The hag from Weapons
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Mario is real and he’s my friend
people libbed out so hard during the blue wave it retroactively manifested the epstein email saying bill clinton never went to the island
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
people libbed out so hard during the blue wave it retroactively manifested the epstein email saying bill clinton never went to the island
Megyn Kelly: Epstein isn’t a pedophile, and I would know because I’m really, really good friends with one
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Megyn Kelly: Epstein isn’t a pedophile, and I would know because I’m really, really good friends with one
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women don't want men women want to stop using JIRA
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
women don't want men women want to stop using JIRA
people complaining this card is broken once again proving mtg posters dont actually play the game. its cactaur all over again
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
people complaining this card is broken once again proving mtg posters dont actually play the game. its cactaur all over again
"Mamdani won an election against a moderate democrat. Here's why moderate democrats actually did better"
Btw, the press obsessing about Mamdani seems weird. He seriously underperformed the Democratic vote in NYC compared to recent elections, barely scraping 50%. Moderate Democrats in VA and NJ dramatically overperformed. That seems the real story
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Mamdani won an election against a moderate democrat. Here's why moderate democrats actually did better"
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Anytime Trump says some bullshit I see a fair amount of despondent comments like "And like a third of the country will believe him" which is true but I think you just have to get past that. Like a third of the country believes in ghosts too, we don't need total consensus to win
April 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Anytime Trump says some bullshit I see a fair amount of despondent comments like "And like a third of the country will believe him" which is true but I think you just have to get past that. Like a third of the country believes in ghosts too, we don't need total consensus to win
been watching love death and robots with gf and every episode can be described as either a good black mirror or a bad vivziepop
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
been watching love death and robots with gf and every episode can be described as either a good black mirror or a bad vivziepop
watching bar rescue and jon said the reason the dance floor was dead was because the lights had "an improper flow pattern"
October 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
watching bar rescue and jon said the reason the dance floor was dead was because the lights had "an improper flow pattern"
Saw a young person say "never seen something like this in my whole career" and wanted so badly to go boomer mode. You are 23, your "whole career" is like two years. You are a child and you know nothing of this world or what is possible.
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Saw a young person say "never seen something like this in my whole career" and wanted so badly to go boomer mode. You are 23, your "whole career" is like two years. You are a child and you know nothing of this world or what is possible.
this is a little besides the point but Im so tired of articles that are like "people are doing x" when the people are like three guys that work in the same building as the author
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
this is a little besides the point but Im so tired of articles that are like "people are doing x" when the people are like three guys that work in the same building as the author
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*leans over to my date* those are the kings of the hill
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
*leans over to my date* those are the kings of the hill
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digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon
November 7, 2024 at 8:09 PM
digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon
cats when u dont feed them for an hour: "if current trends continue, we will all be starving to death in three days"
October 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
cats when u dont feed them for an hour: "if current trends continue, we will all be starving to death in three days"
Grocery clerk: oh, youre back. did you...?
The Grabber, after kidnapping his sixth child that month: yeah, I dropped all my eggs again. You know how it goes.
The Grabber, after kidnapping his sixth child that month: yeah, I dropped all my eggs again. You know how it goes.
October 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Grocery clerk: oh, youre back. did you...?
The Grabber, after kidnapping his sixth child that month: yeah, I dropped all my eggs again. You know how it goes.
The Grabber, after kidnapping his sixth child that month: yeah, I dropped all my eggs again. You know how it goes.
I love magic the gathering
October 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I love magic the gathering
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In England they call Stephen Fry Stephen Chip
October 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
In England they call Stephen Fry Stephen Chip
when she waits 15 mins to call u cuz she knows u just put your E under ur tongue and cant talk >>>>
October 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
when she waits 15 mins to call u cuz she knows u just put your E under ur tongue and cant talk >>>>
i think my favorite line in weapons is when she goes to the gays house and says "clean white cabinets, oh how im envious of that!"
October 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i think my favorite line in weapons is when she goes to the gays house and says "clean white cabinets, oh how im envious of that!"
Tired of these bitches pretending to be curious. Girl I went to the exploratorium and nobody knew u
October 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Tired of these bitches pretending to be curious. Girl I went to the exploratorium and nobody knew u
Weapons answers the bold question “what if the jonkler was a woman”
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Weapons answers the bold question “what if the jonkler was a woman”
Not to be a hater but Taylor swift fans talk about her exactly the same way Joe rogans guests talk about how he’s the worlds greatest comedy assassin for humping that stool on his failed special
October 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Not to be a hater but Taylor swift fans talk about her exactly the same way Joe rogans guests talk about how he’s the worlds greatest comedy assassin for humping that stool on his failed special
saw someone say they "optimized the fun out of sex" which is probably the funniest way to say you bust immediately then go to sleep
October 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
saw someone say they "optimized the fun out of sex" which is probably the funniest way to say you bust immediately then go to sleep
magic players be like "I just played commander and went up against three decks of nothing but UB cards this is a huge problem" and not realize they just admitted that three out of four players at that table enjoyed and bought UB cards
October 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
magic players be like "I just played commander and went up against three decks of nothing but UB cards this is a huge problem" and not realize they just admitted that three out of four players at that table enjoyed and bought UB cards