mythic bitch
@asteriae.bsky.social
hi, I'm kimber/aria!
she/her 36yo sapphic
easily startled horror enthusiast
ffxiv/phasmo/drakenier
asteriae xen'valen @ ultros 🤍🩸
aria caelestis @ siren ⚪⚖️⚫
she/her 36yo sapphic
easily startled horror enthusiast
ffxiv/phasmo/drakenier
asteriae xen'valen @ ultros 🤍🩸
aria caelestis @ siren ⚪⚖️⚫
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you know what you could do with 2000-4000 american dollars
get you and a friend/partner/sworn enemy a round trip flight to tokyo and lodging for a couple days and also spending money. and a nice dinner. at an eorzea cafe, perhaps
get you and a friend/partner/sworn enemy a round trip flight to tokyo and lodging for a couple days and also spending money. and a nice dinner. at an eorzea cafe, perhaps
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
you know what you could do with 2000-4000 american dollars
get you and a friend/partner/sworn enemy a round trip flight to tokyo and lodging for a couple days and also spending money. and a nice dinner. at an eorzea cafe, perhaps
get you and a friend/partner/sworn enemy a round trip flight to tokyo and lodging for a couple days and also spending money. and a nice dinner. at an eorzea cafe, perhaps
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valve: this is the steam machi-
the collective internet: gabecube
the collective internet: gabecube
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
valve: this is the steam machi-
the collective internet: gabecube
the collective internet: gabecube
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.
I did not realize at the time of reposting that this would be my experience
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I did not realize at the time of reposting that this would be my experience
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shout out to that woman falling over herself in ottawa when she realized I had a nexus after trying to get me to go into the general line
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
shout out to that woman falling over herself in ottawa when she realized I had a nexus after trying to get me to go into the general line
air canada automated voice setting me off in this airport
November 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
air canada automated voice setting me off in this airport
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[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
September 17, 2023 at 2:53 PM
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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I am not ready for any of this
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I am not ready for any of this
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this museum is actually hilarious
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
this museum is actually hilarious
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what the fuck is happening in new york
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
what the fuck is happening in new york
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how it feels to do physical activity after the age of 35
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
how it feels to do physical activity after the age of 35
going outside and getting blasted with the sea air is So Fucking Nice man
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
going outside and getting blasted with the sea air is So Fucking Nice man
bro's just fuckin dracula
Thinking about that one peanuts special where charlie brown climbs over a wire fence like a bug lmao
a cartoon character named charlie brown stands behind a chain link fence
ALT: a cartoon character named charlie brown stands behind a chain link fence
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
bro's just fuckin dracula
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
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I am sometimes uncharitable towards ffxiv's narrative but "you see, we voidsent celebrate halloween because it fuels our praise kink" is the kind of writing you simply won't find anywhere else
October 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I am sometimes uncharitable towards ffxiv's narrative but "you see, we voidsent celebrate halloween because it fuels our praise kink" is the kind of writing you simply won't find anywhere else
tim hortons coffee cup fucko tabs send post
October 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
tim hortons coffee cup fucko tabs send post
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Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially