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🍉🍄Cal🛸✨
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34 | Ω | they/them | stishovites is the 🗡️ to my 💀 | well, me and my ghosts, we had a hell of a time | ain’t no ladder boss, drifblim left me up here
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Hi there!!!! I’m Cal. 😋

⚧️ they/them please!💜
⏳old married lesbian👩‍❤️‍👩
🧠🪱 💀THE LOCKED TOMB, 🧝Dragon Age, 🔥Naruto, 🐴RDR2 📺🎮
☮️Let’s be friends!🫂
🔞anyone under 18, antis, puriteens🚫
a heart shaped locket with a picture of a skull and the words gideon my beloathed
Alt: a red heart shaped locket with a picture of a Gideon Nav from the locked tomb and the words “gideon my beloathed”
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Behaved well enough, saw some really cool experimental theater and got dinner out!
Going out tonight and I’m gonna need my stupid brain to behave
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Going out tonight and I’m gonna need my stupid brain to behave
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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If espresso exists, it would be dwarven or qunari, since they have better mechanical knowledge to make something that can maintain the right pressure. The coffee maker Lucanis got in the Lighthouse was a percolator. Thedas would have mostly pour-over and sort of Turkish-style coffee pots.
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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#Taashrook Tarot Card ~ The Lovers 🐉🐍

#dragonage
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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another thing I hate about the time change making it pitch black at 5pm
astigmatic gang RISE UP
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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nessie
October 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
God it has been 5 years hasn’t it
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am. Not well.
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
We had the vet come out today and she’s now full of drugs, got another red laser treatment, and already has her appetite back!
Kiwi’s fucking sick again
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Kiwi’s fucking sick again
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Oh I’m gonna bite someone today I just know it
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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What even is this lighting? 💜💙🩷🐺

#dragonage #solas #art
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her titties out
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Y E S
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
They’re starting to call it
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Oh my god
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I need the election results Now!
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The “worst before it’s better” part of healing is AWFUL man. I’m so SAD all the time now.
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM