Ass Crasher
@asscrasher.bsky.social
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Promethea’s #1 fan ☀️ comic books & tarot 🏳️🌈🇵🇸 #nights #xmen #onepiece 💅
Promethea’s #1 fan ☀️ comic books & tarot 🏳️🌈🇵🇸 #nights #xmen #onepiece 💅
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Ass Crasher
@asscrasher.bsky.social
· May 25
Top 10 Most Powerful Comic Book Heroes 🪡
Honorable Mentions:
• Zatanna
• Raven
• Franklin Richards
#10 Scarlet Witch
Honorable Mentions:
• Zatanna
• Raven
• Franklin Richards
#10 Scarlet Witch
I think One Piece is great but whenever someone claims that Oda is a genius then I just assume they haven’t read much of anything else. He’s a phenomenal creative but so are most of the creator’s I’ve read.
January 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I think One Piece is great but whenever someone claims that Oda is a genius then I just assume they haven’t read much of anything else. He’s a phenomenal creative but so are most of the creator’s I’ve read.
Trying to get into foot ball at work. straight boys are mad cuz I pointed out the players cheeks meanwhile they deadass be laying on the ground like this in slow motion every 40 seconds. I’m going insane
January 18, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Trying to get into foot ball at work. straight boys are mad cuz I pointed out the players cheeks meanwhile they deadass be laying on the ground like this in slow motion every 40 seconds. I’m going insane
January 18, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Willie Loomis in a TPE relationship with Barnabas Collins
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Willie Loomis in a TPE relationship with Barnabas Collins
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This is pretty awesome! Huge thanks to Taran Killam for checking out IS TED OK?
Pre-order issue 1 ASAP, ok? And issue 2, might as well.
Pre-order issue 1 ASAP, ok? And issue 2, might as well.
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This is pretty awesome! Huge thanks to Taran Killam for checking out IS TED OK?
Pre-order issue 1 ASAP, ok? And issue 2, might as well.
Pre-order issue 1 ASAP, ok? And issue 2, might as well.
This stuff is fire 🔥🔥
It’s #portfolioday!
I’m Dave. I make comics and graphic novels. I would be thrilled to get more cover work or to talk projects for late 2026/early 2027. FWIW I do have a pitch in right now that, if it’s accepted, will push my timeline forward 6-8 months—but I am always planing ahead.
I’m Dave. I make comics and graphic novels. I would be thrilled to get more cover work or to talk projects for late 2026/early 2027. FWIW I do have a pitch in right now that, if it’s accepted, will push my timeline forward 6-8 months—but I am always planing ahead.
January 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
This stuff is fire 🔥🔥
Reposted by Ass Crasher
It’s #portfolioday!
I’m Dave. I make comics and graphic novels. I would be thrilled to get more cover work or to talk projects for late 2026/early 2027. FWIW I do have a pitch in right now that, if it’s accepted, will push my timeline forward 6-8 months—but I am always planing ahead.
I’m Dave. I make comics and graphic novels. I would be thrilled to get more cover work or to talk projects for late 2026/early 2027. FWIW I do have a pitch in right now that, if it’s accepted, will push my timeline forward 6-8 months—but I am always planing ahead.
January 13, 2026 at 1:31 PM
It’s #portfolioday!
I’m Dave. I make comics and graphic novels. I would be thrilled to get more cover work or to talk projects for late 2026/early 2027. FWIW I do have a pitch in right now that, if it’s accepted, will push my timeline forward 6-8 months—but I am always planing ahead.
I’m Dave. I make comics and graphic novels. I would be thrilled to get more cover work or to talk projects for late 2026/early 2027. FWIW I do have a pitch in right now that, if it’s accepted, will push my timeline forward 6-8 months—but I am always planing ahead.
Straight men speak about women the same way self-diagnosed autistic people speak about everyone else
January 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Straight men speak about women the same way self-diagnosed autistic people speak about everyone else
The girls at work are like “I’m pansexual, but I only date really lazy men who treat me like shit” and I’m always like “yass girl, queer pride!”
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
The girls at work are like “I’m pansexual, but I only date really lazy men who treat me like shit” and I’m always like “yass girl, queer pride!”
The autism activism spaces online are so unhelpful. One minute someone will claim that autism makes them a superior communicator because they say what they mean, and the next that same person will completely crash out over the idea of making small talk.
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The autism activism spaces online are so unhelpful. One minute someone will claim that autism makes them a superior communicator because they say what they mean, and the next that same person will completely crash out over the idea of making small talk.
Is Pluribus just the Omega Man/I Am Legend?
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Is Pluribus just the Omega Man/I Am Legend?
Bruh I hate how the “on this day” feature on TikTok pulls from your photo album. At least once a week I get a dick pic jump scare 😩
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Bruh I hate how the “on this day” feature on TikTok pulls from your photo album. At least once a week I get a dick pic jump scare 😩
Men will watch a 15 second movie clip on IG and say the most misogynistic thing they can think of in the comments
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Men will watch a 15 second movie clip on IG and say the most misogynistic thing they can think of in the comments
I think Ross is overhated.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I think Ross is overhated.
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Got too high before work and had to cry about Digimon in my car while listening to chvrchs for a few minutes before clocking in
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Got too high before work and had to cry about Digimon in my car while listening to chvrchs for a few minutes before clocking in
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Some people who read SPECTRUM figured out that, for each issue, there was an in-world track of music that @riqkquinn.bsky.social and I wrote, recorded, and released under the names of bands/musicians in the SPECTRUM world.
They're all here now: spectrumcomicsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/album/spectr...
They're all here now: spectrumcomicsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/album/spectr...
SPECTRUM SOUNDTRACK, by SPECTRUM Comic Soundtrack
6 track album
spectrumcomicsoundtrack.bandcamp.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Some people who read SPECTRUM figured out that, for each issue, there was an in-world track of music that @riqkquinn.bsky.social and I wrote, recorded, and released under the names of bands/musicians in the SPECTRUM world.
They're all here now: spectrumcomicsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/album/spectr...
They're all here now: spectrumcomicsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/album/spectr...
Every McDonald’s employee applying mayonnaise to a chicken sandwich: “what if I just came really hard on one corner of the patty and nowhere else?”
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Every McDonald’s employee applying mayonnaise to a chicken sandwich: “what if I just came really hard on one corner of the patty and nowhere else?”
Sometimes I wish I was meaner 😕
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Sometimes I wish I was meaner 😕
Everyone’s suddenly talking about age gap gay couples as if that’s not just most of them
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Everyone’s suddenly talking about age gap gay couples as if that’s not just most of them
This Waffle House is completely empty but this couple just had to sit at the table next to us 🙃
a man in a blue shirt is urinating in a bathroom
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is urinating in a bathroom
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This Waffle House is completely empty but this couple just had to sit at the table next to us 🙃
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Queer activity generates certain metaphysical attributes that the heteros could never imagine
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Queer activity generates certain metaphysical attributes that the heteros could never imagine
