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SNP member beer drinking golf playing cricket loving woke as fuck lefty.
Will follow all supporters of Scottish Independence.
If you don't have even a single line in your bio, & have never posted, you will be 🚫
STRICTLY NO DM'S!
JFC, India, just WTFF are you doing against the usa at the cricket?
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Ah, bugger, looks like we need to beat England now, nowt like Scotland tae dae it the hard way!
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
FFS, SKY, why the fuck are you showing adverts on your cricket channel, for the entire 18th over of Scotlands innings?
I pay to watch the game, not fucking adverts!
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I need coffee, help!
February 7, 2026 at 12:44 PM
#ows718 🔎 4/5 (01:02)
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Very nice.
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February 7, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Bacon, eggs, 1/4 pounder, hash browns & beans.
Breakfast.
February 7, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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Stuck in a rut of fives.
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Are 28 years later, & 28 years later The Bone Temple different fillums, & if they are which should be watched first?
February 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Heads up folks, at 9am tomorrow, Scotland open their T20 World Cup campaign against the West Indies, available on Sky Sports, or on audio on R5live sports extra.
I got odds of 6/1 for Scotland the other day, thought it was generous so put all of my winnings from last year on a Scotland win.
65p!
February 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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You can scream all you want about the election being rigged, but your lawyers lost their licenses and went bankrupt. We all heard you beg for 11,780 votes. Your poll numbers are in the toilet. The economy is shot, except for your $4B grift. And Epstein is not going away.
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I'm watching the U19 CWC final, between India & England.
The general guide in a 50 over match is to look at the score after 30 overs, then double it.
After 30 overs, India are on 283 for three.
February 6, 2026 at 10:04 AM
#ows717 🔎 3/5 (02:20)
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Got bogged down in the middle
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February 6, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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Thought it was going to be one of those ones.
February 6, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Anyone else watching the rugby & wondering about forward passing now being allowed?
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
OK, let's see just how long I can last, watching the rugby on itv, with them showing adverts during the breaks in play!
Game on.
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
If that's what they're saying today, you can bet your last penny on the fact it will come in at at least that figure.
Build a new one, outside of the centre of london, suitable for a modern 21stC parliament, & sell the building off to contribute to its cost.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Restoring the Palace of Westminster could cost ‘eye-watering’ £40bn
New report also suggests renovations may take up to 61 years, as critics say project lacks accountability
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Just hearing that it'll cost £19B to uprate Westminster to a safe state, for which we can guarantee £40B cost at least.
Build a new one, fit for the 21stC, sell the old one off to cover the cost of the replacement.
We're skint, as we keep getting told.
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
#ows716 🔎 4/5 (01:56)
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February 5, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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Nothing to say about that.
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 AM
It's pretty obvious now that, while he was in the cabinet, Mandelson was handling confidential financial information to someone that could be classified as an Agent of a Foreign Power.
So why is he not currently under arrest in prison, explaining all of his financial dealings to MI5, SFO, MI6,etc?
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
More cuts to the NHS due to Starmers labour party.
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Cost of UK’s drug price with US will come out of NHS budget
Department of health, not Treasury, will foot the bill – with costs forecast to reach £9bn
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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Not a word I've heard in a very long time.
February 4, 2026 at 8:07 AM