Astrid Volta
astridshaped.bsky.social
Astrid Volta
@astridshaped.bsky.social
Maybe I'll make this my secret slutty twitter 😱 (I mean Bluesky)
(I'm half joking)
(and also hi again lol)
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Reposted by Astrid Volta
When you find a new song to obsess over and listen to exclusively for the next 10 days
April 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh hey, I forgot this existed. I got a new phone and just installed the app. Not that surprised as I never found much use for posting to Birdsite either. Not sure how much utility I have for bsky but I like it in theory. I don't think I have any family members on here, so it's got that going for it.
April 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Me:
*wants to drive the truck*

Also me:
*can't get in the truck without help*
*can't reach the pedals and needs help adjusting the seat*
*has to contort myself to turn the key in the ignition*

In conclusion, I:
*drove the truck anyway* :D
February 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The Litter Robot has been a wonderful addition to my life & made cat ownership a lot easier for me as a person with a disability -- until it starts sending me notifications of it malfunctioning when I'm out of the house & not returning for at least a few hours 🙃😅

Thankfully my partner's a nerd!
February 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
You start a conversation, you can't even finish it
You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed
Say something once, why say it again?
February 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I'm feeling a kind of dissonance as the basic things in my life are taking positive turns, and I'm actually pretty content or even happy with the way things are going for me personally, as the rest of the world is falling apart lol 🤪
February 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by Astrid Volta
Fascist incompetency in 5 easy steps.

1) Trump freezes hiring of Air Traffic Controllers

2) Trump fires director of FAA.

3) Trump cuts $16 billion from transportation budget.

4) 1st US plane crash in 16 years occurs.

5) Trump: "I blame my predecessor!"
January 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you want to start your day laughing, take a shower with a Pepper in the room 😸 [smiling cat emoji]
January 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I had been hoping I'd get a complimentary "I 💜 boobies" wristband after my first mammogram today but so far no dice
January 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM