Hazard
@assi9.bsky.social
Take a nice breath of fresh air before raging
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Hazard
@assi9.bsky.social
· Oct 17
100% of your anger should be channeled towards Microsoft.
There is no real discourse. It's criticism being responded to with insults and 40 IQ zingers. It's the same shit with every release with people scratching their heads and asking what the heck happened but none of them like the answers.
in terms of discourse, halo is the star wars of gaming
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
There is no real discourse. It's criticism being responded to with insults and 40 IQ zingers. It's the same shit with every release with people scratching their heads and asking what the heck happened but none of them like the answers.
Imagine a chef fucking up your meal 4 times in a row, and the table beside you goes "If you don't like it, just don't eat it."
October 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Imagine a chef fucking up your meal 4 times in a row, and the table beside you goes "If you don't like it, just don't eat it."
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[Halo3] #171 Tsavo Highway(72)
August 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
[Halo3] #171 Tsavo Highway(72)
Helldivers fans when Xbox players don't play like literal babies (They've been doing this for almost 25 years)
August 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Helldivers fans when Xbox players don't play like literal babies (They've been doing this for almost 25 years)
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[Halo3] #105 Tsavo Highway(7)
June 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
[Halo3] #105 Tsavo Highway(7)
That's the best part about it. Droids that can think for themselves and are alive but get murdered in funny haha ways because they're not humans has been annoying since the Clone Wars even though Lando was low key fucking that one in Solo.
What actually doomed The Acolyte:
No funny droid character.
No funny droid character.
May 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
That's the best part about it. Droids that can think for themselves and are alive but get murdered in funny haha ways because they're not humans has been annoying since the Clone Wars even though Lando was low key fucking that one in Solo.
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Alucard / Castlevania
May 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Alucard / Castlevania
There aren't enough Covenant vehicle encounters in the game
The Hunter Headshot exploit is lame
Keyes is the worst level in the game
It only had 1 good sequel.
The Hunter Headshot exploit is lame
Keyes is the worst level in the game
It only had 1 good sequel.
say something bad about your ultimate favorite game
i think it’s a crime that you have to spend so much time with triss in order to get to yennefer
i think it’s a crime that you have to spend so much time with triss in order to get to yennefer
May 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
There aren't enough Covenant vehicle encounters in the game
The Hunter Headshot exploit is lame
Keyes is the worst level in the game
It only had 1 good sequel.
The Hunter Headshot exploit is lame
Keyes is the worst level in the game
It only had 1 good sequel.
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Giant Bomb has resurrected and is now independently owned by the people who run it.
You dont see the good guys win in games media much anymore. This is big.
If you care about how games covered, support @giantbomb.bsky.social
You dont see the good guys win in games media much anymore. This is big.
If you care about how games covered, support @giantbomb.bsky.social
May 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Giant Bomb has resurrected and is now independently owned by the people who run it.
You dont see the good guys win in games media much anymore. This is big.
If you care about how games covered, support @giantbomb.bsky.social
You dont see the good guys win in games media much anymore. This is big.
If you care about how games covered, support @giantbomb.bsky.social
This is how I found out and now you too.
Pope Francis:
>Meets JD Vance
>Dies less than 24 hours later
>Meets JD Vance
>Dies less than 24 hours later
April 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This is how I found out and now you too.
I'm glad I have better things happening in my life than sucking the cum out of a grifting Twitter user that wouldn't think twice about throwing you under the bus
guy who got banned from Twitter for """"Joking"""" about beating Grummz to death with hammers and who made cringe gifs of his avatar being violently eviscerated: "He posted their FACKING LINKEDIN!"
April 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm glad I have better things happening in my life than sucking the cum out of a grifting Twitter user that wouldn't think twice about throwing you under the bus
Marathon looks stunningly soulless.
April 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Marathon looks stunningly soulless.
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hey so uh one of the main Nintendo Switch 2 Direct streams completely ate our trailer due to I guess technical difficulties?? so if you guys could share this it would mean a lot 😅
Introducing STARSEEKER, a brand new game from the developers of ASTRONEER.
STARSEEKER is all about the joy of discovery and the camaraderie that emerges from an evolving, cooperative experience. We hope you'll enjoy playing it as much as we enjoyed making it... sometime in 2026.
STARSEEKER is all about the joy of discovery and the camaraderie that emerges from an evolving, cooperative experience. We hope you'll enjoy playing it as much as we enjoyed making it... sometime in 2026.
April 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
hey so uh one of the main Nintendo Switch 2 Direct streams completely ate our trailer due to I guess technical difficulties?? so if you guys could share this it would mean a lot 😅
I stand by the fact that April Fools is the most unfunny fucking joke humanity has ever come up with.
April 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I stand by the fact that April Fools is the most unfunny fucking joke humanity has ever come up with.
I am once again asking Microsoft to release CE's source code
March 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I am once again asking Microsoft to release CE's source code
The weirdest thing about all of this is people acting like they're surprised.
It is time to look to the future.
The challenges that face America are many and great.
The Senate must respond with resolve, bipartisanship, and fidelity to the working and middle class of this country.
The challenges that face America are many and great.
The Senate must respond with resolve, bipartisanship, and fidelity to the working and middle class of this country.
March 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The weirdest thing about all of this is people acting like they're surprised.
>$40 armor sets and $10 for the Battle pass (Why can't they ever give Linda a solid helmet?)
>14 out of the 20 items are SP
>Empty Throne and everything it brought
>Canceled 10 year plan is revealed
>VKMT is dissolving in November
The future is unbelievably grim.
>14 out of the 20 items are SP
>Empty Throne and everything it brought
>Canceled 10 year plan is revealed
>VKMT is dissolving in November
The future is unbelievably grim.
March 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
>$40 armor sets and $10 for the Battle pass (Why can't they ever give Linda a solid helmet?)
>14 out of the 20 items are SP
>Empty Throne and everything it brought
>Canceled 10 year plan is revealed
>VKMT is dissolving in November
The future is unbelievably grim.
>14 out of the 20 items are SP
>Empty Throne and everything it brought
>Canceled 10 year plan is revealed
>VKMT is dissolving in November
The future is unbelievably grim.
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Halo3 Sierra 117 (6)
March 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Halo3 Sierra 117 (6)
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Finally added some security to the office!
(Selaco mug for scale)
(Selaco mug for scale)
March 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Finally added some security to the office!
(Selaco mug for scale)
(Selaco mug for scale)
Look where Star Trek is now
Gonna start using this against all the pedantic nerds regardless of fandom.
March 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Look where Star Trek is now
I want to see just how low the Halo content gets before people stop and reevaluate how defensive they should be acting.
February 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I want to see just how low the Halo content gets before people stop and reevaluate how defensive they should be acting.
Are any of the rich parts of LA getting torched or is this gonna be another Hawaii situation
January 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Are any of the rich parts of LA getting torched or is this gonna be another Hawaii situation