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@aspike2.bsky.social
♊️ | DETROIT 👊🏾 | Sex Symbol | Professional shit talker | 🦁 #OnePride | Chicken wings make everything better...
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Optometry tech here: most people complain at the 15 to 20 year mark that they can’t see anymore. When I test them, they usually have issues with near vision. Do your research cause I we see a lot of people who hate it.
would y'all get LASIK? i wouldn't, but would y'all? 👀
November 21, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Optometry tech here: most people complain at the 15 to 20 year mark that they can’t see anymore. When I test them, they usually have issues with near vision. Do your research cause I we see a lot of people who hate it.
Without saying your city what gif can you use to represent where you from?
November 21, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Without saying your city what gif can you use to represent where you from?
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Keke Palmer got his ass 😭😭😭
November 20, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Keke Palmer got his ass 😭😭😭
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We are all witnessing anticipatory obedience in real time.
November 19, 2024 at 3:12 PM
We are all witnessing anticipatory obedience in real time.
Man, I can’t wait to get off work, take a shower and play my game. I’m so ready for the holiday!
November 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Man, I can’t wait to get off work, take a shower and play my game. I’m so ready for the holiday!
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Joe Scarborough and Mika from Morning Joe, their ratings plummeting, made a pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago because they decided if you can't beat him, grovel for access and help normalize him AGAIN.
STOP 👏
WATCHING👏
MORNING👏
JOE👏
STOP 👏
WATCHING👏
MORNING👏
JOE👏
November 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Joe Scarborough and Mika from Morning Joe, their ratings plummeting, made a pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago because they decided if you can't beat him, grovel for access and help normalize him AGAIN.
STOP 👏
WATCHING👏
MORNING👏
JOE👏
STOP 👏
WATCHING👏
MORNING👏
JOE👏
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You can’t make someone love you by giving them more of what they already don’t appreciate. Know when to let go.
#LessonOfTheDay
#LessonOfTheDay
November 18, 2024 at 12:36 PM
You can’t make someone love you by giving them more of what they already don’t appreciate. Know when to let go.
#LessonOfTheDay
#LessonOfTheDay
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One of my favorite little details in Red Dead Redemption 2 is that when Arthur is drunk, his HUD is too, so you have to hold right click and press E to "Gret the Bartedner"
November 18, 2024 at 5:12 AM
One of my favorite little details in Red Dead Redemption 2 is that when Arthur is drunk, his HUD is too, so you have to hold right click and press E to "Gret the Bartedner"
This is absolutely the sexiest post on this app this far. 😍🤤
November 16, 2024 at 9:15 PM
This is absolutely the sexiest post on this app this far. 😍🤤
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If y’all log off my TV will work.
November 16, 2024 at 3:55 AM
If y’all log off my TV will work.
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Would never mute you. You are, sadly, my most trusted news source.
if you have to mute me because of all the political news, just know I completely understand lol
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Would never mute you. You are, sadly, my most trusted news source.
lot of new people here so advertise your account with one gif or image
November 16, 2024 at 2:11 AM
lot of new people here so advertise your account with one gif or image
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💡 Tip: You can set your website as your username on Bluesky!
This is one form of self-verification, and we especially encourage official organizations and brands to do this! Examples include @npr.org @react.dev @duolingobrasil.com.br.
Here's our guide for how to do this:
This is one form of self-verification, and we especially encourage official organizations and brands to do this! Examples include @npr.org @react.dev @duolingobrasil.com.br.
Here's our guide for how to do this:
How to set your domain as your handle - Bluesky
Using a domain as your handle helps with account identity, verification, and portability. Here's how to set your domain as your handle.
bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 10:04 PM
💡 Tip: You can set your website as your username on Bluesky!
This is one form of self-verification, and we especially encourage official organizations and brands to do this! Examples include @npr.org @react.dev @duolingobrasil.com.br.
Here's our guide for how to do this:
This is one form of self-verification, and we especially encourage official organizations and brands to do this! Examples include @npr.org @react.dev @duolingobrasil.com.br.
Here's our guide for how to do this:
Skeets in the sky…you know how I feel.
November 16, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Skeets in the sky…you know how I feel.
@lepapillonblue.bsky.social What make/model do you shoot with?
November 16, 2024 at 1:37 AM
@lepapillonblue.bsky.social What make/model do you shoot with?
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SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter
November 15, 2024 at 9:02 PM
SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter
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If you’re not laughing 90% of time on here then you are indeed the problem
November 15, 2024 at 5:32 AM
If you’re not laughing 90% of time on here then you are indeed the problem
2024 has been one major disappointment after another and we still have roughly 6 weeks left. Katt bet not say SHIT in 2025!! 😡🤬
November 16, 2024 at 1:17 AM
2024 has been one major disappointment after another and we still have roughly 6 weeks left. Katt bet not say SHIT in 2025!! 😡🤬
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Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because ‘I know how to do math’
Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because 'I know how to do math'
Instead, Damola Adamolekun is going back to what made the company successful in the first place.
fortune.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because ‘I know how to do math’
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Things I miss from Gaming when I was a kid
🎮 Reading the game manual on the way home over and over
🎮 Playing the most random obscure game cos it was all you could get
🎮 the smell of a new game when you opened the case
🎮 4 Player Splitscreen at a friend's house
Good Times 😩
🎮 Reading the game manual on the way home over and over
🎮 Playing the most random obscure game cos it was all you could get
🎮 the smell of a new game when you opened the case
🎮 4 Player Splitscreen at a friend's house
Good Times 😩
November 15, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Things I miss from Gaming when I was a kid
🎮 Reading the game manual on the way home over and over
🎮 Playing the most random obscure game cos it was all you could get
🎮 the smell of a new game when you opened the case
🎮 4 Player Splitscreen at a friend's house
Good Times 😩
🎮 Reading the game manual on the way home over and over
🎮 Playing the most random obscure game cos it was all you could get
🎮 the smell of a new game when you opened the case
🎮 4 Player Splitscreen at a friend's house
Good Times 😩