Attractive Decoy
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Attractive Decoy
@attractivedecoy.bsky.social
Capsicum Pepper
I’m in twitter jail, whatup
September 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
He’s watching Dolemite with me
April 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Tiptoe serving
April 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Mr. Perman, in all his glory
March 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The democratic party needs to chuck Schumer
March 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Just paid this year's Farm Bureau dues, can't be without that magazine they send*

*and our home insurance
March 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
One of the classics…
March 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
March 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Why would MGW go to play for a glorified pub team?
March 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the optics of breaking into "The Institute of Peace" are... stark.
March 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Should I post here more oftens?
March 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Reading Graham Masterton’s “Plague.” This is absolute trash.
December 15, 2024 at 12:20 AM
The strangers, but the masks are the faces of Rupert bear and his mates
December 14, 2024 at 1:44 PM
A proposal: DST, but not every day. Determined by a lottery, and announced on the radio. It would heal our broken country.
December 14, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Reposted by Attractive Decoy
Circling all the stuff I want to watch in the 200,000 page YouTube Christmas listings magazine.
December 10, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Getting a $300 Makita job site kettle, also need help for my insanity
December 13, 2024 at 11:56 AM
DR. RABBITFOOT LED ME TO SIN
December 13, 2024 at 11:53 AM
you're telling me a magna came this laude?!
December 13, 2024 at 11:01 AM
December 13, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Snowplow just showed up, and then a couple of others. Then more. There are ten snowplows on the street. The crews are dancing, there’s no music. There’s choreography. Their eyes are glowing. It’s not snowing.
December 13, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Me: I am reading my book

All three indoor cats, Perman on the porch, the five chickens, the possum that steals Perman’s food: he is reading his book
December 13, 2024 at 10:54 AM
The beatings will continue to ensure improved morale is maintained
October 20, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Maybe the Kraken is the plea bargains we made along the way
October 19, 2023 at 3:05 PM
If I see a clothes image, I'm going to say "divorced man's clothing"
October 18, 2023 at 11:28 PM