Ass Crasher
@asscrasher.bsky.social
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Promethea’s #1 fan ☀️ comic books & tarot 🏳️🌈🇵🇸 #nights #xmen #onepiece 💅
Promethea’s #1 fan ☀️ comic books & tarot 🏳️🌈🇵🇸 #nights #xmen #onepiece 💅
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Ass Crasher
@asscrasher.bsky.social
· May 25
Top 10 Most Powerful Comic Book Heroes 🪡
Honorable Mentions:
• Zatanna
• Raven
• Franklin Richards
#10 Scarlet Witch
Honorable Mentions:
• Zatanna
• Raven
• Franklin Richards
#10 Scarlet Witch
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Got too high before work and had to cry about Digimon in my car while listening to chvrchs for a few minutes before clocking in
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Got too high before work and had to cry about Digimon in my car while listening to chvrchs for a few minutes before clocking in
Reposted by Ass Crasher
Some people who read SPECTRUM figured out that, for each issue, there was an in-world track of music that @riqkquinn.bsky.social and I wrote, recorded, and released under the names of bands/musicians in the SPECTRUM world.
They're all here now: spectrumcomicsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/album/spectr...
They're all here now: spectrumcomicsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/album/spectr...
SPECTRUM SOUNDTRACK, by SPECTRUM Comic Soundtrack
6 track album
spectrumcomicsoundtrack.bandcamp.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Some people who read SPECTRUM figured out that, for each issue, there was an in-world track of music that @riqkquinn.bsky.social and I wrote, recorded, and released under the names of bands/musicians in the SPECTRUM world.
They're all here now: spectrumcomicsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/album/spectr...
They're all here now: spectrumcomicsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/album/spectr...
Every McDonald’s employee applying mayonnaise to a chicken sandwich: “what if I just came really hard on one corner of the patty and nowhere else?”
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Every McDonald’s employee applying mayonnaise to a chicken sandwich: “what if I just came really hard on one corner of the patty and nowhere else?”
Sometimes I wish I was meaner 😕
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Sometimes I wish I was meaner 😕
Everyone’s suddenly talking about age gap gay couples as if that’s not just most of them
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Everyone’s suddenly talking about age gap gay couples as if that’s not just most of them
This Waffle House is completely empty but this couple just had to sit at the table next to us 🙃
a man in a blue shirt is urinating in a bathroom
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is urinating in a bathroom
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This Waffle House is completely empty but this couple just had to sit at the table next to us 🙃
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Queer activity generates certain metaphysical attributes that the heteros could never imagine
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Queer activity generates certain metaphysical attributes that the heteros could never imagine
Apparently straight people are calling giving head “topping” even tho it’s more of a bottom activity 🤷♀️🤷♀️ I hate them so much
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Apparently straight people are calling giving head “topping” even tho it’s more of a bottom activity 🤷♀️🤷♀️ I hate them so much
I have this new mutual who’s making a series of videos on why anime is great but so far he’s only described fiction in the most general sense. Like his latest video is all about the concept of a supporting cast. Just like, the existence of the idea of a story having a supporting cast.
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I have this new mutual who’s making a series of videos on why anime is great but so far he’s only described fiction in the most general sense. Like his latest video is all about the concept of a supporting cast. Just like, the existence of the idea of a story having a supporting cast.
No wonder he wouldn’t ask or tell
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
No wonder he wouldn’t ask or tell
If you think relationships are hard work then you’re in the wrong one
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If you think relationships are hard work then you’re in the wrong one
Women always complaining that men cum too quickly but gay sex takes forever. I mean don’t get me wrong, I love every second of it. But I could get a lot done in those 3 hours.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Women always complaining that men cum too quickly but gay sex takes forever. I mean don’t get me wrong, I love every second of it. But I could get a lot done in those 3 hours.
Peter Parker’s clone issues are peak soap opera ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Peter Parker’s clone issues are peak soap opera ❤️
“Jesus died for you”
Like ok? Get in line
Like ok? Get in line
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“Jesus died for you”
Like ok? Get in line
Like ok? Get in line
Posting a video about Bersek and Digimon this evening got me thinking about the crew again
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Posting a video about Bersek and Digimon this evening got me thinking about the crew again
Learning that the kpop demon hunters songs were “ai assisted” or whatever is unsurprising because they suck
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Learning that the kpop demon hunters songs were “ai assisted” or whatever is unsurprising because they suck
Crazy to see my mutuals repost videos that explicitly call out their type of content
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Crazy to see my mutuals repost videos that explicitly call out their type of content
Anime fans are just straight up not fun to talk to; borderline retarded, even
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Anime fans are just straight up not fun to talk to; borderline retarded, even
Everyone talking about cutting off friends that cheat meanwhile I’ve had the opportunity to help a friend cheat and it was totally worth it lol. They’re no longer together cuz the other guy was genuinely awful (derogatory) so absolutely no regrets 💁♀️
October 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Everyone talking about cutting off friends that cheat meanwhile I’ve had the opportunity to help a friend cheat and it was totally worth it lol. They’re no longer together cuz the other guy was genuinely awful (derogatory) so absolutely no regrets 💁♀️