueJays ⚾️💔
What an incredible, inspirational, epic season! Thank you for being some of the best of baseball, way beyond the stats.
One of the most memorable Postseasons ever, jaw-dropping gameplay, perseverance.
Keep the Faith.
Pitchers & catchers in 107.
#WorldSeries
#WorldSeriesGame7
What an incredible, inspirational, epic season! Thank you for being some of the best of baseball, way beyond the stats.
One of the most memorable Postseasons ever, jaw-dropping gameplay, perseverance.
Keep the Faith.
Pitchers & catchers in 107.
#WorldSeries
#WorldSeriesGame7
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Toronto #BlueJays ⚾️💔
What an incredible, inspirational, epic season! Thank you for being some of the best of baseball, way beyond the stats.
One of the most memorable Postseasons ever, jaw-dropping gameplay, perseverance.
Keep the Faith.
Pitchers & catchers in 107.
#WorldSeries
#WorldSeriesGame7
What an incredible, inspirational, epic season! Thank you for being some of the best of baseball, way beyond the stats.
One of the most memorable Postseasons ever, jaw-dropping gameplay, perseverance.
Keep the Faith.
Pitchers & catchers in 107.
#WorldSeries
#WorldSeriesGame7
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You said it, sister!
This game is banana pants.
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
You said it, sister!
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Lawd Maude, they do go on with the attempted-hanky pre-game promo shizz, don't they? 'Twenty-six men, wearing the same shirt, the same pants, a dream, and an oven mitt.'
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Lawd Maude, they do go on with the attempted-hanky pre-game promo shizz, don't they? 'Twenty-six men, wearing the same shirt, the same pants, a dream, and an oven mitt.'
Oh, baseball, my lifelong love. How wilst thou surpise me tonight?
Game 7
All the marbles.
Get in Blue Jays!!
#WorldSeriesGame7
#WorldSeries
#BlueJays
Game 7
All the marbles.
Get in Blue Jays!!
#WorldSeriesGame7
#WorldSeries
#BlueJays
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh, baseball, my lifelong love. How wilst thou surpise me tonight?
Game 7
All the marbles.
Get in Blue Jays!!
#WorldSeriesGame7
#WorldSeries
#BlueJays
Game 7
All the marbles.
Get in Blue Jays!!
#WorldSeriesGame7
#WorldSeries
#BlueJays
Rough way to end a ballgame.
Horrible way to end a Game 6.
That GRD was ridiculous: another 'never seen that' moment. No trap - 1 run scores, Kirk is at 2nd with 0 outs. Wouldn't surprise me if there are remedial actions taken against that wall before Game 7.
Get 'em tomorrow, boys.
#BlueJays
Horrible way to end a Game 6.
That GRD was ridiculous: another 'never seen that' moment. No trap - 1 run scores, Kirk is at 2nd with 0 outs. Wouldn't surprise me if there are remedial actions taken against that wall before Game 7.
Get 'em tomorrow, boys.
#BlueJays
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Rough way to end a ballgame.
Horrible way to end a Game 6.
That GRD was ridiculous: another 'never seen that' moment. No trap - 1 run scores, Kirk is at 2nd with 0 outs. Wouldn't surprise me if there are remedial actions taken against that wall before Game 7.
Get 'em tomorrow, boys.
#BlueJays
Horrible way to end a Game 6.
That GRD was ridiculous: another 'never seen that' moment. No trap - 1 run scores, Kirk is at 2nd with 0 outs. Wouldn't surprise me if there are remedial actions taken against that wall before Game 7.
Get 'em tomorrow, boys.
#BlueJays
The wait is over!
Game 6, right now!
Let's go, Blue Jays!
#WorldSeriesGame6
#WorldSeries
#BlueJays
*Every time I hear it, 'O, Canada' gives me chills. A beautiful anthem for a beautiful country.
Game 6, right now!
Let's go, Blue Jays!
#WorldSeriesGame6
#WorldSeries
#BlueJays
*Every time I hear it, 'O, Canada' gives me chills. A beautiful anthem for a beautiful country.
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The wait is over!
Game 6, right now!
Let's go, Blue Jays!
#WorldSeriesGame6
#WorldSeries
#BlueJays
*Every time I hear it, 'O, Canada' gives me chills. A beautiful anthem for a beautiful country.
Game 6, right now!
Let's go, Blue Jays!
#WorldSeriesGame6
#WorldSeries
#BlueJays
*Every time I hear it, 'O, Canada' gives me chills. A beautiful anthem for a beautiful country.
I miss having a dog.
Chewbarkka and Moose, good dogs gone over the Rainbow Bridge years ago. Those doggos got me through some truly trying times. A good dog at home would be help me navigate this mad time, but life doesn't suut that right now. One day again, though.
Big ❤️ to all the good dogs.
Chewbarkka and Moose, good dogs gone over the Rainbow Bridge years ago. Those doggos got me through some truly trying times. A good dog at home would be help me navigate this mad time, but life doesn't suut that right now. One day again, though.
Big ❤️ to all the good dogs.
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I miss having a dog.
Chewbarkka and Moose, good dogs gone over the Rainbow Bridge years ago. Those doggos got me through some truly trying times. A good dog at home would be help me navigate this mad time, but life doesn't suut that right now. One day again, though.
Big ❤️ to all the good dogs.
Chewbarkka and Moose, good dogs gone over the Rainbow Bridge years ago. Those doggos got me through some truly trying times. A good dog at home would be help me navigate this mad time, but life doesn't suut that right now. One day again, though.
Big ❤️ to all the good dogs.
Reposted by @aubergenius2
Today's site visit was great. Solved a passel of problems for the client, made them happy, saved them money and time. It's been a while since I've been in the field: affirming to know I still have my fastball.
October 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Today's site visit was great. Solved a passel of problems for the client, made them happy, saved them money and time. It's been a while since I've been in the field: affirming to know I still have my fastball.