ASPiper
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Ok so it’s gonna be an injury year
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ok so it’s gonna be an injury year
In the time it took me to figure out how to watch this game, I could have walked to the game
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
In the time it took me to figure out how to watch this game, I could have walked to the game
Wise words from one of my third graders: The worst thing you can do is pretend to be a lord. Unless you go to lord school or whatever. Then you’re a professional lord.
Guys, no amateur lords!
Guys, no amateur lords!
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Wise words from one of my third graders: The worst thing you can do is pretend to be a lord. Unless you go to lord school or whatever. Then you’re a professional lord.
Guys, no amateur lords!
Guys, no amateur lords!
Keeping with the theme of 5th grade boys, I asked one to explain to me something he’d learned earlier in class. He reaches behind the radiator and pulls out a paper airplane. Unfolds it, nope. Reaches behind the radiator again and pulls out a balled up paper. Unfolds it, reads his notes and answers.
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Keeping with the theme of 5th grade boys, I asked one to explain to me something he’d learned earlier in class. He reaches behind the radiator and pulls out a paper airplane. Unfolds it, nope. Reaches behind the radiator again and pulls out a balled up paper. Unfolds it, reads his notes and answers.
I must be doing something right because I made it into two of my 5th grade boys’ gratitude journals
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I must be doing something right because I made it into two of my 5th grade boys’ gratitude journals
My favorite take on last night was someone observing that Democratic voters are braver than Democratic leadership
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My favorite take on last night was someone observing that Democratic voters are braver than Democratic leadership
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I'll go ahead and say it. Texas book banners got their butts kicked in tonight's school board elections. Again.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'll go ahead and say it. Texas book banners got their butts kicked in tonight's school board elections. Again.
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Man alive. The contrast between the courage of voters and the absolute cowardice of Democratic leadership is just undeniable and the story of the moment.
The question is which will win out in the end and that question just got a whole lot louder.
The question is which will win out in the end and that question just got a whole lot louder.
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Man alive. The contrast between the courage of voters and the absolute cowardice of Democratic leadership is just undeniable and the story of the moment.
The question is which will win out in the end and that question just got a whole lot louder.
The question is which will win out in the end and that question just got a whole lot louder.
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Dick Cheney didn’t find WMDs in Iraq, but we did find WMDs in America tonight: WAY MORE DEMOCRATS.
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Dick Cheney didn’t find WMDs in Iraq, but we did find WMDs in America tonight: WAY MORE DEMOCRATS.
My union buddy and I and the empanada guy got yelled at for walking through a polling place, but otherwise seems like a good night for democracy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My union buddy and I and the empanada guy got yelled at for walking through a polling place, but otherwise seems like a good night for democracy.
A whale named Chex Mix🥹
“The resilience of these whales is astounding, and we are so thrilled Chex Mix is alive and well!”
Baby humpback whale freed itself from fishing gear. See Chex Mix off CA coast
“The resilience of these whales is astounding, and we are so thrilled Chex Mix is alive and well!”
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November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A whale named Chex Mix🥹
I’m really triggered by Trump ending all his Truths like he’s our super annoying boss
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’m really triggered by Trump ending all his Truths like he’s our super annoying boss
Marco Rubio got us Belichick?
just catching up on Bill Belichick’s disastrous year as UNC coach and discovering the exact mechanics of how he secured the job. www.theringer.com/2025/10/31/c...
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Marco Rubio got us Belichick?
And you know he’s not paying those dancers so they might need food stamps
Dancers at Trump’s Halloween party as people begin losing food stamps under his administration
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
And you know he’s not paying those dancers so they might need food stamps
Based on my timeline it looks like Obama was in NJ and VA about 15 minutes apart and you know what, if anyone can do that, it’s him
November 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Based on my timeline it looks like Obama was in NJ and VA about 15 minutes apart and you know what, if anyone can do that, it’s him
I thought the White House was supposed to be relatively simple (relatively doing some work here) because we didn’t want it to look like we had royalty
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
October 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I thought the White House was supposed to be relatively simple (relatively doing some work here) because we didn’t want it to look like we had royalty
I have many coworkers from Jamaica (some of whom have just moved here in the last few months) I’m definitely hoping for the best with this hurricane!
October 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I have many coworkers from Jamaica (some of whom have just moved here in the last few months) I’m definitely hoping for the best with this hurricane!
UNC lost its preseason game? That can’t be good. 😬
October 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
UNC lost its preseason game? That can’t be good. 😬
Why do these weight loss drugs have the best songs? I’ve been singing the Ozempic song for months and tonight I’ve got Wegovy stuck in my brain.
October 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Why do these weight loss drugs have the best songs? I’ve been singing the Ozempic song for months and tonight I’ve got Wegovy stuck in my brain.
It warms my heart that one of my favorite students loves My Little Pony because I wasn’t much older than her when I was obsessed back in the 80s
October 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It warms my heart that one of my favorite students loves My Little Pony because I wasn’t much older than her when I was obsessed back in the 80s
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Hundreds of Union County teachers call out sick amid delayed pay increases. About 700 teachers called out Wednesday amid demands the school board OK a $1,000 annual pay increase funded by Union County commissioners. (Via @rebeccanoel.bsky.social) www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a... #nced #ncpol
Hundreds of Union County teachers call out sick amid delayed pay increases
The UCPS Board has yet to approve an already funded $100 per month increases for teachers.
www.newsobserver.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Hundreds of Union County teachers call out sick amid delayed pay increases. About 700 teachers called out Wednesday amid demands the school board OK a $1,000 annual pay increase funded by Union County commissioners. (Via @rebeccanoel.bsky.social) www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a... #nced #ncpol
Yes, I think not just action, but action in solidarity is what’s needed now.
Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!
October 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Yes, I think not just action, but action in solidarity is what’s needed now.
